Shutterbug99
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Thanks to @Dwightschrute for the great thread title! Apologies, I had to edit the title to make it fit. Here's the full thread title: No one told her life was gonna be this way, her jobs a joke, her instas broke, her channel’s DOA. (To the tune of the Friends theme).
So, with Tampon-gate in full flow (sorry, couldn't resist!) here's a quick recap on what else has been happening in Lily's 'Nobody told me!' life.
- It was Lily's birthday. For her birthday she got...a nasty bout of cystitis!
- All of Lily's birthday's before Grey were 'nothingy' because life before Grey was 'nothingy.' Lily continues to try and convince herself and us that she is a natural born mother.
- Speaking of, still no sign of baby number two, even though, according to Lily, baby number 2 will 'probably happen' in 2021. However, we know she's on her period, which leads me to...
-Tampon-gate. For anyone who hasn't been keeping up, Lily has recently shared that she flushes tampons down the loo, because nobody told her this is not something you're supposed to do. Long-suffering Rich, who still doesn't have a desk of his own, then had to unblock the inevitably blocked toilet.
-Lily also shared that her parents allowed her to go off on holiday with her boyfriend and one other couple when she was fifteen years old. Tattlers have concluded that the 'one other couple' was most probably her boyfriend's parents.
Lily Pebbles. The gift that keeps on giving.
So, with Tampon-gate in full flow (sorry, couldn't resist!) here's a quick recap on what else has been happening in Lily's 'Nobody told me!' life.
- It was Lily's birthday. For her birthday she got...a nasty bout of cystitis!
- All of Lily's birthday's before Grey were 'nothingy' because life before Grey was 'nothingy.' Lily continues to try and convince herself and us that she is a natural born mother.
- Speaking of, still no sign of baby number two, even though, according to Lily, baby number 2 will 'probably happen' in 2021. However, we know she's on her period, which leads me to...
-Tampon-gate. For anyone who hasn't been keeping up, Lily has recently shared that she flushes tampons down the loo, because nobody told her this is not something you're supposed to do. Long-suffering Rich, who still doesn't have a desk of his own, then had to unblock the inevitably blocked toilet.
-Lily also shared that her parents allowed her to go off on holiday with her boyfriend and one other couple when she was fifteen years old. Tattlers have concluded that the 'one other couple' was most probably her boyfriend's parents.
Lily Pebbles. The gift that keeps on giving.