Katie Price #429 Pricey wants to be a WAG but she’s way too old and just a hag

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been confirmed shes in the panto with kerry crackhead katona christmas time😵‍💫
Has been out and about with slymi rymi looking like an old meth addict 💀
Supposed to be bankruptcy stuff going on tomorrow 😏
 
Thanks Parry ❤️ Did a little recap myself, haven’t done a recap in a while, just got bored of the same old nonsense from her, but let’s be having one tonight 😁

She’s still being a secret squirrel, she’s up to some game, chasing a Nu Egg is my guess, poor old Lego is pretty much MIA, though she occasionally posts a message to say that she loves him….she’s lying.

Last week, Skank attended a zlist red carpet party event without the Stoner-Boy, but took along the loathsome Slymi instead, PD nailed it….

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She looked a complete state, she was mixing it with the young women there, thinking she was one of them, she wasn’t, it was as if their gran had turned up.

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Skank is so thin now, was still vaping, was drinking, accordingly on the ❄️ she just looks ill, resembling Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride. Yup, she looks really freaky now.

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Maya Jama was out last week being all unnecessarily beautiful, but sadly for her old Skanky was wiping the tit with this young 30 year old upstart. Poor Maya….

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Her casting in the panto was finally announced, staring as the Wicked Sisters (Far too beautiful to be the Ugly Sisters they say 🤦🏽‍♀️) with the equally vacuous Katona. The production company stated they were experiencing record ticket sales, some of us checked, they haven’t sold many at all so far 🤦🏽‍♀️ The two ❄️ heads both state they are totally clean these days, we will see, we will see, we remember the New Year’s Day video this year, messy it was ….we expect a repeat of this in December, let it ❄️ let it ❄️ let it ❄️

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She’s acting ‘very demure’, at the moment, appears to be her latest thing, it’s shite, just like everything she does, same as it ever was….

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We still don’t have a podcast, 9 weeks now, appears summer breaks extend until October now, or even forever 🤔. We still wait for the new music, though a tour is promised for next year, hour long sets accordingly, and we haven’t seen any sign of all the C4 shows that she’s recorded.She doesn’t lie, so many projects, so little sign of them, so that’s bit of a mystery 🤔

Skank might be attending a court thing tomorrow, but I don’t know what it is, as I have blanked it out of my mind to avoid disappointment, so it’s best to ignore it I say.


Instead of thinking about that, pay attention to this,, we thought it was the Ozempic that is causing the Skanky weight-loss, but I secretly filmed her getting ready for the party last week, it’s all makeup. Her new signature near-death look (the things I create on a wet Monday evening 🤦🏽‍♀️😁) …..

Can you tell who she is yet 🤔

 
I don't get the interest in P, I'm sorry, she's a pretty girl but I doubt she'd have got the contracts she has but for her father and Claire, I don't want to sound bad or anything but she's drifting into the crappy influencer role, not really being an individual, I hope she stays well clear of her womb lender, sorry can't say the "M" word.
 
SmillieKylie said:
Thanks Parry ❤ Did a little recap myself, haven’t done a recap in a while, just got bored of the same old nonsense from her, but let’s be having one tonight 😁

She’s still being a secret squirrel, she’s up to some game, chasing a Nu Egg is my guess, poor old Lego is pretty much MIA, though she occasionally posts a message to say that she loves him….she’s lying.

Last week, Skank attended a zlist red carpet party event without the Stoner-Boy, but took along the loathsome Slymi instead, PD nailed it….

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She looked a complete state, she was mixing it with the young women there, thinking she was one of them, she wasn’t, it was as if their gran had turned up.

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Skank is so thin now, was still vaping, was drinking, accordingly on the ❄ she just looks ill, resembling Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride. Yup, she looks really freaky now.

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Maya Jama was out last week being all unnecessarily beautiful, but sadly for her old Skanky was wiping the tit with this young 30 year old upstart. Poor Maya….

