jamesfatlossnlols

[becky's artex ceiling]

AKA the "cringe pt" of Tattle fave Lynsey Queen of Clean. Creating this thread to stop me spamming her FREDS with screenshots of this grade A desperado as I'm getting obsessed

This clown spends more of his time trying to contort himself into the background of Lynz's relentless gurning gym stories than correcting her terrible form.

He spends the remainder posting on his own Instagram - which consists of embarrassing attempts to go viral, medical oversharing and a whole lot of dick references. A couple of choice screenshots attached which might make you dislocate your own fingers from the cringe if I'm honest wif you

Lastly, on the name - the fat loss is non-existent (James himself sports an impressive pair of moobs) and the lols are entirely unintentional.

Let's discuss this loser here!

I’m pretty much a loser too btw as I’ve messed up the thread title in classic slapdash Lynz fashion - he’s jamesfatlosslols, no ‘n’!

 

[Tea and Toast]

Im so glad you've done this . .
The bloke is a knob of the 1st degree. Him and Lynsey deserve each other if I'm honest wiff you. .

Pie hole is 1 of my biggest bug bears with this prick . . .
I also guess that he gets very little "fun time" with his Mrs or he's just a typical never grown up male ( forever 12) as most things he posts have a sexual connection to them . .

Melt

Proof of his 12 year old ways . .

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

I know right! What's the opposite of 'BDE'

 

[Tea and Toast]

I know right! What's the opposite of 'BDE'

Im guessing he's got a walnut whip

 

[themuffinwoman]

Omg this guy actually makes me sick, his bio says something about “helping mums come first ” what a freak. I don’t understand how he makes a living out of being a PT because his body is meh and all he does is eat and drink beer???

 

[Clare]

He is gross!!!!! Gives me the creeps through a screen, what does Lynzzzzz see in him or his “fat loss services”???

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Omg this guy actually makes me sick, his bio says something about “helping mums come first ” what a freak. I don’t understand how he makes a living out of being a PT because his body is meh and all he does is eat and drink beer???

I cannot believe he has an extensive client base beyond Lynz. And can we talk about how bone headed it is to promote "fat loss' above errr... I don't know... getting stronger and fitter? Clown!

 

[themuffinwoman]

I cannot believe he has an extensive client base beyond Lynz. And can we talk about how bone headed it is to promote "fat loss' above errr... I don't know... getting stronger and fitter? Clown!

he seems to focus purely on the scales which is so wrong, also he continually shows his portions of food which most people who want to lose weight wouldn’t dream of having? He thinks he’s some sort of “lad” and it’s like no you’re not funny or healthy.

 

[beaniebobble]

The man's an absolute fruitcake!

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

he seems to focus purely on the scales which is so wrong, also he continually shows his portions of food which most people who want to lose weight wouldn’t dream of having? He thinks he’s some sort of “lad” and it’s like no you’re not funny or healthy.

yeah I don’t want to body shame but let’s face it if you’re working as a “fat loss” PT and walking round with a muffin top, you’re fair game.

 

[Lollipop19]

Yes love this new thread! Absolute cringe at its best. I hate the trend that personal trainers on social media feel the need to resort to swearing, lewd language and shouting at the camera. But this guy is another level. Honestly feel my vagina closing up whenever he makes reference to something sexual

 

[themuffinwoman]

One of his posts says “if you’re a mum you must do this to lose fat”. Can non-mums do that too or doesn’t it work?!

 

[Tea and Toast]

Yet more innuendos from this loser . .

He wants to come in your box . .
Your email box.

Can just imagine the flirting and giggling Lynsey does when "working out" with him . .

Just massaging his ego.
Prick

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Yet more innuendos from this loser . .

He wants to come in your box . .
Your email box.

He needs FERAPY

 

[themuffinwoman]

Client wins: “I fit into size 10 jeans”, maybe she used to be size 8 especially with his “tips”. In some of the comments he says to ignore official advice on the amount of fruit and veg you should have because it’s not realistic???

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Imagine turning up for your morning workout and being confronted with these desperados gurning for the gram!

(cancels direct debit)

 

[gotcha77]

Im so glad you've done this . .
The bloke is a knob of the 1st degree. Him and Lynsey deserve each other if I'm honest wiff you. .

Pie hole is 1 of my biggest bug bears with this prick . . .
I also guess that he gets very little "fun time" with his Mrs or he's just a typical never grown up male ( forever 12) as most things he posts have a sexual connection to them . .

Melt

Proof of his 12 year old ways . .

what a tosspot

 

[themuffinwoman]

Does he do onlyfans (ick) because I don’t understand how he has any clients

 

[themuffinwoman]

He is so disgusting- swearing and talking about sex on his professional account. I hate this guy.

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Genuine full body shudder at that “not in a good way”

soooo professional