Jake Quickenden #76 He's dressed as a mozzy & looking a twat. She's Freddy Krueger but minus the hat!

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Fakey is back to playing RaRa again at Butlin's and Krueger has gone to America!!

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Jake Quickenden #75 He's like a turd that just won't flush & as irritating as a dose of thrush!

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So Leo and Freddie have obviously been with Flappys mum since she left for America. If Zelda is now having Leo for the week, it means Fakey is not looking after his son for even one night by himself 🤯 and it’s obvious all he’s doing this week is ‘performing’ at Butlins. What a sorry excuse for a father he really is. What the duck would he do if Flappy was as incapable of single parenting as he is. I can’t comprehend how a 34 year old ‘man’ isn’t capable of looking after a 2 year old not even for one night 😡
 
Yeah, I think you're right @Robin71 I didn't watch her last 2 stories cos she's boring as duck🤣 he's posting a pre record, cos she dropped him in it saying Leo's at nursery. I'd say that was earlier this morning and he took him straight to nursery. He's such a tit dad, literally incapable of looking after his own kid for anything more than a few hours🤬 imagine if they do have another one, bleeping hell, almost feeling sorry for Flaps at this point, but not quite😆 she's made her bed and she can lie in it with sweaty, veiny, baldy bleep🤣🤣🤣
 
WTF is he talking about? There's been a bit of rain. And?

I take it he can't afford to run his RR anymore then? That syrup is just embarrassing! 😂





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Oh wow, look at how awkward and nervous Freddie looks. Poor kid. 😔

 
So Masked Singer is Tues (Bognor), Weds (Minehead) & Thurs (Skegness) this week. I doubt he’s doing every performance though. I reckon he’ll do Bognor and skip Minehead and then do Skegness. Skegness is only 1hr 30mins from Zeldas whereas it’s a 6 hour drive from Minehead to Skegness. Can’t see him doing that somehow.
So I think he’s doing 2 days ‘work’ and somehow that warrants him dumping his son until at least Friday. Then he’ll have Zelda helping him at the weekend and he’ll go home once Flappys back. How could you want be with someone that isn’t even capable of looking after the child you had together without his mummys help? What an absolute turn off 🤢
 
PrincessJeanie said:
So Masked Singer is Tues (Bognor), Weds (Minehead) & Thurs (Skegness) this week. I doubt he’s doing every performance though. I reckon he’ll do Bognor and skip Minehead and then do Skegness. Skegness is only 1hr 30mins from Zeldas whereas it’s a 6 hour drive from Minehead to Skegness. Can’t see him doing that somehow.
So I think he’s doing 2 days ‘work’ and somehow that warrants him dumping his son until at least Friday. Then he’ll have Zelda helping him at the weekend and he’ll go home once Flappys back. How could you want be with someone that isn’t even capable of looking after the child you had together without his mummys help? What an absolute turn off 🤢
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Yet, he still thinks he is in the running for any Dad of the year awards! He is so deluded and doesn’t deserve to be a Dad!
 
Imagine filming everything such as going to pick your kid up from his nans. Flappys mum not wanting to be in the story then. So maybe he knocked and told her he was filming then knocked again. What a sad fucker he is. If I was her mum I'd tell him exactly how it is. Ugly, veiny, bald, chicken dipper headed, skint as duck, lazy bleep!
 
So clearly he can’t drive his son home and look after him alone.How utterly pathetic and how flaps can stand him I’ve no idea.Such a sad excuse of a father and I agree poor Fred looked on edge that prick filming on the doorstep.Zelda pathetic to reading from her notes what a bunch of strange arse people 🙄🤣
 
Looks like i was right about that pre record he would be non stop filming if he was actually with those boys bet he hasn’t seen them since Saturday morning thing is as it’s summer holidays he could have taken the boys to Butlins with him and taken Zelda or Krueger’s mum to watch them while he performed then had some quality time with them in between but no fakey doesn’t do anything unless it’s for himself only lazy useless selfish prick
 
trine said:
Aw man, my heart! 😔 seeing Fred hover out of sight knowing that Spud is the main showpiece and he has to stand back and wait.
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Made me feel super awkward seeing Fred's in that video too. Its like he didnt know what to do. Cos he has him performing 24/7.

Wondering how he got the man united away top as it only went on sale today and that video was appearntly him getting the kids but Fred already had it on. Surely he didnt manage to blag one early!!!!!!!

Also wondering why hes keeping his butlins gig on the down low!!!! Seen videos of him on tiktok 🤣
 
Keepingupappearances said:
Made me feel super awkward seeing Fred's in that video too. Its like he didnt know what to do. Cos he has him performing 24/7.

Wondering how he got the man united away top as it only went on sale today and that video was appearntly him getting the kids but Fred already had it on. Surely he didnt manage to blag one early!!!!!!!

Also wondering why hes keeping his butlins gig on the down low!!!! Seen videos of him on tiktok 🤣
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Poor kid is always on edge around him incase he does or says the wrong thing. Hopefully he knocks him the duck out and smashes them Turkey teeth all over the floor when he's older.
 
Jane_Mcdonald said:
Yeah, I think you're right @Robin71 I didn't watch her last 2 stories cos she's boring as duck🤣 he's posting a pre record, cos she dropped him in it saying Leo's at nursery. I'd say that was earlier this morning and he took him straight to nursery. He's such a tit dad, literally incapable of looking after his own kid for anything more than a few hours🤬 imagine if they do have another one, bleeping hell, almost feeling sorry for Flaps at this point, but not quite😆 she's made her bed and she can lie in it with sweaty, veiny, baldy bleep🤣🤣🤣
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Urghh, that made me shudder. 🫣😬
 
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