keepingupwithkirstylea #17 The only thing keepingupwithkirstylea is her weight

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“Well I’ve been thinking what to say and what is there to say… not alot”

Kirsty quit Calorie Counting because she wasn’t eating enough fruit and veg, so she went back to Slimming World so she could get in that all important speed food which for Kirsty translates as a sprinkling of salad onions or peppers. 5 weeks in of eating mostly hi-fi bars for breakfast, babybels for lunch and skipping dinner she’s lost 5lb. Disappointed but happy says our Kirst. BUT events get in the way holidays…birthdays…time of the month and THATS OK! Well it would be if you could say no to a piece of cake. Apparently she’s waiting for the gym near her work to open so she can smash it. We are all just looking forward to the videos, how we’ve missed those garage work outs.

We were taken on a much anticipated holiday to the isle of wight with her handsome complete with topless kissing on the beach pics. BUT still no proposal. The desperation for the ring is growing. We assume Kirsty has officially moved out of Racist Trace’s and into Daniels family home but D&K still haven’t painted their bedroom after months of having samples on the walls. They both had their birthday last month, on the same day would you believe! What are the odds. Daniel treated Kirsty to some pearl earrings. She got him some Dr Pepper and a meal voucher, for them to share of course.

Surprisingly Miss Lea has managed to keep her job at the dentist for longer than 6 weeks but likes to pretend she’s in some kind of specialist role when reality is she’s checking in patients and answering the phones.

We start this thread in anticipation of week 6 weigh in. She’s already got her excuses in with it being her “mother in laws” birthday this weekend where she had cake. And cheesecake.
 
Its_Me said:
“Well I’ve been thinking what to say and what is there to say… not alot”

Kirsty quit Calorie Counting because she wasn’t eating enough fruit and veg, so she went back to Slimming World so she could get in that all important speed food which for Kirsty translates as a sprinkling of salad onions or peppers. 5 weeks in of eating mostly hi-fi bars for breakfast, babybels for lunch and skipping dinner she’s lost 5lb. Disappointed but happy says our Kirst. BUT events get in the way holidays…birthdays…time of the month and THATS OK! Well it would be if you could say no to a piece of cake. Apparently she’s waiting for the gym near her work to open so she can smash it. We are all just looking forward to the videos, how we’ve missed those garage work outs.

We were taken on a much anticipated holiday to the isle of wight with her handsome complete with topless kissing on the beach pics. BUT still no proposal. The desperation for the ring is growing. We assume Kirsty has officially moved out of Racist Trace’s and into Daniels family home but D&K still haven’t painted their bedroom after months of having samples on the walls. They both had their birthday last month, on the same day would you believe! What are the odds. Daniel treated Kirsty to some pearl earrings. She got him some Dr Pepper and a meal voucher, for them to share of course.

Surprisingly Miss Lea has managed to keep her job at the dentist for longer than 6 weeks but likes to pretend she’s in some kind of specialist role when reality is she’s checking in patients and answering the phones.

We start this thread in anticipation of week 6 weigh in. She’s already got her excuses in with it being her “mother in laws” birthday this weekend where she had cake. And cheesecake.
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Brilliant 🤩

Krusty has also paid £30 for the privilege of weighing in at Fat Camp. So she’s paid £30 and lost 5lbs.
 
indigoipswich said:
I thought my suggestion about Adele was the most popular for a thread title but it’s fine, I don’t give a bleeping tit ***

*** clearly being sarcastic like our Kirst was earlier today
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Looks like it was an equal score. Sorry for that I went with what was at the top of most liked posts.
 

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Its_Me said:
“Well I’ve been thinking what to say and what is there to say… not alot”

Kirsty quit Calorie Counting because she wasn’t eating enough fruit and veg, so she went back to Slimming World so she could get in that all important speed food which for Kirsty translates as a sprinkling of salad onions or peppers. 5 weeks in of eating mostly hi-fi bars for breakfast, babybels for lunch and skipping dinner she’s lost 5lb. Disappointed but happy says our Kirst. BUT events get in the way holidays…birthdays…time of the month and THATS OK! Well it would be if you could say no to a piece of cake. Apparently she’s waiting for the gym near her work to open so she can smash it. We are all just looking forward to the videos, how we’ve missed those garage work outs.

We were taken on a much anticipated holiday to the isle of wight with her handsome complete with topless kissing on the beach pics. BUT still no proposal. The desperation for the ring is growing. We assume Kirsty has officially moved out of Racist Trace’s and into Daniels family home but D&K still haven’t painted their bedroom after months of having samples on the walls. They both had their birthday last month, on the same day would you believe! What are the odds. Daniel treated Kirsty to some pearl earrings. She got him some Dr Pepper and a meal voucher, for them to share of course.

Surprisingly Miss Lea has managed to keep her job at the dentist for longer than 6 weeks but likes to pretend she’s in some kind of specialist role when reality is she’s checking in patients and answering the phones.

We start this thread in anticipation of week 6 weigh in. She’s already got her excuses in with it being her “mother in laws” birthday this weekend where she had cake. And cheesecake.
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Lol very well written.. this is a good summary!!

indigoipswich said:
I thought my suggestion about Adele was the most popular for a thread title but it’s fine, I don’t give a bleeping tit ***

*** clearly being sarcastic like our Kirst was earlier today
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I don’t give a fckin tit is gonna be my go to saying now when I’m absolutely raging lol
 
Its_Me said:
Looks like it was an equal score. Sorry for that I went with what was at the top of most liked posts.
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Two excellent suggestions… we should definitely keep indigoipswich’s suggestion in reserve for the next thread if there are no better suggestions.

We all know she’s still gonna be eating babybels and chatting about her bestie Adele by page 50 😅
 
‘I’m not even hungry but I know I need to eat’ ….. no you don’t! If you’ve binged all bleeping weekend and eaten all the cake and all the cheesecake, then missing one breakfast because you’re still stuffed from the day before, and it being the day before weigh in, is going to do you no harm at all 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ I get eating three square meals a day whether you’re hungry or not if you are someone you regularly misses out on meals, but she’s hardly starving is she?! 🙈
 
The stuff she had to remove, was it the same as the stuff on their joint page? If so she left that up and it was just general party stuff, what was in the removed ones🤔
 
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