Thanks for all the great thread title suggestions. Several corkers but the one with most votes was @Brummiebird 's brilliant one above.
Recap? Full in any blanks I've left out:
* Joe the wonder parent has pulled Indie out of school so they can be together as a family, and is now homeschooling (in 15!).
* Marley still goes to nursery though...
* Apart from when they are on one of their frequent holidays (every 15...)
* Mental health issues? Exercise!
* Can't loose weight? Get more sleep!
* Ultra processed food/menopause/gut health - a new band wagon to jump on (every 15...)
* Dosie's shy and hates social media. Unless it's her friend's and she's back in Ibiza.
* He works so hard keeping the nation fit, just make sure you let him know! He can't go on without adoration.
* Reconnecting Body of - oversharing his family, until...
* He puts his phone away for a digital detox. Just needs to post about before, and a recap after...
Recap? Full in any blanks I've left out:
* Joe the wonder parent has pulled Indie out of school so they can be together as a family, and is now homeschooling (in 15!).
* Marley still goes to nursery though...
* Apart from when they are on one of their frequent holidays (every 15...)
* Mental health issues? Exercise!
* Can't loose weight? Get more sleep!
* Ultra processed food/menopause/gut health - a new band wagon to jump on (every 15...)
* Dosie's shy and hates social media. Unless it's her friend's and she's back in Ibiza.
* He works so hard keeping the nation fit, just make sure you let him know! He can't go on without adoration.
* Reconnecting Body of - oversharing his family, until...
* He puts his phone away for a digital detox. Just needs to post about before, and a recap after...