Kat Farmer DMBL40 #11 Does my bum look increasingly desperate in this?

[Raker]

Thanks to @Isthatso? for the thread title — and indeed a pithy summation of a) the last thread and b) how Kat’s carefree happee divorcée life seems to be spiralling.

So we’ve had:

• an awful child-free pre-halfterm holiday to out of season St Lucia — desperate

• an awful lot of terrible clothes tried on - as in horrible clothes made worse by a very unwell looking woman crouching over the camera towards us (Kat’s very tall you know , and it appears Mr F got any kind of tripod or ring light along with the expensive bags/house/ kids/dog in the settlement) — desperate
(Also #KatSlatervibes, as per an Insta comment yesterday )

• an awful glimpse into Kat’s non existent music taste — desperate

• an awful couple of festive Yule tide influencer events (‘tis the season for planet destroying sequins and unnecessary polyester hideousness, etc) featuring the same bland line up of interchangeable blond women … and an orange haired, plastic legging wearing, mouth agape as per usual Kat — desperate

• an awful lot of excruciatingly dull TV commentary, with hot takes on Strictly etc. — desperate

So yes, despite all evidence to the contrary, her bum does look increasingly desperate. Kat is pretending to herself as much as anyone else that the divorce, moving in with someone else’s husband, not seeing her children*, and appalling diet and lifestyle choices ** are indeed the life choices of dreams
(No one is influenced by this obvs)

* maybe she’s keeping details private as per their wishes/divorce agreement — genuinely hope for all that it’s that and not just NC

** obviously not everything in someone’s life is posted, but from what she does choose to post, and the state of her hair/body/skin in photos she uses to advertise skin and hair products, reveals that her choices are terrible and something has gone terribly wrong somewhere.

previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/kat-farmer-dmbl40-10-need-a-lawyer-kat.46382/

Please feel free to add to recap

 

[Clytemnestra]

Thanks Raker - that's great. Also to add:

- Collaborations that are increasingly downmarket / nonexistent (she'll be back to shilling Flora before 2025's out) - desperate

 

[Vacuous]

Kat's orange straw is so dehydrated and destroyed by the #hairdresserofdreams that she now only has it washed weekly and " styled" by a salon. It appears to be subject to an onslaught of products and a set reminiscent of a 1976 solid helmet of hair.

 

[newbutnotsonew]

Can I just start with I wish I hadn’t watched her story where she eats the fondue? It made me feel the same level of revolt as when I watched The Human Centipede

 

[Vacuous]

Erm, what like your dog, your health, other people's families and ahem, your own children?

 

[bunsofsteel]

Thanks for the recap!

 

[No20]

How many times does she need to moan about it getting dark? Nothing else to say, really?!
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I must ask too, who’s the new bloke she’s with? Is he a friend’s husband or something?

 

[Vacuous]

I'm trying to work out what level of self loathing you need to reach to do this to your lips and think it looks good.

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Nah, she looks like a sneaky sleeve wiper, for sure!
What happened to the tissues, doofus?

 

[loubylou50]

Did anyone catch the jewellery she was shilling for John Lewis the other evening? There is no was on earth that she would ever wear this bracelet, but of course it was the bracelet of dreams allegedly!

 

[shoppingaddict123]

I don’t get it that John Lewis use her…she’s not a good advert at all

 

[No20]

I don’t get it that John Lewis use her…she’s not a good advert at all

Terrible advert. I ordered a slip skirt and wide leg trousers that she raved about last year from Anyday at JL and they were utter tat. Had I have been in store I wouldn’t have even taken them to the fitting room.

 

[HelenaHandbasket]

Can I just start with I wish I hadn’t watched her story where she eats the fondue? It made me feel the same level of revolt as when I watched The Human Centipede

Other than the revulsion of seeing widemouthed Kat, I thought what a difference in her friend in the way she ate it - turned away from the camera, but Kat followed her so her covered her mouth with her hand.
At least she has one friend with a modicum of manners and decorum who isn't posing or hanging out with their mouth wide open ready to be photoshopped into some granny porn at any moment.

 

[Elegant Tits]

I’m sure I got a bracelet like that in a Christmas cracker one year!

 

[HelenaHandbasket]

Kat applying bronzer will never fail to make me laugh. She liberally brushes around her whole face in a haphazard fashion and then beams like a toddler all pleased with herself.

 

[Ifyoucantbeatemjoinem]

Kat applying bronzer will never fail to make me laugh. She liberally brushes around her whole face in a haphazard fashion and then beams like a toddler all pleased with herself.

Exactly this

 

[Shamrockannie]

Also adding to the recap –

Range of wide-brimmed cowboy hats seemingly semi-permanently attached to her head for all occasions, even when everyone else at said occasion is wearing party dresses. Perhaps used to cover up the worst days of the straw-like hair?

 

[Nancy Knows]

After being called out on Tattle for having no non-white friends she “magics” them up out of nowhere and posts them on her grid. How bleeping shady is that. Dodgy old bird…… these folk are just passers by at an awful event in Cheshire (footballers wives and nouveau)

 

[pinkrobot]

After being called out on Tattle for having no non-white friends she “magics” them up out of nowhere and posts them on her grid. How bleeping shady is that. Dodgy old bird…… these folk are just passers by at an awful event in Cheshire (footballers wives and nouveau)

Nailed it. It hardly counts when it’s random invitees/guests at an event. Kat never ever posts an arb on her main feed (it’s 90% her, plus the odd bestie, a ‘work wife’ and Adam Reed). It’s really distasteful because it is so fake.

 

[Ratherbeskiing]

Did anyone catch the jewellery she was shilling for John Lewis the other evening? There is no was on earth that she would ever wear this bracelet, but of course it was the bracelet of dreams allegedly!

Christ. That looks like a bracelet with a collection of those god awful movable Elizabeth Duke pendant necklaces from the 90s. I had a teddy one (I was 12).