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Helleww my loves how are yeww doing! I can't believe this is the third thread! Not even including the old ones. I really am stepping into my powurrr by gaslighting, gatekeeping and girlbossing to the max mkay. The hustle I embody cannot be matched and I'm reclaiming my worth! How many coaches do you know with this many threads detailing how disgustingly awful they are? Of course the people posting to those threads are mentally ill and projecting their insecurities onto me. That's not my responsibility and I feel seww sorry for them *professor umbridge giggle*
I just wanted to come on heeyar to talk about my new accent ferrstly. As yeww know I hate Austraalya and nevurrr want to returrrn therebecause everyone will find out I'm a liar and fraud and it's easy to scam away here in Bali. Sorrrry I got distraacted! The reason I sound laak this now is because I want teww sound laaak my Amerrrrrican cewches and also my husband's ridiculously thick Bristolian accent has rubbed off on me since I dewnt hang out with anyone else as a result of having no friends! Of course, I'm still embodying my whispery baby voice.
Sewww I kneyww yeww are all seww excited for my return to YewTewbe! Instagram is not doing so well these days and I haven't got any sign ups for the retreat so desperate times call for desperate measures! Has enywun noticed I haven't spewken about my six figure biz in ages? During my 30 second hiatus off Instagram busy integrating lessons, I succumbed to my social media addiction and went back onto YewTewbe even though I said having sex with my husband was my new life purpose and I didn't feel a call to create on YewTewbe anymoare. I know I said I wouldn't close the door completely but I really didn't have an interest in YewTewbe until I remembered that I could leech off my old fanbase! However they aren't on my vibration and I've lost subscribers instead!! It's Ewkay though because I'm just magnetic to vulnerable girls whilst I repel those sound minded old subs that used to like the old boring me!
People keep wanting me to discuss this place called Ukraine. Well that's not my bleeping job or responsibility! Hashtagging won't do tit!!!! I don't give a duck that my entire business and image is about loving and caring for one another and that I'm an empath. duck ANYONE who tries to hold me to ideals I created for myself. How dare you!!! You will be BLOCKED!!!!
ok sorry my Queens I had to integrate and release that emotion in a healthy way! Now that's out of the way, I will be providing links for a GoFundMe for Josh's career. This is a cause that ACTUALLY matters to me and just know your money is going to a good place when you buy my courses.
Now I wanted to come on here to talk to yew all today about how it's okay to be a self hating misogynist with no friends. It's completely valid to push everyone away with how competitive, bitchy and judgemental you are. These females just don't understand me and I'm not willing to dilute my potency for those witches.
If yew think I have flaws furstly, that's a reflection on yourself and I recommend you do some deep inner work on why you project your own issues onto me *hehe* but I am mature enough to understand that I actually do have my own flaws... Which are entirely my family's fault. My grandparents gave me ancestral issues which means I can't get my tits out. My mum gave me issues so I can't make female friends and I hate them/myself. This is really deep work I must do to heal the abhorrent abuse I faced when growing up in war torn suburban austraalya. We were penniless and had to hustle for everything we had, including my private, fee paying catholic education and comfortable home. Speaking of Catholic, I was a victim of religious abuse, I grew up everyday in the church praying 25 hours a day and had to wear skirts down to my knees as school uniform, not allowed to show any flesh. Don't even DARE google my obvious lies and see pictures of my mum and myself in bikinis, or my old YouTube videos stating my family weren't religious growing up! How bleeping backwards and abhorrent was my childhood!! I put in the deep work everyday to heal from this pain.
A big goal I've made this year is to stop diluting myself and my truth. Therefore I am coming out officially as an antivaxxer! This took a lot of deep work to gather this courage to post passive aggressive antivaxx memes but here I am stepping into my truth. I repel sound minded individuals and I'm magnetic to woo woo nutcases like myself and Josh. I absolutely will not be doing any research, elaborating or apologizing because I apologise to nothing and no one, even if I bump into someone. You wanna know why sister, because I refuse to bow down and apologize to ANYONE ! Even a small child. duck anyone who gets in my way!
One of my major goals that I'm so proud of myself for improving on is becoming a complete bleep!! Sister, I hear you. I used to be the good girl, donating to the homeless in Australia during Christmas, loving my family and getting good grades. However I felt stifled and I broke free! Being a selfish, narc cow is my true purpose in life. This took some pulls of my tarot cards and journalling to get here but I'm my true embodied self! All you need to do is completely get rid of your moral compass and the money will flow through you like period blood, yes I love my juices and drinking it - Oh wait, being hypersexual isn't my branding anymore since I unfollowed tantric.alchemy since she no longer serves me. Just can't keep up with my new brandings!!
Daily bleeping reminder not to bleeping care what bleeping people bleeping think about you. I don't spend a single bleeping second thinking about those bleeping forums or my bleeping clients actual bleeping mental wellbeing. I just care about bleeping Josh and journalling about it and filling my bleeping pockets with bleeping money! Money makes me sooo turned on!
Ewkay guys I luvv speaking to yeww all since I have noaw friends but I've got to goaw and dew some quick journalling and board games with my sweet king husband whilst he's back from his 5 hour long gym session. My king is sew busy I hardly ever see him! Hopefully he'll be able to pick up the pen because his hands are hurting from punching sew many walls. Ugh my king is so good at healthily integrating his depression and anger!
