CrazyBaldhead
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Thank you guyyys for your votes for my thread title suggestion!
The previous thread went quicker than the actual fixed fight! After all of the suspense and the Fakeys being more excited than on Christmas morning at the thought of him finally having his syrup knocked off, we were let down massively. The 'fight' if you could call it that, lasted 1 minute and 16 seconds with Paul falling to the floor. Fakey was continuously booed throughout to a point where Paul pleaded with the crowd to stop it in his speech afterwards.
Fakey went into Paul like a pissed-up crackhead in a Saturday night pub brawl. The whole night was a cringeworthy display of Fakey's ego thinking he was Scunthorpe's version of Mike Tyson. Prick.
Flapz was acting like a greasy Poundland Paris Fury, Polly Parrot was giving off Fatal Attraction vibes and none of Fakey's 'friends' were seen at all.
On Monday, Fakey was videoed slurring his words again and even got into the car with Spud and drove him to Smyth's to buy the human dustbin a Hungry Hippo game for £8.99. Pity the Police weren't around to arrest the drunken prick and throw the book at him and I'm not talking about his Gratitude Journal.
Carry on Fakeys!
A full recap can be found in the Wiki.
Previous thread:
The previous thread went quicker than the actual fixed fight! After all of the suspense and the Fakeys being more excited than on Christmas morning at the thought of him finally having his syrup knocked off, we were let down massively. The 'fight' if you could call it that, lasted 1 minute and 16 seconds with Paul falling to the floor. Fakey was continuously booed throughout to a point where Paul pleaded with the crowd to stop it in his speech afterwards.
Fakey went into Paul like a pissed-up crackhead in a Saturday night pub brawl. The whole night was a cringeworthy display of Fakey's ego thinking he was Scunthorpe's version of Mike Tyson. Prick.
Flapz was acting like a greasy Poundland Paris Fury, Polly Parrot was giving off Fatal Attraction vibes and none of Fakey's 'friends' were seen at all.
On Monday, Fakey was videoed slurring his words again and even got into the car with Spud and drove him to Smyth's to buy the human dustbin a Hungry Hippo game for £8.99. Pity the Police weren't around to arrest the drunken prick and throw the book at him and I'm not talking about his Gratitude Journal.
Carry on Fakeys!
A full recap can be found in the Wiki.
Previous thread:
Jake Quickenden #87 Zelda's selling up, Spud's had a trim. Will Sicknote make fight night & get done in?
A huge congratulations to @Sarivng2022 for our new thread title, shortened to fit! 😘 As mentioned in the title, Zelda and DoorMatt have unexpectedly put their house up for sale. Has DoorMatt got a younger model and wants to run away finally from the old witch? 👍 Spud finally got a hair cut...
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