Kyle Pallo #86 It's all a Fuhcade

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Cliff notes version of recap: Kyle is a douchetard clearly on the verge of a mental breakdown. He put up Halloween decorations in August bc he’s out of content and they glued bats all over their kitchen cabinets. He’s been banned from Casey’s family house (allegedly) he didn’t go to D23 but has heard all the news so for the next few years, we will get more concrete updates. He’s still wandering around the park, mispronouncing words not forming cohesive sentences. He still has no friends and is showing all the hatters with his twitter sock accounts AI image that he’s master supreme 😂 He went to get his lab work done and that was sooooo hard bc he had to fast, the results have led him to buy a new mattress. I guess that’s what the lab results showed and now all is good with ankylosing lie-a-litis. Also to add, I think he’s the type to cry during sex 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣🤣
 
Here, I’ll do a recap…
1) The idiot midget continued to spend 25% of his time churning out unwatchable bullshit vids of junking up that little cracker box with cheap beige junk from Target and Halloween crap from some big box store….in August, and rambling around the park and spewing nonsense and eating while the titless doormat patted him in on the back and told him she was so proud of him.

2) The idiotic midget spent 75% of his time seething online denying his sock puppets were he, and wasting his time trying, with no success, to own his critics, and losing many potential fans and creating many more enemies. His old acquaintances fled from him and enjoyed their lives free of the plague Kylie is and Casey’s family tired to forget that he existed at all.

BTW: We’re in Teluride for the week, but I’m loving the comments on what appears to be a complete shitstorm of crap and idiocy from the off the hook Dumb Alcoholic Dwarf. 😂
I salute all who are able to endure that insane soup he is making and post the snippets 🫶. And I do enjoy the analysis.👏
 
Bravo on calling out his atrocious table manners 👏

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PhillyGuy1 said:
Bozo wishes his Sicilian slice was "thinner." Of course the dope has no idea that Sicilian is a square, thick cut pizza. To further prove his ignorance, he folds his Sicilian piece in half!! Honestly, does KP have a clue about anything? Or does he just get off on demonstrating his ignorance every single day?

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Exactly!! If he feels it’s too thick, then why would he fold it in half and make it even THICKER??!? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!!
 
PhillyGuy1 said:
Bozo wishes his Sicilian slice was "thinner." Of course the dope has no idea that Sicilian is a square, thick cut pizza. To further prove his ignorance, he folds his Sicilian piece in half!! Honestly, does KP have a clue about anything? Or does he just get off on demonstrating his ignorance every single day?

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Something thick and juicy that he’s not supposed to bend in half, but just can’t help doing it anyways…is he talking pizza or Savanna?
 
Here's my recap of KP85
  • Savanna was in town, Kyle did nothing but giggle and stare at her tits and ass
  • Kyle and Savanna made a welcome home from work dance for Casey.
  • Kyle shaved his beard, it was a huge mistake. We are still paying the price.
  • All three went to the first MNSSHP, Sav was the only one who’s character could be distinguished from their outfit. Casey had to paint her and Kyle’s characters’ names (Carl and Ellie) on a bag.
  • Kyle harassed Casey more about getting a dog, they bought a bone shaped rug
  • PMM bought a much nicer, bigger, cheaper house with pool and yard in gated community, Kyle got Jelly, bitched on sock puppets that he is the best Disney vlogger, compared views to PMM and Super Enthused
  • Turns out, Kyle worked 4.28 times as hard to only get 25% more views than PMM. If a boss employed 2 workers, one worked every day for a week, then took the rest of the month off, and the other worked every day that month except two, but pulled double shift duty twice to cover those two days off, and still only produced 25% more, which would the boss fire?
  • Kyle got bitched slapped so hard on Tattle and X (and in his yt comment section) that he had to privatize his x sock puppet and has taken multiple breaks this month, claiming “burnout” and “being in a funk”
  • Part of the breaks were because Bri&Kev had a baby, that Kyle isn’t allowed to film or even talk about, so he had nothing to vlog for a few days, and he is so lazy he couldn’t double vlog the parks to fill gaps. He is also so stupid that he released a home vlog the same day as a D23 recap vid right before his break.
  • Kyle claims he was invited by Disney to D23, no one believes him.
  • Kyle claims the reason he didn’t go to D23 was “unforeseen circumstances” and “personal reasons”
  • Kyle made a “Challenge Wheel” video in Animal Kingdom that he claimed was the start of a new series, he didn’t like the choices HE put on the wheel that were landed on, and was/is too stupid to just edit that part out, and re-spin. He was so fed up with the wheel landing on things he didn’t want to do, that we haven’t seen a second video in the series yet.
  • Kyle “exposed” himself that he just reads what other sites have written, then tries to spew out that information in his own words, despite not understanding it, hence he used the word “duck-aid” when talking about facade.
 
Chernabog said:
  • Kyle made a “Challenge Wheel” video in Animal Kingdom that he claimed was the start of a new series, he didn’t like the choices HE put on the wheel that were landed on, and was/is too stupid to just edit that part out, and re-spin. He was so fed up with the wheel landing on things he didn’t want to do, that we haven’t seen a second video in the series yet.
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When you see this written down it's very hard to believe.

Unfortunately, since Kylie gets dumber every day, it's just another day in the park for the mental midget.
 
ScoJo15 said:
Looks like she's watching more of her phone than Harry.
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she has gained lots of experience the past 2 years, distracting herself from the main "attraction"
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Hardly Here said:
When you see this written down it's very hard to believe.

Unfortunately, since Kylie gets dumber every day, it's just another day in the park for the mental midget.
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with a bit of editing, he could have faked it to be the option he really wanted but hey, that would have took effort and he doesn't know how to plan that sort of thing. it would have been a crap ton easier just to put favorable choices on it instead.

kyle B Dumb!
 
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PhillyGuy1 said:
Bozo wishes his Sicilian slice was "thinner." Of course the dope has no idea that Sicilian is a square, thick cut pizza. To further prove his ignorance, he folds his Sicilian piece in half!! Honestly, does KP have a clue about anything? Or does he just get off on demonstrating his ignorance every single day?

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You can only get "thin" pizza inside! Window pizza is "thicker" 😂😂😂😂 just a daily dose of jackass
 
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