If you're feeling a call to join my cult meeting happening in September. DM me saying "no friends", for more information! Imagine in 3 months time you will be in beautiful Bali massaging my ego and sleeping on a couch whilst you pay $3000+ for the privilege of being in my presence! Doesn't that sound wonderful!?
New readers, welcome! Please check out the wiki for more information!
Helleww my loves how are yeww doing! I can't believe this is the third thread! Not even including the old ones. I really am stepping into my powurrr by gaslighting, gatekeeping and girlbossing to the max mkay. The hustle I embody cannot be matched and I'm reclaiming my worth! How many coaches do you know with this many threads detailing how disgustingly awful they are? Of course the people posting to those threads are mentally ill and projecting their insecurities onto me. That's not my responsibility and I feel seww sorry for them *professor umbridge giggle*
I just wanted to come on heeyar to talk about my new accent ferrstly. As yeww know I hate Austraalya and nevurrr want to returrrn there
Sewww I kneyww yeww are all seww excited for my return to YewTewbe! Instagram is not doing so well these days and I haven't got any sign ups for the retreat so desperate times call for desperate measures! Has enywun noticed I haven't spewken about my six figure biz in ages? During my 30 second hiatus off Instagram busy integrating lessons, I succumbed to my social media addiction and went back onto YewTewbe even though I said having sex with my husband was my new life purpose and I didn't feel a call to create on YewTewbe anymoare. I know I said I wouldn't close the door completely but I really didn't have an interest in YewTewbe until I remembered that I could leech off my old fanbase! However they aren't on my vibration and I've lost subscribers instead!! It's Ewkay though because I'm just magnetic to vulnerable girls whilst I repel those sound minded old subs that used to like the old boring me!
People keep wanting me to discuss this place called Ukraine. Well that's not my bleeping job or responsibility! Hashtagging won't do tit!!!! I don't give a duck that my entire business and image is about loving and caring for one another and that I'm an empath. duck ANYONE who tries to hold me to ideals I created for myself. How dare you!!! You will be BLOCKED!!!!
ok sorry my Queens I had to integrate and release that emotion in a healthy way! Now that's out of the way, I will be providing links for a GoFundMe for Josh's career. This is a cause that ACTUALLY matters to me and just know your money is going to a good place when you buy my courses.
Now I wanted to come on here to talk to yew all today about how it's okay to be a self hating misogynist with no friends. It's completely valid to push everyone away with how competitive, bitchy and judgemental you are. These females just don't understand me and I'm not willing to dilute my potency for those witches.
If yew think I have flaws furstly, that's a reflection on yourself and I recommend you do some deep inner work on why you project your own issues onto me *hehe* but I am mature enough to understand that I actually do have my own flaws... Which are entirely my family's fault. My grandparents gave me ancestral issues which means I can't get my tits out. My mum gave me issues so I can't make female friends and I hate them/myself. This is really deep work I must do to heal the abhorrent abuse I faced when growing up in war torn suburban austraalya. We were penniless and had to hustle for everything we had, including my private, fee paying catholic education and comfortable home. Speaking of Catholic, I was a victim of religious abuse, I grew up everyday in the church praying 25 hours a day and had to wear skirts down to my knees as school uniform, not allowed to show any flesh. Don't even DARE google my obvious lies and see pictures of my mum and myself in bikinis, or my old YouTube videos stating my family weren't religious growing up! How bleeping backwards and abhorrent was my childhood!! I put in the deep work everyday to heal from this pain.
A big goal I've made this year is to stop diluting myself and my truth. Therefore I am coming out officially as an antivaxxer! This took a lot of deep work to gather this courage to post passive aggressive antivaxx memes but here I am stepping into my truth. I repel sound minded individuals and I'm magnetic to woo woo nutcases like myself and Josh. I absolutely will not be doing any research, elaborating or apologizing because I apologise to nothing and no one, even if I bump into someone. You wanna know why sister, because I refuse to bow down and apologize to ANYONE ! Even a small child. duck anyone who gets in my way!
One of my major goals that I'm so proud of myself for improving on is becoming a complete bleep!! Sister, I hear you. I used to be the good girl, donating to the homeless in Australia during Christmas, loving my family and getting good grades. However I felt stifled and I broke free! Being a selfish, narc cow is my true purpose in life. This took some pulls of my tarot cards and journalling to get here but I'm my true embodied self! All you need to do is completely get rid of your moral compass and the money will flow through you like period blood, yes I love my juices and drinking it - Oh wait, being hypersexual isn't my branding anymore since I unfollowed tantric.alchemy since she no longer serves me. Just can't keep up with my new brandings!!
Daily bleeping reminder not to bleeping care what bleeping people bleeping think about you. I don't spend a single bleeping second thinking about those bleeping forums or my bleeping clients actual bleeping mental wellbeing. I just care about bleeping Josh and journalling about it and filling my bleeping pockets with bleeping money! Money makes me sooo turned on!
Ewkay guys I luvv speaking to yeww all since I have noaw friends but I've got to goaw and dew some quick journalling and board games with my sweet king husband whilst he's back from his 5 hour long gym session. My king is sew busy I hardly ever see him! Hopefully he'll be able to pick up the pen because his hands are hurting from punching sew many walls. Ugh my king is so good at healthily integrating his depression and anger!
If you're feeling a call to join my cult meeting happening in September. DM me saying "no friends", for more information! Imagine in 3 months time you will be in beautiful Bali massaging my ego and sleeping on a couch whilst you pay $3000+ for the privilege of being in my presence! Doesn't that sound wonderful!?
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