LBC Chit Chat #11

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Jobby celebrating shoplifters and the black market today.....Sheer desperation/ poor single mothers resorting to stealing baby milk etc..so that's ok

Makes you feel bad if you don't break the law/aren't a drug addict/alcoholic etc. If you just make do with what you have and carry on day after day.oh.that's bad. You need to have an issue.
 
neroli said:
Jobby celebrating shoplifters and the black market today.....Sheer desperation/ poor single mothers resorting to stealing baby milk etc..so that's ok

Makes you feel bad if you don't break the law/aren't a drug addict/alcoholic etc. If you just make do with what you have and carry on day after day.oh.that's bad. You need to have an issue.
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Nick Ferrari had a caller who worked in a well-known food store which was plagued by a gang of thieves on a daily basis.
One morning the security guys caught one of them & they gave him a beating at the back of the supermarket.
They never came back
"File that under..now...we...cannot advocate violence oh my how badly injured was he?"
"Well he couldn't walk for a while"
😁
I wish Nick had said "We'll file that under 'an idea' "
like he usually does with crazy calls
 
neroli said:
Jobby celebrating shoplifters and the black market today.....Sheer desperation/ poor single mothers resorting to stealing baby milk etc..so that's ok

Makes you feel bad if you don't break the law/aren't a drug addict/alcoholic etc. If you just make do with what you have and carry on day after day.oh.that's bad. You need to have an issue.
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I was listening to that in the car this morning. I parked my car and went into an M&S foodhall were I witnessed a bloke empty an entire shelf of steak into a carrier a bag and walk out. He set the alarms off and a member of staff sort of followed him but soon came back. I pointed to what he had taken and the staff member said 'he's taken the whole lot' very despondently.

I'm sure there are desperate people out there and if I saw a young mum trying to steal nappies or formula, I would probably buy them for her. James should have been listening to the guy from the Co op yesterday talking about organised gangs and how his colleagues are treated.

Last time I saw shoplifter the lad was running out with 4 bottles of champagne.

Steve Allen used to love a shoplifter tale.
 
FenellaTheWitch said:
I was listening to that in the car this morning. I parked my car and went into an M&S foodhall were I witnessed a bloke empty an entire shelf of steak into a carrier a bag and walk out. He set the alarms off and a member of staff sort of followed him but soon came back. I pointed to what he had taken and the staff member said 'he's taken the whole lot' very despondently.

I'm sure there are desperate people out there and if I saw a young mum trying to steal nappies or formula, I would probably buy them for her. James should have been listening to the guy from the Co op yesterday talking about organised gangs and how his colleagues are treated.

Last time I saw shoplifter the lad was running out with 4 bottles of champagne.

Steve Allen used to love a shoplifter tale.
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He used to point out to security who he thought the shoplifters were
 
Ndrangheta said:
Care to explain? You don't have too ... but I didn't listen. I rarely listen to LBC anymore.
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Basically, he doesn't think you should give your other half access to your phone, have separate accounts. Apparently 'you need to have a few secrets' ... Not the basis of a loving, trusting relationship IMO. 🤣

I just thought it was quite funny he was saying all this and then talking about his divorce (again). 'She got the house, I kept my pension' has become his catchphrase.
 
FenellaTheWitch said:
Basically, he doesn't think you should give your other half access to your phone, have separate accounts. Apparently 'you need to have a few secrets' ... Not the basis of a loving, trusting relationship IMO. 🤣
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It's tricky, I was with someone and I showed absolutely no interest in any of that stuff, or who she was talking too, meeting, going out with, etc. etc. Then she went on this massive rant asking me why I never got jealous. In my experience you can never bleeping win. Do I sound as jaded as Ian? :ROFLMAO:
 
Who was that labour bloke on with Nick Ferrari this morning? He must have said 'let me be clear', 'I've been clear', 'Kier has been very clear' a hundred times in one sentence ... he was becoming unlistenable to!

I blame Theresa May for this 'clear' business. She's the first one I remember saying it all the time.
 
FenellaTheWitch said:
Who was that labour bloke on with Nick Ferrari this morning? He must have said 'let me be clear', 'I've been clear', 'Kier has been very clear' a hundred times in one sentence ... he was becoming unlistenable to!

I blame Theresa May for this 'clear' business. She's the first one I remember saying it all the time.
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Hate how they all constantly parrot the same current buzzword 😖
 
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