Lauren Goodger #9 Big Loz has got a baby bump!

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New thread had to just go with the title due to the old thread kicking off at a rate of knots😂

Enjoy people! It's a big day for all of us.

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Title was edited! So we will just go with this one 🙂 The word "pump" isn't allowed in titles sadly.

Update : I have requested for the title to be slightly amended ! As most of us suggested pump 😂
 

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MunHun said:
bleeping hell i just can’t get over the size of the bump! She is going be massive come the end of the pregnancy 🤰
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You know she will make out that she is just big because she's special and before she got pregnant she was actually five stone with a tiny waist .

I wonder what happens to bum implants if you get pregnant is it even safe ?

BigMavis said:
I don't have any sympathy for Charlie, he knew exactly what he was getting into. I think on the mag cover he's going for a smouldering sexy look but the flash has blinded him and thats why he looks a bit dazed and confused.
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Plus he looks like he has came from the park in the wind. He could have been tidied up a bit.
 
Piff paff puff said:
He's in the closet and I still maintain they're only together through their agent. I think she used a donor. No one would be stupid enough to have a child with her 😱
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Oh 100% at this rate it's fine because be will embrace his sexuality realise that being gay is awesome and him and his future fella can help co parent 😜 Big Loz gets a baby and Oddbod gets a wee sum for his donation all is well.

fluffyglitterbug said:
This is really petty but it’s bothering me how one eyebrow is darker than the other and they’re not the same shape!
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I know ! Though if you zoom in the hands are the truly frightening part.
 

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I agree with others I find the announcement out of the blue a little odd. The back grid photos, the drinking and promoting of diet crap. Unless it really was to throw ever one off the scent for her exclusive magazine deal ££££ usually people put a scan pic up along side or am I just really suspicious of her motives here?

I’m sure this is all he and her have ever wanted more fame, magazine shoots and endless freebies.
 
Blakelycakey said:
I agree with others I find the announcement out of the blue a little odd. The back grid photos, the drinking and promoting of diet crap. Unless it really was to throw ever one off the scent for her exclusive magazine deal ££££ usually people put a scan pic up along side or am I just really suspicious of her motives here?

I’m sure this is all he and her have ever wanted more fame, magazine shoots and endless freebies.
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I find it odd that he was advertising online for a work girlfriend for his only fans and she made no secret of the fact she wanted a baby then suddenly voilà it just all worked out within months. That's why I think it's less love story and more transactional. When you see the photos of them it never looks there, it's always slightly off and posed.

Sadly at the moment babies are really fashionable among the influencers and reality z Listers.
 
Blakelycakey said:
I agree with others I find the announcement out of the blue a little odd. The back grid photos, the drinking and promoting of diet crap. Unless it really was to throw ever one off the scent for her exclusive magazine deal ££££ usually people put a scan pic up along side or am I just really suspicious of her motives here?

I’m sure this is all he and her have ever wanted more fame, magazine shoots and endless freebies.
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She’ll have to call in the back grid specialists first to enhance the scan photos to look like Mark Wright.
 
You don’t have a bump at three months 🥴

CentralLine said:
You don’t have a bump at three months 🥴
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Or at least not meant to have

Piff paff puff said:
He's in the closet and I still maintain they're only together through their agent. I think she used a donor. No one would be stupid enough to have a child with her 😱
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I disagree. I think he is at that stupid and greedy...and so is she.

MunHun said:
bleeping hell i just can’t get over the size of the bump! She is going be massive come the end of the pregnancy 🤰
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Not a pregnancy bump...that’s just being overweight and bloated.
 
Katie8ee said:
I find it odd that he was advertising online for a work girlfriend for his only fans and she made no secret of the fact she wanted a baby then suddenly voilà it just all worked out within months. That's why I think it's less love story and more transactional. When you see the photos of them it never looks there, it's always slightly off and posed.

Sadly at the moment babies are really fashionable among the influencers and reality z Listers.
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Yes agree! When I’ve seen insta stories of them kissing it looks like they are actually repulsed by eachother. I think they are both too involved with the fame and attention to actually love eachother.

And she will end up being yet another single z list celeb with their own tv show more than likely. She’s seen the success/ attention that Ferne, Lydia, Amy childs and even the Goodmans have had she wants a piece of that pie.

I have a feeling she’s either going to go all earth mother/natural/spiritual on us or completely the other way think she’s bloody Meghan markle 🤣
 
Blakelycakey said:
Yes agree! When I’ve seen insta stories of them kissing it looks like they are actually repulsed by eachother. I think they are both too involved with the fame and attention to actually love eachother.

And she will end up being yet another single z list celeb with their own tv show more than likely. She’s seen the success/ attention that Ferne, Lydia, Amy childs and even the Goodmans have had she wants a piece of that pie.

I have a feeling she’s either going to go all earth mother/natural/spiritual on us or completely the other way think she’s bloody Meghan markle 🤣
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I was thinking about this earlier then TV show thing. At this point she isn't attached to any projects TOWIE etc and hasn't been on TV in years. Her following isn't high compared to most z listers so I just don't see a TV network being on board. What market would you aim her at ?

The best part is it's Big Loz with her level of smug narcissism she will be hitting out with all the stories that she has been asked to do it but like the TOWIE anniversary she will say she's "too busy"

liar liar said:
Shame you could have used 'blimp' and 'pimp' ;)
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Devasted!! You should have been here 😂😂😂 we were getting to page 52 and I had just came back a walk and saw it and had to act lol .
 
I don't understand why he carried the pregnancy test in his manbag for three days. I also don't understand how she can't quite know how pregnant she is. I have never had a baby but I assume that you go to a Doctor at some point when you find out and they give you an idea of a timeline? Yummy Mummies of tattle is that right ?
 
Katie8ee said:
New thread had to just go with the title due to the old thread kicking off at a rate of knots😂

Enjoy people! It's a big day for all of us.

Mid edit; please keep titles PC.

Title was edited! So we will just go with this one 🙂 The word "pump" isn't allowed in titles sadly.

Update : I have requested for the title to be slightly amended ! As most of us suggested pump 😂
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It could be Big Loz Has a Baby Bump - She's Taken Chaz For A Chump :p (too late to amend now, really)
 
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