Jake Quickenden #99 He's got 99 problems but a job isn't one!

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CrazyBaldhead

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A huge congratulations to @plonkington for our new thread title! You have won the dry chicken that was cooked whilst Zelda and DoorMatt were staying at Quickenden Towers!!

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The results of our poll are in. Nurse Ratchett will collect the crazy 5 at 7:30pm for admission into a secure unit. They obviously need help and medication! 🤪

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The last thread absolutely flew by! We had a constant avalanche of Father of the Year posts and an overdose of Gail. We had cryptic quotes relating to trees, Zelda and DoorMatt finally left and Sophie remained hidden.

We had the famous #SquidwardGate photo which became a huge investigation amongst us. Poirot had a breakdown over it and Inspector Morse is now in Rehab! 😂😂

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He filmed ITV Win in the luxurious location of Dunelm, Freddie had his 10th Birthday and Squidward's reflection was finally caught in the window!

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Masterchef was finally confirmed but we knew that weeks ago, RatBoy is starring in ElfBoy The Musical in Colchester and Squidward is taking up kickboxing. 😂😂

Mother's Day was another complete non-event for poor Squidward and she had to cook her own dinner. Gail was photographed in the bath and then on the potty.

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He has started self-taping now thinking he's going to hit the big time. 🙄

Squidward and Gail drove down to Bournemouth and went backstage with him at TFM. No doubt she had her eyes peeled for this mysterious man regarding the mysterious photo. We need this photo badly! 💯

A massive "united front" operation ensued with photos and reels that made your skin slide off with embarrassment for the pair of them. Apparently, Social Media is FAKE but not as fake as their lives are. Its honestly tragic. 😂😂

We had the worst reel known to man with RatBoy pretending to play the piano alongside Gail (who is desperate to run away to the cobbles). 😬

The nose has been spotted but we can't see it properly yet so I have Michael Jackson's verdict from beyond the grave! 👻👻 😂😂

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A full recap can be found in Wiki 10.

Keep on grinding Fakeys! 🌈

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Jake Quickenden #98 Jake Chickenden

A huge congratulations to @Lico for our new thread title! You win a barely roasted chicken that is as dry as Squidward's tuna canoe! We started the previous thread with Sicknote turning up for the last two shows at Glasgow and Squidward still in America. Ratboy started playing on his "bad...
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We're one thread away from the Big 100. Come on, let's make some noise!!!!!! 😂😂


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Possibly the most embarrassing, shittiest reel EVER known to Instagram!

 
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Turtledove58 said:
bleeping hell, does he think he’s in Baywatch? As for a recap, he’s a repugnant twit, end of story
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I get a free cut and colour with @CrazyBaldhead if he does a lovehoney ad for “intro to anal play” starter pack in the next 3 months. The Tag line will be as per this story.
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CrazyBaldhead said:
Hold on, I thought hotels had rules about hot tubs? Looks like all they did was film utter tit yesterday.

Pathetic.

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They do. I added that to the end of the last thread that this is a big no no and likely to lead to a credit card charge to clean and drain. Report him
 
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