Katie Price #359 His knob'll go slack,when she lays on her back,puckers those lips&he see's she’s no nips

[Parry1988]

New thread guys by @WillowTree21 sorry had to edit it a bit a fit x

 

[Hampshire Hog]

Afternoon my krustie flumps

I am hopeful his mother will step in a bit like Alex Anderson’s parents did once it hit the papers he was with her ,it really didn’t last long once he was back in the uk. So fingers crossed his mum will give him the same automaton give her up or your pocket money will be stopped .

 

[slightly disheveled]

Update… the bleep went skiing
Lynne Rickwood is a bent social worker

 

[Sunday Girl]

Thanks for new thread boss thread title @WillowTree21 love it
and on we tattle…
a little ditty in celebration of the continuing, hilarious, embarrassing downfall of manky skank

Just a rancid old slag from Brighton
Everyone’s had her she’s a right one
She’s out on the lash
Flashing her gash
And shagging some knobhead called Kryton

Karma, she’s been watching and waiting
Krusties are debating and hating
Sinky got the hump
In vegas looking for trump
You’ve started now stop hesitating!

im sorry I can’t help myself sometimes

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Update… the bleep went skiing
Lynne Rickwood is a bent social worker

Loads and loads of deflection by the bleep family.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Update… the bleep went skiing
Lynne Rickwood is a bent social worker

She's already named on the wiki headings.

 

[Jomo11]

Afternoon my krustie flumps

I am hopeful his mother will step in a bit like Alex Anderson’s parents did once it hit the papers he was with her ,it really didn’t last long once he was back in the uk. So fingers crossed his mum will give him the same automaton give her up or your pocket money will be stopped .

I think his mum lives in the US. If she gets him over there on a visit - KFP won't be able to follow him as she won't be allowed in

 

[WillowTree21]

New thread guys by @WillowTree21 sorry had to edit it a bit a fit x
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Thank you for the vote's for this new thread. Let's hope there's some interesting tea, before the end of the thread. Poor DC will no doubt be listening to the next Shitcast later in the week., kindly feeding back the lie's & deflections. Her poor eardrums Will the latest sperm donor be mentioned. Will there be any mention of the missing pink asset/car? Where is said car now -it's like the puzzle 'where's wally'.
KFP is showing us all (in case there was any doubt) what a deceiving, lying old slapper she is. Her usual modus operandi, make sure there's another bloke/victim lined up, before dumping previous one. Must have been 'wooing' the gormless prat for weeks.
I know there are many people who will do just about anything for publicity or cash, but as Meatloaf said ' I won't do that'. Just listening to it's monotone, loud voice, the sucking the teeth & sniffing, make's me want to vomit. That's without looking at the sore's under her nose & the lips, How can a bloke be that desperate?
The new Lego boy, clearly has little morals, like the mutilated Gorgon. Playing game's & loving the publicity, good or bad. He look's more like her carer than anything else. Whatever do these bloke get out of it ( other than a quick dash to STD clinic). He had better double wrap his KnobGoblin or pray the old tart's eggs are fossilised. As for meeting J & B, if that's true, utterly disgusting. Those poor kids.
The only result I want to hear now, is she's arrested, the kids are on their way home to Kieran & she's been banned for life, from ever having pets.

 

[Ambrosie]

I have no doubt that KFP and LegoBoy are having a showmance. Those MAFS lot can be a tad fame hungry. I really didn’t like him on the show, he was such a boring little oik. I was reading earlier that there is a MAFS reunion on telly on Monday 26 Feb and that LegoTastic won’t be in it as he’s too busy running around with Skank. Her and Ella (the trans woman that JJ paired up with after moaning the woman he was originally assigned for the show wasn’t his type) were apparently friends and Skank broke girl code by getting with JJ. Skank has NEVER been a girl’s girl. God she makes me

Ella Morgan's ex JJ Slater missing from new MAFS reunion trailer

E4 finally drops the Married At First Sight reunion special after a long anticipated wait.

www.bristolpost.co.uk

 

[SmillieKylie]

I can’t be bothered recapping her latest nonsense properly, doing my head in she be, it‘s all just constant lies and fakery, and still no resolution for B & J caught up in this nightmare

Basically Skank went on a skip trip to Bansko in Bulgaria, didn’t ski, went down a beginners slope on her arse. Pretended she was in a relationship with Kryten from MAFS. SadBoy Crawl went missing in action, on purpose, or maybe threatened. Edna or Jess (even though she’s on the hols) put a load of fake stories in the Red Tops, the usual stuff…. Kryten is the one, she’s taking it slow, he’s young and virile, last chance at baby 6, but can’t even be bothered being with her two youngest children at half-term, god knows who looking after them, probably Lynn the corrupt SW. Skank’s still Mum of the year and great mum to H to her deluded idiotic fans….give me strength

#Bekind, she has MH problems, she needs a break from the 5 kids who all live in the MM and she looks after every day, with no help whatsoever, and she’s had to sell Wallis her horse of 20 years (we don’t know WTF has happened there, Red Tops said the bailiffs took him, we aren’t sure about that ) she needs her fun time with her mates to recover from all the trauma

A twit in Bansko, while she leaves her two youngest kids at home during half-term….

