* Mr Chariot's end-of-year LBC Audit *
(Sponsored by Galliard Homes - 'homes you cannot afford')
4am-7am
Steve Allen - Love him or hate him, many hate, but I like him.
Steve knows what he's doing, occasionally overstepping the mark in these 'cancelling' times, a luxury suite in Brinsworth House awaits when he decides to quit bitching.
Ian Payne - (weekends) - An erstwhile sports journalist, prone to the odd bout of oversleeping.
Ian may well be at a crossroads in life, ex-wife, driving around for hours only to end up at his mother's house, haunted by his chorister school education Ian's a man on the edge.
7am-10am
Nick Ferrari - Mr Tabloid, a presenter from another era, commands the biggest audience figures for Global but a definite marmite character, got to admire his dedication to duty though.
Andrew Castle - (weekends) - 'Can someone help me out here' is Castle's catchphrase.
I reckon Andrew needs guidance at times, has a consumate knowledge of tennis mind you & became a grandfather this year.
10am-1pm
James O'Brien - Jobby, O'bingo, JOB, a manchild, who craves recognition for his output via social media.
However this presenter also knows the game inside out & has established himself well at Global.
Also sells board games.
1pm-4pm
Shelagh Fogarty - A presenter with the gentle touch, not to be provoked though as Shelagh does not suffer fools gladly.
A safe pair of hands during a mid-afternoon nap.
Maajid Nawaz (weekends) - Started off well with some thought provoking output, something has gone very wrong with this fading star though.
Will Andrew Marr be his replacement??
4pm-7pm
Eddie Mair - a prize capture for Global from the BBC & with a voice like Manuka Honey he's a great, witty orator/broadcaster.
7pm-10pm
Iain Dale - I find Iain another highly competent presenter, even-handed & balanced, willing to listen, Iain lends a certain gravitas to LBC evenings.
10pm-1am
Tom Swarbrick - A tad bland, Tom goes through the motions at times, another safe pair of hands he struggles a little with certain callers.
Despite this Tom knows how the political/PR machine works.
Nick Abbot - Nick can be great at times, at other times he gets fixated on one topic, still I think LBC would be poorer without him & his sound effects.
I've listened to Abbot since his Virgin days.
His end of year A-Z had clearly been plagiarised from me
1am-4am
Darren Adam - Only listen to this presenter if you suffer from insomnia, instant sleep & bed rest awaits
Clive Bull (weekends) - Lovely man, happy to work the graveyard shift, placates irate callers with ease.
I realise that R Johnson, N Devon, M Frei etc have not been monitored here but I cannot listen 24hrs per day, 7 days a week like the
tit-chatters can
All the best for a better 2022