Lauryn Goodman and Sisters #126 Feliz still no dad.

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Welcome back and buckle up.

Well done to @juicysmooyay for the winning title. 👑

Liaryn
She's still: calling Kyle a narcissist, not letting the kids have sugar and pretending to have fallen out with Chlo-job.

She has begun promoting a pyramid scheme and a "free" credit card.

The nose is clinging on for dear life; her eyes are trying to escape; everything below the waist has been condemned in the interest of public health and her legs are getting shorter.

Chlo-job aka Turkey Teeth (TT)
Went to a Christmas lights show with Liaryn but pretended not to.

We are still awaiting her statement on Kyle being the father to KashKow2 and for her to explain who Olivia is.

Amelia aka Gail Platt or Michael Jackson (MJ)
Exists somewhere. May be a surrogate for TT and Grunt.

Old thread:

Lauryn Goodman and Sisters #125 Booty call itch, behaves like a witch. You'll never be Annie, she's mega-rich!

Thank you for the title @MinnieXX on the previous thread, we had: - The most boring blog ever - More lies - No appearance from Kyle - A spectacular failure with her CMS venture We're more entertaining than she is, so there's not much to recap. Previous thread...
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Lauryn Goodman Wiki

** Lauren Goodman was born on 18 January 1991 (not that any of her friends/family care to remember it). Lauryn is in her thirties but she is thirty, dirty and conniving rather than thirty, flirty and thriving. She changed the “Lauren” to “Lauryn” because she’s struggling personality-wise and...
tattle.life

As you were.
 
4FoxAche said:
Welcome back and buckle up.

Well done to @juicysmooyay for the winning title. 👑

Liaryn
She's still: calling Kyle a narcissist, not letting the kids have sugar and pretending to have fallen out with Chlo-job.

She has begun promoting a pyramid scheme and a "free" credit card.

The nose is clinging on for dear life; her eyes are trying to escape; everything below the waist has been condemned in the interest of public health and her legs are getting shorter.

Chlo-job aka Turkey Teeth (TT)
Went to a Christmas lights show with Liaryn but pretended not to.

We are still awaiting her statement on Kyle being the father to KashKow2 and for her to explain who Olivia is.

Amelia aka Gail Platt or Michael Jackson (MJ)
Exists somewhere. May be a surrogate for TT and Grunt.

Old thread:

Lauryn Goodman and Sisters #125 Booty call itch, behaves like a witch. You'll never be Annie, she's mega-rich!

Thank you for the title @MinnieXX on the previous thread, we had: - The most boring blog ever - More lies - No appearance from Kyle - A spectacular failure with her CMS venture We're more entertaining than she is, so there's not much to recap. Previous thread...
tattle.life

Wiki:

Lauryn Goodman Wiki

** Lauren Goodman was born on 18 January 1991 (not that any of her friends/family care to remember it). Lauryn is in her thirties but she is thirty, dirty and conniving rather than thirty, flirty and thriving. She changed the “Lauren” to “Lauryn” because she’s struggling personality-wise and...
tattle.life

As you were.
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Yesssss, waited 12 months for that 🙌🏼 should be an annual tradition 😂
 
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Hi Lauryn and Lisa,
Are they only narcs because they don’t want you ?
Was Nigel not a narc before pregnancy one Lis ( when you had the abortion)

Loz was Kyle not a narc before curry house ?
Interesting.
Happy enough shagging the narcs and taking all the narcs money and being obsessed with them.
Move on cunts.

I don’t believe Kyle is a narc I’m sorry.
Don’t know enough about Nige
He treated Lisa like a piece of tit tho.
 
At times it looks like Lisa regrets ever getting involved with Lauren. I feel like Lisa on her own might have had a better story to tell. But Lauren has dragged her into the same boat making it out like Lisa was just paid and ended up pregnant.

Not sure why but this podcast would really be the final straw for me. The questions Lauren asked were so disgusting clearly aimed at Annie. Still find it baffling that two mums are sat around talking about someone else's husband as a hobby 🤢 if you dislike Annie that much just move out of her house. My self-respect couldn't ever let me stay there

Caroline basically described Lauren. So Lauren felt the need to control the narrative by diverting the attention to Kyle and Annie. Like a true narcissist
 
People love throwing that word narc around. Lauren especially what an absolute tool you are. Wouldn’t you run for the hills? No not Lauryn. started a petition over football boots went back for round 2 conceived again. Flew to Germany with her son who he’d abandoned to see this particular man she claims is a narcissist. And that’s not even half of it. Only one narc and it’s Lauryn.
 
Even the people that were on Lauren’s side, all her dopey followers, surely by now even they’ve gotta be getting bored of this? It’s aaaaaall she talks about. They’ve gotta realise it’s obsessive. They obviously have no morals but they can’t all be people that constantly talk about their ex’s still years later.
 
Her main aim was always to be a wag, for some reason she thinks that the ultimate goal in life. She wanted to be sat with the other wags and families with cameras on her at important and worldwide games.

She's so fucked off that she never got to that stage with her flat pan head.

Rolled up to the euros with grandad beggy sat with the other normal people just made her look a right bleep.

She only cares about being famous but she's too thick, ugly and untalented to be anything. I mean ffs no one is going to be falling over with the poster woman for piles as a massive celebrity
 
Aisha95 said:
At times it looks like Lisa regrets ever getting involved with Lauren. I feel like Lisa on her own might have had a better story to tell. But Lauren has dragged her into the same boat making it out like Lisa was just paid and ended up pregnant.

Not sure why but this podcast would really be the final straw for me. The questions Lauren asked were so disgusting clearly aimed at Annie. Still find it baffling that two mums are sat around talking about someone else's husband as a hobby 🤢 if you dislike Annie that much just move out of her house. My self-respect couldn't ever let me stay there

Caroline basically described Lauren. So Lauren felt the need to control the narrative by diverting the attention to Kyle and Annie. Like a true narcissist
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I agree, I think Lisa had it way worse and Nigel did treat her very poorly. Lauryn is using Lisa to legitimise her lies and make it seem that her and Kyle had a proper relationship.

I feel for Lisa, it sounds like Nigel really did manipulate her and he was the love of her life and there was something of a relationship there. It’s a shame, maybe Harley could have had some sort of relationship with the Benns in the future but this podcast has completely ruined any chance of that. I think the last podcast Lisa mentioned that doing the podcast with Lauryn is retraumatising her and I tend to agree. It can’t be healthy opening up all wounds and reading nearly 30 year old love letters. I hope Lisa is reading this thread and gets as far away from Lauryn as she can.
 
Lauryn is using lisa to broadcast her pish, she needed some mug who is as bitter to buddy up with as she couldn't sit in a room herself and talk about Kyle and Annie so she's partnered up with daft arse to make it seem acceptable and call it a podcast. Boringggg, does she have nothing else to talk about. Even if kyle left Annie for her a year ago she'd be old news nobody would be interested in her other than to laugh at the absolute spectacle she makes of her life.
 
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