Oh that screenshot was too enticing!!! I fixed it.
“A few new hapless fools here so I get to brag.
I'm Leigh.... I'll be 42 in March.
I grew up miles away from Sydney. Sometimes I use this for cred ("I'm just a bogan from the north west with my bogan dip and bogan family"). I met my husband Rich when I was 31...He's originally heterosexual. We have a kid together. I don't remember how old he is because I have only actually parented him for about 20% of his life and therefore in my spicy brain he's still a toddler.
I've been in media for a very long time because you can do it without any qualifications or conscience.... I moved to digital.
Despite possessing a voice that sounds lot like a pig in labour, I host two podcasts... nothingtowear These are great because it means that people send me free
tit! #blessed #privileged
Last year, I was fed up seeing my former colleague ZFB doing so well at goto so I launched.... something. I don't really understand the target market, the ingredients or the point of difference but luckily I have a best friend and business partner, Teegs, that does all the work and lets us use her garage (which is worth more than my whole house) as a warehouse. I used to sleep with Teeg's husband and he's rich now. Don't forget that! Oh yeah, the product is called Brillo. As in the scouring pad. But Spanish because cool.
My one true love is myself
, though I also love cosmetic procedures (with a slurp of Ozempic).
I'm addicted to spamming affiliate links and "edit" the price out of images so that its clickbait and I can make a buck out of you. This is to allow me to get the cash to add more clutter to my life and spark joy in myself by buying designer stuff that I don't expect you followers to be able to afford. Expensive stuff like beautifully renovated houses in the Eastern Suburbs are only for special people like me.
I have what some call a “narcissistic personality disorder” which I believe is an excuse for being a POS.
I don’t like paying for anything and I have a phobia of spending time with my own child. I ruminate on nasty followers that don’t understand that I am just trying to make a living and don’t work for free (or says my psychiatrist).
I had really long hair….
I lost my Dad to cancer….
Typos in my stories are inevitable but I will cut you if you point it out.
If you’re new, welcome! Tell me a bit about yourself so that I can lift my levels of engagement.
And if you’ve been here a while, sheesh, you must be on tattle!”