Lorna Luxe #49 If There’s a Free Bar Lorna Won’t Stray Far

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Congrats @annabelle_bronstein with top thread title with 27 likes, treat yourself to a Snatched jawline, I mean it works every time, it’s called a filter 🎉

So what has the most honest, friendly, hardworking, pretty, genuine, caring influenzer been up to?

It seems quite a lot and quite of lot of it has been hidden from her stories only to be found lurking in the depths of desperado’s looking for attention.

John unfortunately still very ill, but has that stopped her, duck off no way, lets go out get pissed not only that lets actually fly to different countries cause quite frankly he is fine after 10 hours of chemo in the concrete prison bunker with nothing but a stuffed sheep for company. And don’t forget she wants it tip top clean when she gets home.

Horsham Heights made a mention more than a few times YAY, she is angling for a sell so bigging it up to be some flash pad knowing nothing is being sold in the block. Now fessed up to a 2 bed flat, lets just forget she scammed everyone that she actually owned the whole place, lets just gloss over that.

The selling coincides with the bunker having a large mortgage, WOS going no where fast haemorrhaging cash like there is no tomorrow. Old Scribbles must be cacking his tight little budgie smuggler pants, well his investment must be literally down the shitter!

Horsham Heights will be gone, but not forgotten, she needs the cash otherwise why not rent it.

Her money troubles are the least of her worries.

Confessed she was pissed that John’s cancer returned, just gets in the way of her life tbh and quite frankly puts her partying plans at risk. But oh hang on, I can dump him at home and just go with the gays and strays, claim its “work” and that’s me sorted. Sod him he can sort himself at the bunker, I think the Chinese delivers, oh who cares, he helped me when I demanded it but nothing is in the marriage contract to say I have to help him.

The gays and strays have been trailing her like puppies on demand, we know the Scribbles has vested interest but the rest just get stuck into the free bar and whatever substances pass their noses by the look of them. Plus they are good for luggage carrying. Scribbler hustler has been pushing the WOS for the price of whatever the Loons pay him for intro’s, the cash is flowing from her to him to whoever. Bunker got another slot on You Tube, the comments were in the line of Ugly, Office, Bland, Hard, Awful. That was a success then.

Treated herself to some self care because no one else needs it as much as she does, well it was free, to dry matted, completely different coloured hair extensions, she is determined to pull all her natural hair out now, and it’s working cause only a few weeks later hey presto red plastic extensions are in place and then hey the dreams of all dreams the fake fringe is in place, it’s looks like a rug on her head. In just a short week she is questioning her free extensions. By Christmas she’ll have no hair to attach the ghastly rats to

Did a bit of travelling disguised as her own but clearly paid for, LA - rose fest with the nepo babies - lets gets pissed, Cannes - New Look with the toddlers - where is my rose, Greece, Glasto - more piss ups, Amalfi - never left the hotel - too pissed. John managed to escape to Le Mans, only cause it was free.

We had the pleasure of enduring a summer collection of hospital gowns, table cloths, Edwardian baby in mourning, milk maid - it was delightful. Nothing sold out if you’re interested.

Things that never happened - lost her luggage, lost her watch - happens all the time in Loony world

One last thing, hey Yawna, basic witch, lazy arse, the alcoholic filtering lying maniac - remember your very sick unwell husband - remember him??

Let’s go - it’s Thread 49
 
Congrats @annabelle_bronstein with top thread title with 27 likes, treat yourself to a Snatched jawline, I mean it works every time, it’s called a filter 🎉

So what has the most honest, friendly, hardworking, pretty, genuine, caring influenzer been up to?

It seems quite a lot and quite of lot of it has been hidden from her stories only to be found lurking in the depths of desperado’s looking for attention.

John unfortunately still very ill, but has that stopped her, duck off no way, lets go out get pissed not only that lets actually fly to different countries cause quite frankly he is fine after 10 hours of chemo in the concrete prison bunker with nothing but a stuffed sheep for company. And don’t forget she wants it tip top clean when she gets home.

Horsham Heights made a mention more than a few times YAY, she is angling for a sell so bigging it up to be some flash pad knowing nothing is being sold in the block. Now fessed up to a 2 bed flat, lets just forget she scammed everyone that she actually owned the whole place, lets just gloss over that.

The selling coincides with the bunker having a large mortgage, WOS going no where fast haemorrhaging cash like there is no tomorrow. Old Scribbles must be cacking his tight little budgie smuggler pants, well his investment must be literally down the shitter!

Horsham Heights will be gone, but not forgotten, she needs the cash otherwise why not rent it.

Her money troubles are the least of her worries.

Confessed she was pissed that John’s cancer returned, just gets in the way of her life tbh and quite frankly puts her partying plans at risk. But oh hang on, I can dump him at home and just go with the gays and strays, claim its “work” and that’s me sorted. Sod him he can sort himself at the bunker, I think the Chinese delivers, oh who cares, he helped me when I demanded it but nothing is in the marriage contract to say I have to help him.

