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#Foreveralone, Leah_Jane___ / Leah had a revelation from an IG reel that it’s because she’s just too intelligent for men.
She proposed an idea of creating a dating app only for intelligent singles.
Tattle was confused as hell as Leah is thick as tit. Proven by ongoing struggles to oven-cook a pizza and understand an airfryer.
Of course, still fully convinced that she’s an inspiring, entrepreneurial boss babe, Leah hosted her first Q&A/Meet & Greet on Dalston High Street.
Unsurprisingly, everyone had better things to do and no one bought tickets.
Leah dramatically faked the worst illness of all time and cancelled the event. The next day, she had a miracle full recovery. The event was never rebooked.
There were many holidays - all fuelled by daily drinks and awful outfit opportunities.
In Rome, a follower recommended the Vatican City. Leah: ‘The Vatican, what’s that?’ Girls, are we booked?’
After visiting, she declared she had fulfilled a lifelong dream.
Glamorous Stella Island looked straight out of an influencer feed. Leah and Lux_island scoffed away at the breakfast whilst wearing ITShit with pot bellies out. Leah filmed it with a tripod without a shred of embarrassment but actual smugness.
There was also the ongoing injury in Las Vegas - a scab on her knee from falling when drunk. #ClumsyLeah.
Meltdowns included:
a foot blister
her dog waking her up at 5am
a spider in her bedroom,
finding big ice cube trays,
Wetting her contour brush
smudging her makeup
driving through a bush
Picking a pair of uggs
IG being down
FAQ in lieu of a wiki
What’s her story?
Leah_Jane___ (formally DevotedtoPink) is 41 year olds, living alone inWest Sussex Crawley
She started ‘influencing’ 10+ years ago, paying popular photographers to take cringey photos of her in London. She brownnosed Lorna Luxe, a lot, and is still convinced they are friends.
Since covid, she mostly posts fast-fashion outfit hauls and GRWMs from her bedroom.
She’s still not very good at it, using bots, begging tactics etc for engagement.
Who is Happy?
Happy is Leah’s pet chihuahua. She bought him as an IG accessory with no knowledge of dogs, and has struggled to look after him. Tattle speculates she rarely walks him and once left him with overgrown nails.
She admitted she regrets him because he ruined her social life.
What does Leah do?
Leah promotes herself as a driven bossbabe, running multiple businesses since the age of 8. She’ll regularly give out career advice and dress up for her one-off meeting.
In reality, she just has a job like us.
She worked at a 15-person, badly reviewed, marketing agency doing SEO and then an airport carpark company.
What she does now:
- Freelance marketing, also for an airport car parking company
- influencer managing - lux_island and a few others. It’s mostly email admin.
- And yes, she includes TikTok/influencer as a job.
How does she afford her life?
Leah’s life isnt as extravagant as it seems. She goes on holiday often because her friends work for airlines, hence the occasional upgrade. Her designer bags are very old. She rarely leaves the house. Her parents paid for her surgery and we suspect her dad helped her buy the house and car.
What surgeries has Leah had?
Leah was a size 24 in her early 20s and lost the weight through diet and exercise, getting down to a size 10.
Surgeries:
1x skin removal
1x breast lift (with possible augmentation)
1x tummy tuck
2 x thigh lifts
She claims this surgery was medically necessary despite the NHS not funding it.
Leah has now gained nearly all the weight back.
Old thread girls
#Foreveralone, Leah_Jane___ / Leah had a revelation from an IG reel that it’s because she’s just too intelligent for men.
She proposed an idea of creating a dating app only for intelligent singles.
Tattle was confused as hell as Leah is thick as tit. Proven by ongoing struggles to oven-cook a pizza and understand an airfryer.
Of course, still fully convinced that she’s an inspiring, entrepreneurial boss babe, Leah hosted her first Q&A/Meet & Greet on Dalston High Street.
Unsurprisingly, everyone had better things to do and no one bought tickets.
Leah dramatically faked the worst illness of all time and cancelled the event. The next day, she had a miracle full recovery. The event was never rebooked.
There were many holidays - all fuelled by daily drinks and awful outfit opportunities.
In Rome, a follower recommended the Vatican City. Leah: ‘The Vatican, what’s that?’ Girls, are we booked?’
After visiting, she declared she had fulfilled a lifelong dream.
Glamorous Stella Island looked straight out of an influencer feed. Leah and Lux_island scoffed away at the breakfast whilst wearing ITShit with pot bellies out. Leah filmed it with a tripod without a shred of embarrassment but actual smugness.
There was also the ongoing injury in Las Vegas - a scab on her knee from falling when drunk. #ClumsyLeah.
Meltdowns included:
a foot blister
her dog waking her up at 5am
a spider in her bedroom,
finding big ice cube trays,
Wetting her contour brush
smudging her makeup
driving through a bush
Picking a pair of uggs
IG being down
FAQ in lieu of a wiki
What’s her story?
Leah_Jane___ (formally DevotedtoPink) is 41 year olds, living alone in
She started ‘influencing’ 10+ years ago, paying popular photographers to take cringey photos of her in London. She brownnosed Lorna Luxe, a lot, and is still convinced they are friends.
Since covid, she mostly posts fast-fashion outfit hauls and GRWMs from her bedroom.
She’s still not very good at it, using bots, begging tactics etc for engagement.
Who is Happy?
Happy is Leah’s pet chihuahua. She bought him as an IG accessory with no knowledge of dogs, and has struggled to look after him. Tattle speculates she rarely walks him and once left him with overgrown nails.
She admitted she regrets him because he ruined her social life.
What does Leah do?
Leah promotes herself as a driven bossbabe, running multiple businesses since the age of 8. She’ll regularly give out career advice and dress up for her one-off meeting.
In reality, she just has a job like us.
She worked at a 15-person, badly reviewed, marketing agency doing SEO and then an airport carpark company.
What she does now:
- Freelance marketing, also for an airport car parking company
- influencer managing - lux_island and a few others. It’s mostly email admin.
- And yes, she includes TikTok/influencer as a job.
How does she afford her life?
Leah’s life isnt as extravagant as it seems. She goes on holiday often because her friends work for airlines, hence the occasional upgrade. Her designer bags are very old. She rarely leaves the house. Her parents paid for her surgery and we suspect her dad helped her buy the house and car.
What surgeries has Leah had?
Leah was a size 24 in her early 20s and lost the weight through diet and exercise, getting down to a size 10.
Surgeries:
1x skin removal
1x breast lift (with possible augmentation)
1x tummy tuck
2 x thigh lifts
She claims this surgery was medically necessary despite the NHS not funding it.
Leah has now gained nearly all the weight back.
Old thread girls
Leah_Jane___ #2 Crying because she regrets her dog, TikTok’s obsessed with the size of her crotch
Leah recap basics Changed her name from devotedtopink to Leah_Jane___ Gave up on trying to be Crawley’s answer to Lorna Luxe, so became a body positivity influencer, now calls out the fake influencers she failed to be. Jumped on the anti-diet and midsize bandwagon. Now mostly posts...
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