Jessie Cave #3 Can't successfully end a project, or a toxic relationship

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I'm probably missing a lot but the main gist of the last thread is that it seemed like Jessie and Alfie broke up, as she referred to him as her ex in a newspaper article.

Alfie's "comedy" got negative press for being racist, unfunny and ultra edgelord, he went quiet on social media.

He flew to Australia to try to bang young women but seemingly had no effect on either the comedy scene or romantic scene. Sounds like they may be back together now he's returned and bets are on for baby 5.

The Cave sisters' podcast has gone quiet, they tried an experimental one, no idea if it's still going, it was painful to listen to. Also there was (is?) a Succession podcast.

No news on Bebe, this is more the Jessie/Alfie thread at the moment.
 
Alfie‘s letter to Jessie, because of which she immediately decided to take him back.
 

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gutted for Jessie that she's not into the political episodes, maybe we shouldn't expect an episode this week
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also is it at all surprising that her favourite character is the most edgelord-y one
 
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Her new reel has me feeling disturbed because I guess I never realized how British people say “alibi” and she says it SO MUCH in the course of thirty seconds.
 
jdavi said:
Her new reel has me feeling disturbed because I guess I never realized how British people say “alibi” and she says it SO MUCH in the course of thirty seconds.
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No we don't say it like that 😅 She's either doing it as a joke or she's just stupid
Her reels are so unfunny it's hard to know what's supposed to be funny and what isn't
 
I honestly wonder what Bebe thinks about Jessie and Alfie’s relationship. Heaven knows if someone spoke about my sister the way Alfie has about Jessie I’d struggle to keep my fists by my sides, never mind be civil.

I’m not that big into their podcasts but if it’s been a while since they’ve teamed up together it could be because Bebe is processing her sister’s (absolutely bleeping WOEFUL) decision to reunite with unfunny edgelord Alfie.
 
ForeverMakingJibesWicked said:
I honestly wonder what Bebe thinks about Jessie and Alfie’s relationship. Heaven knows if someone spoke about my sister the way Alfie has about Jessie I’d struggle to keep my fists by my sides, never mind be civil.

I’m not that big into their podcasts but if it’s been a while since they’ve teamed up together it could be because Bebe is processing her sister’s (absolutely bleeping WOEFUL) decision to reunite with unfunny edgelord Alfie.
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I got the impression Alfie and Bebe are quite close, have similar personalities and of course weirdly flirtatious. Jessie once commented of Bebe being afraid of never having a boyfriend „but there would always be Alfie having sex with you.“ I’m afraid Bebe likes Alfie and finds them as edgy and hilarious as they find themselves.
 
I used to be a fan of Jessie’s but she has such little self respect I’ve had to unfollow, all these unfunny posts just seem cringe and sad now. I hope she sees the light and starts making some better choices
 
sippingdattea said:
So Alfie came crawling back as soon as his flop stint in Melbourne ended, and of course she welcomed him with open arms. These two are pathetic.
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Maybe the last ten years of not taking care of himself plus the racism and sexism took a toll on his sexual curb appeal. He’s either just gonna try it again in a few years or they’re going to have an ongoing open relationship.
 
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