Lorna Luxe #48 Trust Pilot - Dreadful experience, clothes are nasty

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

There’s been a significant Increase in posts featuring John. She’s still trying to make the poor bloke “a thing” though no one is sure why.
He’s even been wearing her Dior rip off kagool. As one of our TIT’s pointed out, John is an ill, elderly, short gentleman not a rabid, ripped sex Adonis.

Whilst seeking attention, Lorna got silly on TikTok and referenced their 21 year age gap. One classic comment was ;
“ who is the older in the relationship”?
Thank the lord for that jaw snatching treatment eh.

Some naughty people referred to John as Jimmy Saville and a predator, which resulted in Lorna landing a feature on the Daily HateMail side bar of shame.

Despite John’s evident health struggles, Lorna continues to be Lorna, and makes it all about herself. She uses his illness for personal gain which remains one of the most gruesome and repulsive aspects of social media and one of Lorna’s lows. Morbid health updates followed by a good old flog of some shite on Look fantastic.

They’ve been matchy matchy wearing white in New York. ( her in an ill fitting blazer, standard)
He’s been smoking like a chimney in Portugal with the gakked up Gays and the ladyboy.
She’s dressed him up and dragged him through airports just so that she can show off her double stacked Hermes and drive an Aston Martin.

She also showed off John massaging her thoroughly mutant feet which no fucker ever, EVER wants to see, but there you go. That’s what happens when you’re “Trapped in the womb” (apparently)

Currently in Provence. Drinking.

More awful clothes, more really awful swimsuits, more size reduction filters, more gunt, more rosé, more ridiculous blazers, more gurning, more greed, more bragging, more telling stories of stuff that absolutely didn’t happen, more chin hiding, more candles and more Rolf Harris sketches that come free with her Made in China polyester.

 

[Phil I Buster]

There’s been a significant Increase in posts featuring John. She’s still trying to make the poor bloke “a thing” though no one is sure why.
He’s even been wearing her Dior rip off kagool. As one of our TIT’s pointed out, John is an ill, elderly, short gentleman not a rich sex God.

Lorna got silly on TikTok and referenced their 21 year age gap. One classic comment from one of the reels was
“ who is the older in the relationship”? Thank the lord for that jaw snatching treatment eh.

Some naughty people referred to John as Jimmy Saville and a predator, which resulted in Lorna landing a feature on the Daily HateMail side bar of shame.

Despite John’s evident health struggles, Lorna continues to be Lorna, and makes it all about herself. She uses his illness for personal gain which remains one of the most gruesome and repulsive aspects of social media. Morbid health updates followed by a good old flog of some shite on Look fantastic or her own “brand”
They’ve been matchy matchy wearing white in New York. ( her in an ill fitting blazer, standard)
He’s been smoking like a chimney in Portugal with the gakked up Gays and the ladyboy.
She’s dressed him up and dragged him through airports just so that she can show off her double stacked Hermes and drive an Aston Martin.

She also showed off John massaging her thoroughly mutant feet which no fucker ever EVER wants to see, but there you go. That’s what happens when you’re “Trapped in the womb” (apparently)


More awful clothes, more really awful swimsuits, more size reduction filters, more gunt, more rosé, more ridiculous blazers, more gurning, more greed, more bragging, more telling stories of stuff that absolutely didn’t happen, more chin hiding, more candles and more Rolf Harris sketches that come free with her Made in China polyester.

Thank you for that recap @AllAboutTheMayhem; however I had forgotten about the foot rub so that hellscape is back in my mind once more.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

There’s been a significant Increase in posts featuring John. She’s still trying to make the poor bloke “a thing” though no one is sure why.
He’s even been wearing her Dior rip off kagool. As one of our TIT’s pointed out, John is an ill, elderly, short gentleman not a rabid, ripped sex Adonis.

Whilst seeking attention, Lorna got silly on TikTok and referenced their 21 year age gap. One classic comment was ;
“ who is the older in the relationship”?
Thank the lord for that jaw snatching treatment eh.

Some naughty people referred to John as Jimmy Saville and a predator, which resulted in Lorna landing a feature on the Daily HateMail side bar of shame.

Despite John’s evident health struggles, Lorna continues to be Lorna, and makes it all about herself. She uses his illness for personal gain which remains one of the most gruesome and repulsive aspects of social media and one of Lorna’s lows. Morbid health updates followed by a good old flog of some shite on Look fantastic.

They’ve been matchy matchy wearing white in New York. ( her in an ill fitting blazer, standard)
He’s been smoking like a chimney in Portugal with the gakked up Gays and the ladyboy.
She’s dressed him up and dragged him through airports just so that she can show off her double stacked Hermes and drive an Aston Martin.

She also showed off John massaging her thoroughly mutant feet which no fucker ever, EVER wants to see, but there you go. That’s what happens when you’re “Trapped in the womb” (apparently)

Currently in Provence. Drinking.