The gays and strays have been trailing her like puppies on demand, we know the Scribbles has vested interest but the rest just get stuck into the free bar and whatever substances pass their noses by the look of them. Plus they are good for luggage carrying. Scribbler hustler has been pushing the WOS for the price of whatever the Loons pay him for intro’s, the cash is flowing from her to him to whoever. Bunker got another slot on You Tube, the comments were in the line of Ugly, Office, Bland, Hard, Awful. That was a success then.

Treated herself to some self care because no one else needs it as much as she does, well it was free, to dry matted, completely different coloured hair extensions, she is determined to pull all her natural hair out now, and it’s working cause only a few weeks later hey presto red plastic extensions are in place and then hey the dreams of all dreams the fake fringe is in place, it’s looks like a rug on her head. In just a short week she is questioning her free extensions. By Christmas she’ll have no hair to attach the ghastly rats to

Did a bit of travelling disguised as her own but clearly paid for, LA - rose fest with the nepo babies - lets gets pissed, Cannes - New Look with the toddlers - where is my rose, Greece, Glasto - more piss ups, Amalfi - never left the hotel - too pissed. John managed to escape to Le Mans, only cause it was free.

We had the pleasure of enduring a summer collection of hospital gowns, table cloths, Edwardian baby in mourning, milk maid - it was delightful. Nothing sold out if you’re interested.

Things that never happened - lost her luggage, lost her watch - happens all the time in Loony world

One last thing, hey Yawna, basic witch, lazy arse, the alcoholic filtering lying maniac - remember your very sick unwell husband - remember him??

Let’s go - it’s Thread 49
Sterling work pinky! 👊🏻😘
 
I’ve just read her latest story, I know life has to go on for some people re work etc but wow, I really want to message her and say, your husband is ill, he needs your support, not to be going out working on pod casts!! She thinks she’s had a mental week, god love her!! As for only one side of her mouth moving when she speaks, it’s really irritating!
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It’s been a mental week now a lovely week, which one is it??
 
I wonder if they’re selling up now so she has access to cash immediately instead of it being tied up in probate (in which I’d assume there was too much in his estate for her to benefit from the RNRB).

A less cynical me would suggest they’re selling now because it would be too difficult for her to sell the marital home after he’s gone. But it’s Lorna.
 
Spot on @Pink _norris thanks for the new thread and round up .. well done @annabelle_bronstein for perfect thread title .
Back to Yawna Her Fukkin stories tonight boiled my piss ! What an absolute bleep she is .
Starts off with the sympathy vote of one sentence that John has an infection and doesn’t feel at all well and wow when there’s a guest at the gaff .just what John the whipping boy needs . Then it’s full blown Queen Baby Bull tit .the total bollox about feeling guilty leaving him .. REALLY ! ? shows her true priorities i.in life ‘ dying husband or a poxy podcast ooh with someone that has an OBE 🙄.
And to get Fukkin chin filler . FFS your husband’s had his stomach removed and your bleating on about your Fukkin chin filler … and how it’s harmonising your face !! Well love it don’t look any Fukkin different . You’ve got a Fukkin long potato shaped face with a few chins and it’s been said before ‘You ain’t gonna make a silk purse out of a sows ear ‘ . Now go spend time with your dying husband .
 

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There’s no bleeping guilt at all when she goes out. If you listen to that podcast with her and that Em Clarke and the other total arse licker , she said she would be carrying on going out! She doesn’t care for affection , just gluttony.

Talking of the podcast I forgot to say that I’d listened to it. What a crock of self serving shite that was..
There were some very specific blows at the tattle crew. “ a very small corner of the internet”
And what she does / says / etc are
. “ none of anyone’s business “ LOL.

Pretty sure it is when she publicises her life on social media, on an entirely public forum, whereby said people are funding her lifestyle.


She also said that anyone who comments such things is a “ weirdo”
(Says the gurning woman who alters her face every bleeping day with filters, and alters her shape by about 6 sizes)
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And now that Alex light woman is garnering attention by posting pictures of herself with filters and without.. and talking about “ beauty standards”!!!

What a joke. Funnily enough she didn’t ask Lorna why she was 5 sizes bigger than her images then?

Evidently not THAT bothered about beauty standards…
 
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There were some very specific blows at the tattle crew. “ a very small corner of the internet”

She also said that anyone who comments such things is a “ weirdo”

I do always find it funny when influencers talk about how they’re not bothered about criticism of themselves online at length. If you were genuinely not bothered you’d not give it air time
 
I do always find it funny when influencers talk about how they’re not bothered about criticism of themselves online at length. If you were genuinely not bothered you’d not give it air time

Theres lots of decent people online that get no criticism because they dont deserve it. Making a difference, using their platform for good, creating great transparent content and being truthful in regards the parts of their life their choose to share.

Generally if a number of people are saying youre a lying, deceitful, immoral twunt…then you probably are!
 
Congrats @annabelle_bronstein with top thread title with 27 likes, treat yourself to a Snatched jawline, I mean it works every time, it’s called a filter 🎉

So what has the most honest, friendly, hardworking, pretty, genuine, caring influenzer been up to?

It seems quite a lot and quite of lot of it has been hidden from her stories only to be found lurking in the depths of desperado’s looking for attention.

