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Here we go
Season 39 starts with a fanfare. It’s official InTheShite have dumped her
We reminisced about the good old “don’t have nightmares” ITS fashion dumps days. To remind ourselves how she made something so shite and still earned her a fortune, we have our own exclusive “fully lined” Awards ceremony - round of applause please
The Yawna Awards
**Fashion Classics
milkmaid camouflage with backdrop, sky ad french dressing, duvet dress with girdle, the mummy ripped suit, goth doll on crack, Girdle belt over anything, Joan Collins rough sister in a car look, Skiing with everything Chanel, pork pie hat, cardi wrap tutorial weekly, fully lined has pockets, thrush inducing knitwear, Auntie Jean specials, hooker in a lift
- winner - all of them
**Staring like a Murderer & Creepy Cling On - Winner - could only be Mr Pig aka Old Saggy Bollocks
**Best Hair Style - Winner - something from a Japanese Horror Movie
**Honorary Yawna Prize - Winner - Floating Eiffel Tower
It’s been a slow season, she lost her mind, lost her cash cow, lost her friends, lost her holidays. Sadly for us she hasn’t lost her way to Tattle, were still talking about her and she likes to tell us. Hello Yawna
So lets go back a little and remind ourselves what she promised uS
- Move into the London rental - not happening
- Holiday to Croatia - did not happen
- Something big - not happening
- Going to the gym - not happening
- Stopped drinking - not happening
- Charity sale - not happening
- Vow renewal - never happening
- Learnt how to fake tan - not happening
In fact the only holiday she did was Paris cause ITS paid to try and keep her out of the country. She found her way back
Still talking to herself via her own Q&A
Still flogging other house interiors as her own
Now treading the cobblestones like all the other influencers on the bandwagon, going to PR events for a free lunch, free booze, dragging Old Saggy Bollocks along so he can freeload listening to a poor underpaid marketing girl waffle on about the game changing miracle cream
Fashion - what’s that, wellies and a coat.
She did give us a Live with the new bag of the flat, Hermes Kelly in grey, the how I got it story was very very convincing so much so it had more holes than a cheese grater. Something fishy to be had and it wasn’t the fish salsa for once. Oh la la
Did a quick stint with Holland & Cooper they soon realised the cock eyed pony leg made their clothes look tit, that soon stopped
Aston Martin invited them to the country set drive day, clearly the middle class saw right through them and ripped them a new one. They left never to mention the trip again. No friends made there then.
Sisley invited her to a - actually we have no idea what, she never told us why she was there no content) but we did get wild shots of a classic piss up in the hotel lounge unfiltered.
Hanging out at Soho House with freeloaders and the Z listers is a new thing, it was truly the tragic the fakeness pouring from the stories.
Making grid story pics of underweight models
Regurgitating old photos
Filter on max
Horsham Heights is still a flat with wooden floors, dirty carpet and wooden bedroom panelling
Hardly posting on the grid, filling stories with constant giveaways. Can she afford heating this winter? Will she ever be sustainable?
We want answers….Season 39 begins
Here we go
Season 39 starts with a fanfare. It’s official InTheShite have dumped her
We reminisced about the good old “don’t have nightmares” ITS fashion dumps days. To remind ourselves how she made something so shite and still earned her a fortune, we have our own exclusive “fully lined” Awards ceremony - round of applause please
The Yawna Awards
**Fashion Classics
milkmaid camouflage with backdrop, sky ad french dressing, duvet dress with girdle, the mummy ripped suit, goth doll on crack, Girdle belt over anything, Joan Collins rough sister in a car look, Skiing with everything Chanel, pork pie hat, cardi wrap tutorial weekly, fully lined has pockets, thrush inducing knitwear, Auntie Jean specials, hooker in a lift
- winner - all of them
**Staring like a Murderer & Creepy Cling On - Winner - could only be Mr Pig aka Old Saggy Bollocks
**Best Hair Style - Winner - something from a Japanese Horror Movie
**Honorary Yawna Prize - Winner - Floating Eiffel Tower
It’s been a slow season, she lost her mind, lost her cash cow, lost her friends, lost her holidays. Sadly for us she hasn’t lost her way to Tattle, were still talking about her and she likes to tell us. Hello Yawna
So lets go back a little and remind ourselves what she promised uS
- Move into the London rental - not happening
- Holiday to Croatia - did not happen
- Something big - not happening
- Going to the gym - not happening
- Stopped drinking - not happening
- Charity sale - not happening
- Vow renewal - never happening
- Learnt how to fake tan - not happening
In fact the only holiday she did was Paris cause ITS paid to try and keep her out of the country. She found her way back
Still talking to herself via her own Q&A
Still flogging other house interiors as her own
Now treading the cobblestones like all the other influencers on the bandwagon, going to PR events for a free lunch, free booze, dragging Old Saggy Bollocks along so he can freeload listening to a poor underpaid marketing girl waffle on about the game changing miracle cream
Fashion - what’s that, wellies and a coat.
She did give us a Live with the new bag of the flat, Hermes Kelly in grey, the how I got it story was very very convincing so much so it had more holes than a cheese grater. Something fishy to be had and it wasn’t the fish salsa for once. Oh la la
Did a quick stint with Holland & Cooper they soon realised the cock eyed pony leg made their clothes look tit, that soon stopped
Aston Martin invited them to the country set drive day, clearly the middle class saw right through them and ripped them a new one. They left never to mention the trip again. No friends made there then.
Sisley invited her to a - actually we have no idea what, she never told us why she was there no content) but we did get wild shots of a classic piss up in the hotel lounge unfiltered.
Hanging out at Soho House with freeloaders and the Z listers is a new thing, it was truly the tragic the fakeness pouring from the stories.
Making grid story pics of underweight models
Regurgitating old photos
Filter on max
Horsham Heights is still a flat with wooden floors, dirty carpet and wooden bedroom panelling
Hardly posting on the grid, filling stories with constant giveaways. Can she afford heating this winter? Will she ever be sustainable?
We want answers….Season 39 begins