 

[Madcatbimbo]

Oh dear.... Skanky. You're supposed to singing of the same hymn sheet....
(nb: I wonder if Georgia has agreed to be her surrogate...?!! They are besties after all....)

Earlier this month Katie Price said on her podcast that she and JJ aren’t official yet saying “a boyfriend is when you’re ‘boyfriend, girlfriend’.” And whilst she’s apparent keen to start a family with him, he’s “not thinking about starting a family any time soon.”
The source claimed: “He loves kids and he’s a family man, but he’s not thinking about starting a family any time soon,” and “He’d like them when the time is right, but he knows that he rushed into marriage and he has no desire to rush into fatherhood.”

It's only been a few weeks, but apparently there's baby chat between Katie Price and JJ

According to sources she's 'desperate' to have another baby

thetab.com

 

[Parry1988]

I can’t be bothered recapping her latest nonsense properly, doing my head in she be, it‘s all just constant lies and fakery, and still no resolution for B & J caught up in this nightmare

Basically Skank went on a skip trip to Bansko in Bulgaria, didn’t ski, went down a beginners slope on her arse. Pretended she was in a relationship with Kryten from MAFS. SadBoy Crawl went missing in action, on purpose, or maybe threatened. Edna or Jess (even though she’s on the hols) put a load of fake stories in the Red Tops, the usual stuff…. Kryten is the one, she’s taking it slow, he’s young and virile, last chance at baby 6, but can’t even be bothered being with her two youngest children at half-term, god knows who looking after them, probably Lynn the corrupt SW. Skank’s still Mum of the year and great mum to H to her deluded idiotic fans….give me strength

#Bekind, she has MH problems, she needs a break from the 5 kids who all live in the MM and she looks after every day, with no help whatsoever, and she’s had to sell Wallis her horse of 20 years (we don’t know WTF has happened there, Red Tops said the bailiffs took him, we aren’t sure about that ) she needs her fun time with her mates to recover from all the trauma

A twit in Bansko, while she leaves her two youngest kids at home during half-term….

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Why is she talking like she's on a travel show? Why is she downing it like its a pint of beer? Who the duck is laughing like a seal in th3 background? What exactly is meant to be funny?
It's like watching the idiot chav girl in school who acts like a prat to show off in front of the lads and they all laugh AT her not with her
Embarrassment she is

 

[Madcatbimbo]

He's not a popular guy, is he...?!!!
(I suppose Skanky will just say that they're all jealous of their burgeoning relationship....!)

MAFS groom takes brutal swipe at co-star JJ Slater amid Katie Price romance

A POPULAR Married At Sight groom has taken a huge swipe at former co-star JJ Slater amid his blossoming romance with Katie Price. It came after The Sun’s exclusive pictures showed lovebirds K…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[Sunday Girl]

Oh dear.... Skanky. You're supposed to singing of the same hymn sheet....
(nb: I wonder if Georgia has agreed to be her surrogate...?!! They are besties after all....)

Earlier this month Katie Price said on her podcast that she and JJ aren’t official yet saying “a boyfriend is when you’re ‘boyfriend, girlfriend’.” And whilst she’s apparent keen to start a family with him, he’s “not thinking about starting a family any time soon.”
The source claimed: “He loves kids and he’s a family man, but he’s not thinking about starting a family any time soon,” and “He’d like them when the time is right, but he knows that he rushed into marriage and he has no desire to rush into fatherhood.”

It's only been a few weeks, but apparently there's baby chat between Katie Price and JJ

According to sources she's 'desperate' to have another baby

thetab.com

I've put that sub title right ‘According to sources shes desperate…

 

[mrspig99]

I can’t be bothered recapping her latest nonsense properly, doing my head in she be, it‘s all just constant lies and fakery, and still no resolution for B & J caught up in this nightmare

Basically Skank went on a skip trip to Bansko in Bulgaria, didn’t ski, went down a beginners slope on her arse. Pretended she was in a relationship with Kryten from MAFS. SadBoy Crawl went missing in action, on purpose, or maybe threatened. Edna or Jess (even though she’s on the hols) put a load of fake stories in the Red Tops, the usual stuff…. Kryten is the one, she’s taking it slow, he’s young and virile, last chance at baby 6, but can’t even be bothered being with her two youngest children at half-term, god knows who looking after them, probably Lynn the corrupt SW. Skank’s still Mum of the year and great mum to H to her deluded idiotic fans….give me strength

#Bekind, she has MH problems, she needs a break from the 5 kids who all live in the MM and she looks after every day, with no help whatsoever, and she’s had to sell Wallis her horse of 20 years (we don’t know WTF has happened there, Red Tops said the bailiffs took him, we aren’t sure about that ) she needs her fun time with her mates to recover from all the trauma

A twit in Bansko, while she leaves her two youngest kids at home during half-term….