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Her casting in the panto was finally announced, staring as the Wicked Sisters (Far too beautiful to be the Ugly Sisters they say 🤦🏽‍♀️) with the equally vacuous Katona. The production company stated they were experiencing record ticket sales, some of us checked, they haven’t sold many at all so far 🤦🏽‍♀️ The two ❄ heads both state they are totally clean these days, we will see, we will see, we remember the New Year’s Day video this year, messy it was ….we expect a repeat of this in December, let it ❄ let it ❄ let it ❄

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She’s acting ‘very demure’, at the moment, appears to be her latest thing, it’s shite, just like everything she does, same as it ever was….

View attachment 3186077 q

We still don’t have a podcast, 9 weeks now, appears summer breaks extend until October now, or even forever 🤔. We still wait for the new music, though a tour is promised for next year, hour long sets accordingly, and we haven’t seen any sign of all the C4 shows that she’s recorded.She doesn’t lie, so many projects, so little sign of them, so that’s bit of a mystery 🤔

Skank might be attending a court thing tomorrow, but I don’t know what it is, as I have blanked it out of my mind to avoid disappointment, so it’s best to ignore it I say.


Instead of thinking about that, pay attention to this,, we thought it was the Ozempic that is causing the Skanky weight-loss, but I secretly filmed her getting ready for the party last week, it’s all makeup. Her new signature near-death look (the things I create on a wet Monday evening 🤦🏽‍♀️😁) …..

Can you tell who she is yet 🤔

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Fab recap, oh and youve just reminded me, arent we still eagerly awaiting not 1 but 2 songs she recorded with that scarlett 🤣
 
SmillieKylie said:
Thanks Parry ❤ Did a little recap myself, haven’t done a recap in a while, just got bored of the same old nonsense from her, but let’s be having one tonight 😁

She’s still being a secret squirrel, she’s up to some game, chasing a Nu Egg is my guess, poor old Lego is pretty much MIA, though she occasionally posts a message to say that she loves him….she’s lying.

Last week, Skank attended a zlist red carpet party event without the Stoner-Boy, but took along the loathsome Slymi instead, PD nailed it….

View attachment 3186069 q

She looked a complete state, she was mixing it with the young women there, thinking she was one of them, she wasn’t, it was as if their gran had turned up.

View attachment 3186070 q
Skank is so thin now, was still vaping, was drinking, accordingly on the ❄ she just looks ill, resembling Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride. Yup, she looks really freaky now.

View attachment 3186072 q

Maya Jama was out last week being all unnecessarily beautiful, but sadly for her old Skanky was wiping the tit with this young 30 year old upstart. Poor Maya….

View attachment 3186073 q

Her casting in the panto was finally announced, staring as the Wicked Sisters (Far too beautiful to be the Ugly Sisters they say 🤦🏽‍♀️) with the equally vacuous Katona. The production company stated they were experiencing record ticket sales, some of us checked, they haven’t sold many at all so far 🤦🏽‍♀️ The two ❄ heads both state they are totally clean these days, we will see, we will see, we remember the New Year’s Day video this year, messy it was ….we expect a repeat of this in December, let it ❄ let it ❄ let it ❄

View attachment 3186075 q

She’s acting ‘very demure’, at the moment, appears to be her latest thing, it’s shite, just like everything she does, same as it ever was….

View attachment 3186077 q

We still don’t have a podcast, 9 weeks now, appears summer breaks extend until October now, or even forever 🤔. We still wait for the new music, though a tour is promised for next year, hour long sets accordingly, and we haven’t seen any sign of all the C4 shows that she’s recorded.She doesn’t lie, so many projects, so little sign of them, so that’s bit of a mystery 🤔

Skank might be attending a court thing tomorrow, but I don’t know what it is, as I have blanked it out of my mind to avoid disappointment, so it’s best to ignore it I say.


Instead of thinking about that, pay attention to this,, we thought it was the Ozempic that is causing the Skanky weight-loss, but I secretly filmed her getting ready for the party last week, it’s all makeup. Her new signature near-death look (the things I create on a wet Monday evening 🤦🏽‍♀️😁) …..

Can you tell who she is yet 🤔

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What in the armpit is going on here?!

P.s love a Kylie recap. Thank you 😘
 

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Iv had a bit of a break from here for the last two or three weeks and iv come back and she’s lost at least another stone and really is looking quite ill now!

im quite shocked at the sagging skin on places like her arms due to the rapid weight loss, she going to tip into Sharon Osborne territory very soon if she doesn’t get a handle on herself
 
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