geordiegirl
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Thanks to @WordSalad for the immense new thread title!
Prev thread here:
This thread could be the one where we greet LaSecondcoming! Here’s one of our @Pom Bear creations:
As you were Scrunchies!
Roundup:
She’s still pregnant
She still can’t spell her daughter’s name correctly (Laorse instead or Larose)
Our Lozza was paid to promote a cheap knock off Dyson hairdryer wrap thing that in its reviews people either never receive it or it doesn’t work. She then put on a ‘here’s a further discount code because I’ve received hundred of messages’ the next day, but didn’t bother changing her top from when she did the original paid ad
Looked like Chaz had buggered off for a bit as we spotted his salad making skills was not on Lozzas kitchen worktop but somewhere else…
But then he seeed to reappear by taking LaBored out in her pram and them both necking calorie laden takeaways from the local Indian
She’s still pregnant
We’re waiting for her using the annexe as a stable for LaBoreds little sister to arrive with her legs being held up in a corner by Chaz (or mysteriously her sister said she would be with her so who knows
)
We’ve been treated to some bikini pictures with her weird alien popcorn belly button out
She’s still pregnant
Chaz and her took Laorse (!) to the Sea Life Centre… again!
Still no Yew Tube
We were treated to Lozza the Silverback on her mates YT video doing yoga but speeded up which was hilarious (have a look if you missed it!)
Oh and she’s still pregnant and moaning
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Lauren Goodger #60 Lozza The Hutt flogging a cheap hairdryer, Laorse’s diet comes from the deep fat fryer
Thanks to @minamoon for the new thread title! Had to shorten it a bit to make it fit 🙂 Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-59-come-on-lozza-get-out-of-bed-must-be-at-least-40-minutes-since-you-were-all-last-fed.29896/ We are eagerly awaiting LaBored Mark II when she...
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This thread could be the one where we greet LaSecondcoming! Here’s one of our @Pom Bear creations:
As you were Scrunchies!
Roundup:
She’s still pregnant
She still can’t spell her daughter’s name correctly (Laorse instead or Larose)
Our Lozza was paid to promote a cheap knock off Dyson hairdryer wrap thing that in its reviews people either never receive it or it doesn’t work. She then put on a ‘here’s a further discount code because I’ve received hundred of messages’ the next day, but didn’t bother changing her top from when she did the original paid ad
Looked like Chaz had buggered off for a bit as we spotted his salad making skills was not on Lozzas kitchen worktop but somewhere else…
But then he seeed to reappear by taking LaBored out in her pram and them both necking calorie laden takeaways from the local Indian
She’s still pregnant
We’re waiting for her using the annexe as a stable for LaBoreds little sister to arrive with her legs being held up in a corner by Chaz (or mysteriously her sister said she would be with her so who knows
)We’ve been treated to some bikini pictures with her weird alien popcorn belly button out
She’s still pregnant
Chaz and her took Laorse (!) to the Sea Life Centre… again!
Still no Yew Tube
We were treated to Lozza the Silverback on her mates YT video doing yoga but speeded up which was hilarious (have a look if you missed it!)
Oh and she’s still pregnant and moaning
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