Lauren Goodger #94 She's got arms like Biffa Bacon's mum out of Viz.

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Comparing herself to Britney 😂😂😂. But I’ve seen her in real life and she looks HIDEOUS. The cameras don’t lie fatty!! You look like a ball. Your arse goes out half a meter behind you and your tits are half a meter in front of you mopping the floor. And don’t get me started on your lips
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She’s started watching football again. Probs to show Charlie she’s got something on common with him still 🙄. She hasn’t posted about football for ages.
 
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Sunnydaze101 said:
Comparing herself to Britney 😂😂😂. But I’ve seen her in real life and she looks HIDEOUS. The cameras don’t lie fatty!! You look like a ball. Your arse goes out half a meter behind you and your tits are half a meter in front of you mopping the floor. And don’t get me started on your lips
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She’s started watching football again. Probs to show Charlie she’s got something on common with him still 🙄. She hasn’t posted about football for ages.
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Me a football ⚽️
 
Too bewful to be left behind in the old thread!


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I'm surprised she hasn't yet compared herself to Princess Diana ... the most hounded woman in the world at the time, the media wouldn't leave her alone ... it's the same for our BIGGGGGG geel ... paps hiding in bushes, behind lamp posts, in vans .... supermarket trollies .... helicopters :oops: ... so they can get the precious pics of lardy lumpy arse, stomping around like a gorilla ` outside ` the JIM .... ohhh BIGGGGG lozzzz ... I've just realised you have been ` the peoples Princess ` all these years🤦‍♀️
 
PerfectlyOrganisedMess said:
“I thought it had passed and mum life there’s no rest”

If you didn’t know you would think English wasn’t her first language. Is she trying to say “I thought it had passed. Mum life 🥱, there’s no rest”
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I never understand what she says, it's like she has no grasp of the English language.
My students who aren't mother tongue English can do 100 times better.
 
Oh blimey😅 my first ever BYG thread title. Thought I'd better re post Biffa's mum for those not familiar with Viz. I'm just about to organise my own jumble sale of doom, I have some 'hardly worn' body suits with a bit of crusty wear on the crutch region, a mirror barely used, some cracks, my old eyebrow tattoo pen with extra large needle and a rug with a cute industrial cement style detail. I was going to include my exercise bicycle but it's drying my duvets at mo.
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Intoxicating said:
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Not sure if this is new, but can it get any less sexy 😂 it’s like a turkey
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I can smell her through the screen 🤢 .... I would hate to have to do this for a few quid, but then again ... I'm not a BIGGGGG blubbery work shy .... lazy sloth ..... did she not say, once upon a time, yonks ago ... that she wouldn't do this type of thing, for the sake of her future children, and husband .... Im sure lil la`bristow, and any future hubby ( famous rappers and multi millionaire footballers in her DMs .... ONLY ) will be sooooo proud of her ` onlybeefflaps ` contribution to society 🤮 ..... way to go BIGGGGGGG lozzzzz .... still living the life ...... ` jus a normaul geel ... In a mad wurlde ` ( grunt ... grunt .... pounds her chest ... stomp ... stomp .... MEEE NEED nutricoulous big mac meal )
 
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