More awful clothes, more really awful swimsuits, more size reduction filters, more gunt, more rosé, more ridiculous blazers, more gurning, more greed, more bragging, more telling stories of stuff that absolutely didn’t happen, more chin hiding, more candles and more Rolf Harris sketches that come free with her Made in China polyester.

i Love that you got rolf Harris AND jimmy saville into the recap BRAVA

 

[Deevee47]

You my dear are a genius.. thankyou for the perfect update on our favourites

There’s been a significant Increase in posts featuring John. She’s still trying to make the poor bloke “a thing” though no one is sure why.
He’s even been wearing her Dior rip off kagool. As one of our TIT’s pointed out, John is an ill, elderly, short gentleman not a rabid, ripped sex Adonis.

Whilst seeking attention, Lorna got silly on TikTok and referenced their 21 year age gap. One classic comment was ;
“ who is the older in the relationship”?
Thank the lord for that jaw snatching treatment eh.

Some naughty people referred to John as Jimmy Saville and a predator, which resulted in Lorna landing a feature on the Daily HateMail side bar of shame.

Despite John’s evident health struggles, Lorna continues to be Lorna, and makes it all about herself. She uses his illness for personal gain which remains one of the most gruesome and repulsive aspects of social media and one of Lorna’s lows. Morbid health updates followed by a good old flog of some shite on Look fantastic.

They’ve been matchy matchy wearing white in New York. ( her in an ill fitting blazer, standard)
He’s been smoking like a chimney in Portugal with the gakked up Gays and the ladyboy.
She’s dressed him up and dragged him through airports just so that she can show off her double stacked Hermes and drive an Aston Martin.

She also showed off John massaging her thoroughly mutant feet which no fucker ever, EVER wants to see, but there you go. That’s what happens when you’re “Trapped in the womb” (apparently)

Currently in Provence. Drinking.

More awful clothes, more really awful swimsuits, more size reduction filters, more gunt, more rosé, more ridiculous blazers, more gurning, more greed, more bragging, more telling stories of stuff that absolutely didn’t happen, more chin hiding, more candles and more Rolf Harris sketches that come free with her Made in China polyester.

 

[Ohno25]

Perfect new thread title and a brilliant recap! Thank you!

 

[lucie_Lu]

Excellant recap please can scribble boy officially be renamed Rolf Harris now Also, I can’t believe I didn’t see it coming that the hideous swimsuit was going to be paired with one of her classic Uncle
Fester blazers!!

 

[Ohmydays]

There’s been a significant Increase in posts featuring John. She’s still trying to make the poor bloke “a thing” though no one is sure why.
He’s even been wearing her Dior rip off kagool. As one of our TIT’s pointed out, John is an ill, elderly, short gentleman not a rabid, ripped sex Adonis.

Whilst seeking attention, Lorna got silly on TikTok and referenced their 21 year age gap. One classic comment was ;
“ who is the older in the relationship”?
Thank the lord for that jaw snatching treatment eh.

Some naughty people referred to John as Jimmy Saville and a predator, which resulted in Lorna landing a feature on the Daily HateMail side bar of shame.

Despite John’s evident health struggles, Lorna continues to be Lorna, and makes it all about herself. She uses his illness for personal gain which remains one of the most gruesome and repulsive aspects of social media and one of Lorna’s lows. Morbid health updates followed by a good old flog of some shite on Look fantastic.

They’ve been matchy matchy wearing white in New York. ( her in an ill fitting blazer, standard)
He’s been smoking like a chimney in Portugal with the gakked up Gays and the ladyboy.
She’s dressed him up and dragged him through airports just so that she can show off her double stacked Hermes and drive an Aston Martin.

She also showed off John massaging her thoroughly mutant feet which no fucker ever, EVER wants to see, but there you go. That’s what happens when you’re “Trapped in the womb” (apparently)

Currently in Provence. Drinking.

More awful clothes, more really awful swimsuits, more size reduction filters, more gunt, more rosé, more ridiculous blazers, more gurning, more greed, more bragging, more telling stories of stuff that absolutely didn’t happen, more chin hiding, more candles and more Rolf Harris sketches that come free with her Made in China polyester.

Thanks for coming to the new thread rescue @AllAboutTheMayhem . I started off smiling when I read it then ended up Fukkin chuckling my head off . Great round up .and to whoever suggested the title .. spot on
Can’t wait to see what #48 brings ..
I can see it now , more about Johns illness , then silent days of no content followed by the attention seeking posts full of lies and deceit purely to bang up her engagement ! Same Ol Same Ol
Vile Fukkin TeamLuxe are really bashing the Johns got Cancer drum . FFS all the Fawnas feeling sorry for John are so thick cos he’s still out there selfishly puffing fags and drinking alcohol .

 

[Same stuff different day]

There’s been a significant Increase in posts featuring John. She’s still trying to make the poor bloke “a thing” though no one is sure why.
He’s even been wearing her Dior rip off kagool. As one of our TIT’s pointed out, John is an ill, elderly, short gentleman not a rabid, ripped sex Adonis.

Whilst seeking attention, Lorna got silly on TikTok and referenced their 21 year age gap. One classic comment was ;
“ who is the older in the relationship”?
Thank the lord for that jaw snatching treatment eh.

