Lifeofcharlouise #10 moaning about traffic on the school run. You don’t work, you’ve got all day hun!

[ChampagneBox]

finally time for a new thread!

anyone want to recap? its been a while, can we even remember what she’s been up to?

more of the same…
BoOt FaIrS
King Parker looking like he’s about to sit SATs when he’s not even 2
Charlie *who?* never being acknowledged even though Parker is literally half of him
more insane portion sizes
more charity shop tit she doesn’t need - leave some for people who actually are struggling char!

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Did you know Parkerpants loves books?!

 

[BurmeseLovingMama]

Why did her little knock on his bedroom door give me the ick

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Why did her little knock on his bedroom door give me the ick

She really needs to stop filming him every morning in his cot and posting it on the gram. It’s beyond weird now. Sorry to break it to you hun, but no one actually gives a tit about your child apart from you Char.

 

[Eyeseeyou]

How much old rank junk from the car boot sale?!?!? Oh sorry I mean “boot fair”

 

[Ck2020]

What is wrong with her?
I love a car boot and going to one tomorrow but I do not buy crap every single time I go. Some days I don’t spend a penny. She’s just bleeping greedy !!!

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

The shoes she’s bought today look bigger than the shoes my 5 year old wears

 

[Allaboutthehashtag]

Perry Perry mayo. Howling!

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

It makes me sad that she locks him in his room so she can have a coffee. Play with your child!

 

[Blueskies83]

Charlotte- please stop shoving a camera in Parker’s face every single morning , sometimes before he is even fully awake. Let him see you, not your phone. That’s like a private moment between a parent and child and no one else needs to see it. It’s like Groundhog Day for gods sake.

And and maybe take your coffee into his room and play with him.

 

[Eyeseeyou]

Super bulging nappy shot is not necessary. Give the kid some privacy.

 

[GossipHun]

Ffs, wash your bleeping hair! There's literally no reason to keep leaving it and then telling everyone about it! 15 stories incoming when she finally does it though

 

[Blueskies83]

For the love of god- WEAR A BRA!!!!

She cannot get away with no bra.

 

[Eyeseeyou]

Imagine actually going out wearing a tight white see-through top with no bra. Err ok. Who do you think you are… Amanda Holden

 

[Heretoread19]

So she actually bought him something that wasn’t from a charity shop but every item for his birthday is second hand

 

[starper]

Her tits. Seriously. Surely a charity shop or boot fair have a bra for your saggy girls somewhere char??

 

[Allaboutthehashtag]

Surely to God, this is NOT a look

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

I wish she’d learn when to use was and when to use were! It’s really not difficult Char, just basic English.

 

[MooBug]

I see we’ve set up another spin off page that’ll probably last a month and then get sacked off

 

[Hello Kitty]

6 posts for her new air fryer. Do we really need that many. 1 decent post would be enough, Char