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I see they had to give her the XXXL mens jacket to cover those ridiculous norks and it makes her look huge!
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I wonder if Daddy Woods has made SB delete his IG after that post about him hiding stuff for her because he's worried he is implicating himself in illegal activity and worrying that his idiot son is going to end up in deep trouble if he keeps shooting his mouth off?

Looking at the cameras for the Bansko ski resort the snow is getting VERY thin there now with lots of bald patches. Doesn't seem to be many people on the slopes this week. Unlike the beautiful resort I go to which had 17 inches of fresh snow at the weekend!

 

[terryfaefife]

I see they had to give her the XXXL mens jacket to cover those ridiculous norks and it makes her look huge!
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I wonder if Daddy Woods has made SB delete his IG after that post about him hiding stuff for her because he's worried he is implicating himself in illegal activity and worrying that his idiot son is going to end up in deep trouble if he keeps shooting his mouth off?

Looking at the cameras for the Bansko ski resort the snow is getting VERY thin there now with lots of bald patches. Doesn't seem to be many people on the slopes this week. Unlike the beautiful resort I go to which had 17 inches of fresh snow at the weekend!

16 tons and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Oh dear.... Skanky. You're supposed to singing of the same hymn sheet....
(nb: I wonder if Georgia has agreed to be her surrogate...?!! They are besties after all....)

Earlier this month Katie Price said on her podcast that she and JJ aren’t official yet saying “a boyfriend is when you’re ‘boyfriend, girlfriend’.” And whilst she’s apparent keen to start a family with him, he’s “not thinking about starting a family any time soon.”
The source claimed: “He loves kids and he’s a family man, but he’s not thinking about starting a family any time soon,” and “He’d like them when the time is right, but he knows that he rushed into marriage and he has no desire to rush into fatherhood.”

It's only been a few weeks, but apparently there's baby chat between Katie Price and JJ

According to sources she's 'desperate' to have another baby

thetab.com

What is it with bleep,she can’t even look after her own kids,other people looked after them never her she can’t bear doing that has to have loads of stupid cunts to do it.She should be bleeping sterllised by law like they did in China years ago.Sorry but I mean bleep nobody else.She’s shrivelled now no chance and forget a surrogate.This is just her usual cunty publicity for the red tops.

 

[shizzler]

He's not a popular guy, is he...?!!!
(I suppose Skanky will just say that they're all jealous of their burgeoning relationship....!)

MAFS groom takes brutal swipe at co-star JJ Slater amid Katie Price romance

A POPULAR Married At Sight groom has taken a huge swipe at former co-star JJ Slater amid his blossoming romance with Katie Price. It came after The Sun’s exclusive pictures showed lovebirds K…

www.thesun.co.uk

JJ has made “a tonne of money” 3k profit and owes 30k!!!! Okay then! Also Kippers a “proud mum to Jett & Bunny etc”, well if that’s proud, I’d hate to see them neglected

 

[spaniel_ears]

He's not a popular guy, is he...?!!!
(I suppose Skanky will just say that they're all jealous of their burgeoning relationship....!)

MAFS groom takes brutal swipe at co-star JJ Slater amid Katie Price romance

A POPULAR Married At Sight groom has taken a huge swipe at former co-star JJ Slater amid his blossoming romance with Katie Price. It came after The Sun’s exclusive pictures showed lovebirds K…

www.thesun.co.uk

I watched MAFS (guilty pleasure !) and his whole back story was his need to NOT go for the plastic , fake glamour model type anymore and to find himself a real woman and love of his life !! He said he was cheated on by the model in LA and it devastated him ! Ironic if he has been messaging KP for months when he had to have known she was still with CW and if he’s serious about not getting cheated on again then a very quick google would show how unreliable KP gonna be for him this is why o cannot see hes in this for anything more than a bit of fun and self promotion ! Said it before, he seemed really close to some of the other MAFS cast , they were socialising a lot together … since this news broke , nothing …. Such shallow people with shallow lives

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Oh dear.... Skanky. You're supposed to singing of the same hymn sheet....
(nb: I wonder if Georgia has agreed to be her surrogate...?!! They are besties after all....)

Earlier this month Katie Price said on her podcast that she and JJ aren’t official yet saying “a boyfriend is when you’re ‘boyfriend, girlfriend’.” And whilst she’s apparent keen to start a family with him, he’s “not thinking about starting a family any time soon.”
The source claimed: “He loves kids and he’s a family man, but he’s not thinking about starting a family any time soon,” and “He’d like them when the time is right, but he knows that he rushed into marriage and he has no desire to rush into fatherhood.”

It's only been a few weeks, but apparently there's baby chat between Katie Price and JJ

According to sources she's 'desperate' to have another baby

thetab.com

He's got more chance of getting that Ella pregint