John unfortunately still very ill, but has that stopped her, duck off no way, lets go out get pissed not only that lets actually fly to different countries cause quite frankly he is fine after 10 hours of chemo in the concrete prison bunker with nothing but a stuffed sheep for company. And don’t forget she wants it tip top clean when she gets home.

Horsham Heights made a mention more than a few times YAY, she is angling for a sell so bigging it up to be some flash pad knowing nothing is being sold in the block. Now fessed up to a 2 bed flat, lets just forget she scammed everyone that she actually owned the whole place, lets just gloss over that.

The selling coincides with the bunker having a large mortgage, WOS going no where fast haemorrhaging cash like there is no tomorrow. Old Scribbles must be cacking his tight little budgie smuggler pants, well his investment must be literally down the shitter!

Horsham Heights will be gone, but not forgotten, she needs the cash otherwise why not rent it.

Her money troubles are the least of her worries.

Confessed she was pissed that John’s cancer returned, just gets in the way of her life tbh and quite frankly puts her partying plans at risk. But oh hang on, I can dump him at home and just go with the gays and strays, claim its “work” and that’s me sorted. Sod him he can sort himself at the bunker, I think the Chinese delivers, oh who cares, he helped me when I demanded it but nothing is in the marriage contract to say I have to help him.

The gays and strays have been trailing her like puppies on demand, we know the Scribbles has vested interest but the rest just get stuck into the free bar and whatever substances pass their noses by the look of them. Plus they are good for luggage carrying. Scribbler hustler has been pushing the WOS for the price of whatever the Loons pay him for intro’s, the cash is flowing from her to him to whoever. Bunker got another slot on You Tube, the comments were in the line of Ugly, Office, Bland, Hard, Awful. That was a success then.

Treated herself to some self care because no one else needs it as much as she does, well it was free, to dry matted, completely different coloured hair extensions, she is determined to pull all her natural hair out now, and it’s working cause only a few weeks later hey presto red plastic extensions are in place and then hey the dreams of all dreams the fake fringe is in place, it’s looks like a rug on her head. In just a short week she is questioning her free extensions. By Christmas she’ll have no hair to attach the ghastly rats to

Did a bit of travelling disguised as her own but clearly paid for, LA - rose fest with the nepo babies - lets gets pissed, Cannes - New Look with the toddlers - where is my rose, Greece, Glasto - more piss ups, Amalfi - never left the hotel - too pissed. John managed to escape to Le Mans, only cause it was free.

We had the pleasure of enduring a summer collection of hospital gowns, table cloths, Edwardian baby in mourning, milk maid - it was delightful. Nothing sold out if you’re interested.

Things that never happened - lost her luggage, lost her watch - happens all the time in Loony world

One last thing, hey Yawna, basic witch, lazy arse, the alcoholic filtering lying maniac - remember your very sick unwell husband - remember him??

Let’s go - it’s Thread 49

Oh your round ups are alway my favourite! Bravo! You remembered everything and really hit the nail on the head with queen baby.
Roll on the next chapter of the mess.
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The audacity to say John has an infection and then the next 3 stories are of people staying over, going out to film/record and a shoot happening in the house.

Let the man be sick and recover in peace! Wonder how he got said infection, lorna?
 
And now poorly John (with an infection and amidst chemo ) is having a “ shoot” at “ Ghost House”
Just what you’d want !!!
Wouldn’t surprise me if she’s kicked him out and put him up in Soho farmhouse.

That girl needs her attention and nothing is going to stop it!
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Can’t wait to compare this to her “ selfie” before and after of the new chin(s)

I’m expecting a heavily edited one like the filet Kingsley was.

Also love this comment on the look fantastic feed.
 

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And now poorly John (with an infection and amidst chemo ) is having a “ shoot” at “ Ghost House”
Just what you’d want !!!
Wouldn’t surprise me if she’s kicked him out and put him up in Soho farmhouse.

That girl needs her attention and nothing is going to stop it!
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Can’t wait to compare this to her “ selfie” before and after of the new chin(s)

I’m expecting a heavily edited one like the filet Kingsley was.

Also love this comment on the look fantastic feed.
It’s gotta be one of us !!! ‘Bob on ‘😂❤️❤️
 
From the look fantastic video! Again, snatched chin treatments working a treat I see.
The set up to look like her bedroom.. on the sofa again. They put all the effort into the one room the rest of the house probably looks like shite.

She should take her own advice (or tattles) now on the fake tan - not just to her younger self.
 

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And now poorly John (with an infection and amidst chemo ) is having a “ shoot” at “ Ghost House”
Just what you’d want !!!
Wouldn’t surprise me if she’s kicked him out and put him up in Soho farmhouse.

That girl needs her attention and nothing is going to stop it!
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Can’t wait to compare this to her “ selfie” before and after of the new chin(s)

I’m expecting a heavily edited one like the filet Kingsley was.

Also love this comment on the look fantastic feed.
Can’t believe they’ve deleted this comment. The other comments on there just seem fake. Like seriously - I love Lorna 🤣
Just goes to show you can’t trust any brand.
 
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