Jodie Marsh #24 A literal show for Jodie Exotic, stuck on the bog from diseases zoonotic.

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ToadyHarsh

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Congratulations @bluecups on the winning thread title. Your prize is going to Buckingham Palace with Jodie as someone to blame when Jodie sits on a corgi and vomits in a pond after too much champagne.

A brief recap as I'm working:

Jodie got sick after kissing sick lambs, which a vet had told her not to do
Jodie's dating app experiences are going about as well as the animal welfare on her 'rescue'
Jodie thinks all black people look the same and got involved in a war of words with P Money that she lost
Jodie is shocked - SHOCKED I SAY - that a builder that was due to interview for a job at Fripps blocked her on Facebook
Jodie claims to have given updates about the presumably dead genet on her IG stories, but this is clearly bullshit

Please feel free to add anything I've forgotten.
 
The mice have moved in and shat all over the place. The horses are trying to move out and smashing down the fences. But it's not Jodie's fault the horses want the green yummy grass and not the current sludge she provides, it's obviously Mark a builder's fault for installing the fences wrong. I guess they didn't teach horse fencing in BTEC building at college.

Jodie has got her friend Nicky to CGI her animals into nicer pastures to fool her silly fans.

Jodie needed a new sob story because she couldn't keep flogging the rescue of Maximus she did about a year ago. She got herself a disabled lamb on wheels. (Manic got himself a meals on wheels.)
 
More rants about builders, this time leaving cigarette butts around the place instead of putting them in bins and Jodie had to scoop them all up after it had been raining and they were all wet and soggy,

First of all, Jodie, you could and probably should've put gloves on.

Secondly, Jodie, you're in no position to give out about anyone leaving a mess and someone else having to clean it up after we all saw the state of your kitchen filled with mouse tit. You're a fat, disgusting, vile pig who's happy to be covered in animal tit - even from sick animals - and go days without showering. You've admitted this yourself.
 
ToadyHarsh said:
More rants about builders, this time leaving cigarette butts around the place instead of putting them in bins and Jodie had to scoop them all up after it had been raining and they were all wet and soggy,

First of all, Jodie, you could and probably should've put gloves on.

Secondly, Jodie, you're in no position to give out about anyone leaving a mess and someone else having to clean it up after we all saw the state of your kitchen filled with mouse tit. You're a fat, disgusting, vile pig who's happy to be covered in animal tit - even from sick animals - and go days without showering. You've admitted this yourself.
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Who puts cigarette butts in plastic bins. Honestly the fire safety in this place is ridiculous. Bins next to wooden enclosures. If the builder set fire to a bin she would be ranting they were careless and the animals were burnt. Get a metal ashtray and smoke somewhere else you bunch of idiots.
 
alittlebitofthebubbly said:
Who puts cigarette butts in plastic bins. Honestly the fire safety in this place is ridiculous. Bins next to wooden enclosures. If the builder set fire to a bin she would be ranting they were careless and the animals were burnt. Get a metal ashtray and smoke somewhere else you bunch of idiots.
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I watched a fripps video - where she put the chicken the meerkats hadn’t eaten straight in the dustman. I thoughts going to absolutely stink 🤮
 
Just to be clear: I do not what to crawl into Jodie's skin. TYVMI.

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alittlebitofthebubbly said:
Who puts cigarette butts in plastic bins. Honestly the fire safety in this place is ridiculous. Bins next to wooden enclosures. If the builder set fire to a bin she would be ranting they were careless and the animals were burnt. Get a metal ashtray and smoke somewhere else you bunch of idiots.
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This. I actually thought the builder was probably putting the butts in the butt because it had water and was a safer option than straight in to a plastic bin with a liner probably full of sawdust or other flammable material located up against a flammable wooden enclosure containing animals!

As an employer (she has people on payroll) she must have policies and protocols to adhere to. These will include a smoking/fire risk assessment. She needs to provide suitable facilities for those who smoke. A metal ash tray, sand bucket? Located somewhere away from the animals? Pretty sure they don’t want to be passive smoking.
 
TheRealGretchen said:
This. I actually thought the builder was probably putting the butts in the butt because it had water and was a safer option than straight in to a plastic bin with a liner probably full of sawdust or other flammable material located up against a flammable wooden enclosure containing animals!

As an employer (she has people on payroll) she must have policies and protocols to adhere to. These will include a smoking/fire risk assessment. She needs to provide suitable facilities for those who smoke. A metal ash tray, sand bucket? Located somewhere away from the animals? Pretty sure they don’t want to be passive smoking.
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But Jodie thinks health and safety is bullshit. She so desperately wants to be the next Clarkson's Farm and as much as he gives out about health and safety he listens to Charlie. Jodie only listens to herself. And the imagined animal voices in her head.
 
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