Lifeofcharlouise #8 hotels dead, still not wed, Parker still being overfed!

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Welcome to what I’m sure will be a very interesting thread what with King Parker, Parkerpants, Bebe, finally turning one in a few days. HOW is he nearly one? The mind boggles.

Anyway, Char is sunning herself on the fair isle of lanzarote with Parker and Charlie in tow. That is to say, only one of her children. Digby has been left at home, possibly with Chars mum, who is even crazier on a scale of 1 to crazy she is a firm 100.

charlie once again reminds us all what a fine body he has, and how he is with boring char we still don’t know. Just like we don’t know how Parker can POSSIBLY be one in a few days.
 
ChampagneBox said:
Welcome to what I’m sure will be a very interesting thread what with King Parker, Parkerpants, Bebe, finally turning one in a few days. HOW is he nearly one? The mind boggles.

Anyway, Char is sunning herself on the fair isle of lanzarote with Parker and Charlie in tow. That is to say, only one of her children. Digby has been left at home, possibly with Chars mum, who is even crazier on a scale of 1 to crazy she is a firm 100.

charlie once again reminds us all what a fine body he has, and how he is with boring char we still don’t know. Just like we don’t know how Parker can POSSIBLY be one in a few days.
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I reckon he’s boring. Great body nothing between the ears
 
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A Father’s Day card from the dog? She’s bleeping tapped!
 
The spa is totally deserted as well. It’s made me chuckle as it’s almost as though even randoms are avoiding her. 😂
 
Weelegs said:
Why does she tell the most pointless lies though! "11 nights of luxury" but she arrived 9th of June and tonight is her last night so where has the extra night magically appeared from?
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Omg if only she’d read here!!! What a melt, did she not know the date of her return flight??
So has she had 10 nights, 11 nights or 12 nights?!

Maybe she’s confused about the amount of nights seeing as they were all ready to go, suitcases packed and in their travelling outfits for a photo shoot in the garden the day before they actually left 🤣
 
LittleRa said:
Omg if only she’d read here!!! What a melt, did she not know the date of her return flight??
So has she had 10 nights, 11 nights or 12 nights?!

Maybe she’s confused about the amount of nights seeing as they were all ready to go, suitcases packed and in their travelling outfits for a photo shoot in the garden the day before they actually left 🤣
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I was just thinking the same 😂 i remembered her saying on stories that they was booked for 11 nights, I thought she was a liar but turns out she's just not very good at maths 😂
 
Weelegs said:
I was just thinking the same 😂 i remembered her saying on stories that they was booked for 11 nights, I thought she was a liar but turns out she's just not very good at maths 😂
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She's been so wrapped up in her phone and counting down to parker pants's first birthday that she lost herself. She.actually seemed disappointed that she has to stay another night.
And he really is so dim. Did he not know when they're going back?
 
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