I’m really beginning to think she’s either got a problem with her eyes or an issue with cognition and how she perceives things. It’s that or she’s utterly deluded, it has to be one of them!
First off she clearly does think she’s something very special and the world is waiting with bated breath wanting to watch everything she does. She also considers herself incredibly attractive and whilst I’m all for self confidence and people believing in themselves there has to be an iota of realism there and well, let’s be honest here, Jemma is unfortunate looking at best, and that’s really being very kind!
Then there’s the bungalow of doom, yes, I know it’s a doer-upper and they’re planning to completely transform it over time but right now it’s a shithole, simple as. The way she’s insisting on making out that cupboard of a utility room is perfect and everything anyone could ever want with the washer awkwardly jutting out at a wonk and half the heated aired (because the other half has to stay folded away as it doesn’t fit) jammed in the corner meaning the clothes will smell nice, damp and foisty within no time. Absofuckinglutely ideal that there Jemma, nice one.
Lastly we have that hideous collection of dresses last night, who in their right mind would pick even one of those monstrosities to wear out in public, let alone the four of them, they’re awful! Oh and then she subjects the world to six long and boring minutes of her parading around like a bloody fashion model (which you’re not Jemjem, sorry, you’re really not!) wittering the whole time as clearly the world and it’s mother are invested in what she’s wearing to sit up in the rafters at the NTAs (making sure the riff raff like her don’t get anywhere near the celebrities!).
So yep, she’s either blind, mental or her ego is astronomically big with absolutely no basis whatsoever, none of which are particularly admirable traits. No matter what she tries she just manages to fall short bless her, you’d feel sorry for her if she wasn’t so bloody unlikable!
