Katie Price #316 8 More Sleeps...... Tick Tock, Tick Tock, goes the Bankruptcy Clock ⏰

[BiffasBeemer]

Hiya Krusties - #316 is here.

Sorry feeling a bit too grotty for a proper recap!

Here is the link to thread #315

Katie Price #315 I called it love, you called it a shag, I call you Chipolata, you call me a slag

Welcome to #315 Thread title courtesy of @Tanley Here is the link to #314 https://tattle.life/threads/katie-price-314-skankys-latest-egg-is-a-psycho-killer-anything-for-podcast-filler.41421/ I just don't know where to start! Skank has had new lips which she is having dissolved next week...

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Thread title courtesy of @Cat Eyez

As you were Krusties - I am a menopausal mess - melting in this horrible heatwave

 

[Jomo11]

Thank you @BiffasBeemer for doing the new thread - hope you feel better soon.
Well done to @Cat Eyez for the new title.

We're all melting in this heat. It's a shame a bucket of water won't melt the witch currently taking over TT.

 

[KitchenDog1]

They’ve stopped me from commenting on the live.. I was only telling the truth the clothes are shite

 

[DC16]

She shakes her potatoes in the calendar
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I’m having a hot flush watching her trying on all these jumpers.

 

[bagpuss17278]

Lovely fresh clean sheets

 

[DC16]

She doesn’t want to get a takeaway as it’s a mess to clear up
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Definitely cooking Sunday, is that after her long day at the charity event

 

[Jomo11]

She doesn’t want to get a takeaway as it’s a mess to clear up
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Definitely cooking Sunday, is that after her long day at the charity event

Like she's going to do that!

 

[tracey3871]

She doesn’t want to get a takeaway as it’s a mess to clear up
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Definitely cooking Sunday, is that after her long day at the charity event

Let me guess ... a fkng roast dinner?

 

[Upintheair83]

Seems a nice house. Who's is that? Coles? I dont get how he can afford it

 

[gossipsauce]

She doesn’t want to get a takeaway as it’s a mess to clear up
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Definitely cooking Sunday, is that after her long day at the charity event

If she’s seeing Junior on Sunday the only reason will be because he’s going to the charity event to see the rest of the family and she happens to be there. Very worried about P at this point, think it could be a tricky couple of years for PA. I feel so sorry for Jett, poor little soul. Just be his mum you useless piece of tit, that’s all the poor lad wants. And why doesn’t Princess want to look at his butterfly?! That poor boy.

 

[DC16]

Dirty witch just farted really loudly, they are saying it stinks.

 

[Jomo11]

@BiffasBeemer - sorry to disturb you but how do we get this new thread to be listed in the forum - still only show #315 as the latest?
Thank you!

 

[DC16]

She can’t get the hang of saying the thousand bit of 400k, just says 400 likes

Auber jeans again.

 

[Upintheair83]

I want her to pick for the aubergine comp

 

[Madcatbimbo]

I want her to pick for the aubergine comp

Yeah.... just to shut her up and to stop her effin' singing....

 

[Ecosse]

Jett, darling, I'd love to see your butterfly!

 

[Upintheair83]

Gutted I wanted to go the plaster class

 

[mammywhite]

R b jeans haha wtf is she on saying it like that

 

[DC16]

Ffs 9am to 1pm tomorrow

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

I don't think Peter and Claire can do much now if P's head has been turned by KP. The most they could do is frame it in terms of money, pointing out how much P could make if she sticks with CP's strategy. Sadly I get the impression P may be easily influenced (unlike Junior it seems) and may have swallowed a load of lies and guff told to her by KP.