Some naughty people referred to John as Jimmy Saville and a predator, which resulted in Lorna landing a feature on the Daily HateMail side bar of shame.

Despite John’s evident health struggles, Lorna continues to be Lorna, and makes it all about herself. She uses his illness for personal gain which remains one of the most gruesome and repulsive aspects of social media and one of Lorna’s lows. Morbid health updates followed by a good old flog of some shite on Look fantastic.

They’ve been matchy matchy wearing white in New York. ( her in an ill fitting blazer, standard)
He’s been smoking like a chimney in Portugal with the gakked up Gays and the ladyboy.
She’s dressed him up and dragged him through airports just so that she can show off her double stacked Hermes and drive an Aston Martin.

She also showed off John massaging her thoroughly mutant feet which no fucker ever, EVER wants to see, but there you go. That’s what happens when you’re “Trapped in the womb” (apparently)

Currently in Provence. Drinking.

More awful clothes, more really awful swimsuits, more size reduction filters, more gunt, more rosé, more ridiculous blazers, more gurning, more greed, more bragging, more telling stories of stuff that absolutely didn’t happen, more chin hiding, more candles and more Rolf Harris sketches that come free with her Made in China polyester.

Brilliant *hands @AllAboutTheMayhem a Pulitzer for writing ❤

 

[de beauvoir]

Rolf Harris sketches

Omg I forgot about the feet somehow!
And still cannot get over that Astrid and Miyu interview in that huge sack of a leather jacket. I hope she’s binned/sold that already.

 

[Its_Me]

As one of our TIT’s pointed out, John is an ill, elderly, short gentleman not a rabid, ripped sex Adonis.

This

Can I add for anyone who might be new here that it wasn’t Tattlers who called him Jimmy Saville some other members of the public worked that one out on their own

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Thank you TITS. The recap doesn’t have its usual depth, and was a bit of a rushed job- I don’t have much time at the moment. Life can get quite busy when you have a real job and children!
And I didn’t thank the originator of the title!
Although I guess in theory, it’s actually the trust pilot reviewer who has no idea of her Tattle fame ;-)

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Thank you TITS. The recap doesn’t have its usual depth, and was a bit of a rushed job- I don’t have much time at the moment. Life can get quite busy when you have a real job and children!
And I didn’t thank the originator of the title!
Although I guess in theory, it’s actually the trust pilot reviewer who has no idea of her Tattle fame ;-)

and a joint effort from @LadyLockdown and @pink_norris

 

[Chlamydia Millen]

There’s been a significant Increase in posts featuring John. She’s still trying to make the poor bloke “a thing” though no one is sure why.
He’s even been wearing her Dior rip off kagool. As one of our TIT’s pointed out, John is an ill, elderly, short gentleman not a rabid, ripped sex Adonis.

Whilst seeking attention, Lorna got silly on TikTok and referenced their 21 year age gap. One classic comment was ;
“ who is the older in the relationship”?
Thank the lord for that jaw snatching treatment eh.

Some naughty people referred to John as Jimmy Saville and a predator, which resulted in Lorna landing a feature on the Daily HateMail side bar of shame.

Despite John’s evident health struggles, Lorna continues to be Lorna, and makes it all about herself. She uses his illness for personal gain which remains one of the most gruesome and repulsive aspects of social media and one of Lorna’s lows. Morbid health updates followed by a good old flog of some shite on Look fantastic.

They’ve been matchy matchy wearing white in New York. ( her in an ill fitting blazer, standard)
He’s been smoking like a chimney in Portugal with the gakked up Gays and the ladyboy.
She’s dressed him up and dragged him through airports just so that she can show off her double stacked Hermes and drive an Aston Martin.

She also showed off John massaging her thoroughly mutant feet which no fucker ever, EVER wants to see, but there you go. That’s what happens when you’re “Trapped in the womb” (apparently)

Currently in Provence. Drinking.

More awful clothes, more really awful swimsuits, more size reduction filters, more gunt, more rosé, more ridiculous blazers, more gurning, more greed, more bragging, more telling stories of stuff that absolutely didn’t happen, more chin hiding, more candles and more Rolf Harris sketches that come free with her Made in China polyester.

Maybe she is trying to monetise his illness by getting him sponsorships and then they get the results and hey presto it all clear.

 

[Its_Me]

What’s her new bio about

 

[CAT1975]

What’s her new bio about

Remember when she added Paris insinuating that she was moving there… there was then the place in London bit of course that never happened. Next moved into the bunker and hardly spends any time there!

 

[Its_Me]

Remember when she added Paris insinuating that she was moving there… there was then the place in London bit of course that never happened. Next moved into the bunker and hardly spends any time there!

‘Relocating’ the only thing she relocated was the Eiffel Tower on photoshop

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

She’s attention seeking and wants to brag about something she feels is brag worthy. She is desperate to prove something to people that do not give a tit. No one cares!

 

[Ohmydays]

What’s her new bio about

What this ? Whats Britain + 1

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

What this ? Whats Britain + 1

Does she mean she a permanent tagalong plus one to events with the gakked up gays?

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

She wants people to wonder. That’s why she’s silent. In bed doing duck all again all day.