Jake Quickenden #74 The kid don't speak, he's a freak and Squidward's nose is like a beak!

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Jake Quickenden #73 The wig's bad & makes us laugh. Now we all know that you pee in the bath! 🤢

Thank you all for my thread title suggestion (25 votes) after he admitted pissing in the bath after getting out of it. Filthy bastard. 🤢 Notable moments of the last thread are in Wiki 2 for reference! We are literally waiting with bated breath guysss! Has Flapz had her Squidward nose sorted...
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poor jake, them few truthful comments haver hit the baldy bastard hard, ere jake why don't you shove some gummy down your neck, remember the ones you used to advertise, saying they worked miracles, you overgrown bleeping child, buzzing that you got your kit off on lorraine, bleeping lorraine tho, you really think your some big celeb and charity worker don't you. when you are infact an unemployed loser who glues a wig to his head and sits in cold baths day in day out, speaking about relatives who have been dead over ten year and pretending that you have anxiety
 
Xxcxcc said:
poor jake, them few truthful comments haver hit the baldy bastard hard, ere jake why don't you shove some gummy down your neck, remember the ones you used to advertise, saying they worked miracles, you overgrown bleeping child, buzzing that you got your kit off on lorraine, bleeping lorraine tho, you really think your some big celeb and charity worker don't you. when you are infact an unemployed loser who glues a wig to his head and sits in cold baths day in day out, speaking about relatives who have been dead over ten year and pretending that you have anxiety
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I now have a vision of him in the hobbit loft gluing his syrup on :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: 🥕🐔
 
Wondering if he got sacked off today. Perhaps he was meant to go on Loose Women but with Fiona Phillips’ Alzheimer’s diagnosis I’m pretty sure they had someone on to talk about that so extra reason for him to sulk today especially if he is on tomorrow instead it means either travelling home or staying in London an extra day and we all know how skint he is bet he is fuming!
 
Cocobaby09 said:
I now have a vision of him in the hobbit loft gluing his syrup on :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: 🥕🐔
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imagine the smell that comes off it in that heat, also imagine a windy day and him keeping hold of his syrup so it doesn't blow off, grim
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Robin71 said:
Wondering if he got sacked off today. Perhaps he was meant to go on Loose Women but with Fiona Phillips’ Alzheimer’s diagnosis I’m pretty sure they had someone on to talk about that so extra reason for him to sulk today especially if he is on tomorrow instead it means either travelling home or staying in London an extra day and we all know how skint he is bet he is fuming!
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no idea why it have him on, have they not noticed the grief thief pattern or ar they just desperate to fill slots, roll on the full month tour, him invading peoples space, although probably not as much as he's working with all men and see know he only bullies and degrades woman, he loves making a joke at a woman expense, he actually thinks that he is funny aswell, he's the type that laughs at his own jokes whilst no fucker else does
 
Xxcxcc said:
imagine the smell that comes off it in that heat, also imagine a windy day and him keeping hold of his syrup so it doesn't blow off, grim
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no idea why it have him on, have they not noticed the grief thief pattern or ar they just desperate to fill slots, roll on the full month tour, him invading peoples space, although probably not as much as he's working with all men and see know he only bullies and degrades woman, he loves making a joke at a woman expense, he actually thinks that he is funny aswell, he's the type that laughs at his own jokes whilst no fucker else does
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I can't wait to see how the tour goes! I can imagine the men he is working along side will take no tit from him so he won't be able to have 'bants' with them.
 
StrictlyNoFakey said:
What an absolute killjoy! Just as I get a tattle account he goes AWOL! FFS
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He'll be back, he's like the turd who won't flush.....
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Xxcxcc said:
imagine the smell that comes off it in that heat, also imagine a windy day and him keeping hold of his syrup so it doesn't blow off, grim
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no idea why it have him on, have they not noticed the grief thief pattern or ar they just desperate to fill slots, roll on the full month tour, him invading peoples space, although probably not as much as he's working with all men and see know he only bullies and degrades woman, he loves making a joke at a woman expense, he actually thinks that he is funny aswell, he's the type that laughs at his own jokes whilst no fucker else does
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He's cheap and ALWAYS AVAILABLE.
I bet the presenters arses drop when they see his name on the guest list....
 
He’s definitely thrown his toys out the pram 🤭 He’ll be back saying about how he’s just trying to help people and a few nasty trolls don’t like it. He’ll definitely try and spin it to his advantage and to help his ig engagement, which as you can see is pretty bad and he’s losing followers daily 😂 Big TV appearance yesterday morning and still lost a few. I wonder when he said yesterday he had ‘work’ today maybe he just meant his training?
 

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cazellie said:
I can't wait to see how the tour goes! I can imagine the men he is working along side will take no tit from him so he won't be able to have 'bants' with them.
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He won't be able to film them in the toilets - the creep.

It would really undermine anyone's confidence in charities when you see the likes of sarcoma using him to 'raise awareness' and not listening to anything that is said about him.

Unfortunately skin cancer is very common too, so I question anyone who burns their skin like he does, being an ambassador of any cancer charity.

The bottom line is he has used the untimely and sad deaths of his father and brother at their respectively young ages, for publicity. It's actually disgusting.
 
Philimena cunk said:
He'll be back, he's like the turd who won't flush.....
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He's cheap and ALWAYS AVAILABLE.
I bet the presenters arses drop when they see his name on the guest list....
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BIB - please can this be worked into the next thread title 🤣

Lorraine seems to love him 🙄 - she is probably the only one.
He didn't reappear on Steph's Packed Lunch since all the complaints about his comments re Leo, I think.
 
Bit late to the party, however here's Fakey on one of his "work" days at Butlins Skeggy at Easter. Unfortunately I couldn't bring myself to record the "singing" as it was very painful to listen to & no one needs reminding of that 😂
 

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ChastityDingle said:
BIB - please can this be worked into the next thread title 🤣

Lorraine seems to love him 🙄 - she is probably the only one.
He didn't reappear on Steph's Packed Lunch since all the complaints about his comments re Leo, I think.
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I did snort over my cuppa with “he's like the turd who won't flush.....”
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mollyann said:
Her voice and more gifted tit👀These companies really scrapping the barrel sending matchstick woman food as she obviously eats duck all.Little dick hiding as boy he’s been manic posting for weeks.View attachment 2286682 q
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I won’t buy them again. These companies aren't doing themselves any favours. I know it’s been mentioned before but do we reckon the likes of Flappy contacts these companies literally asking for free stuff? That must be what an admin assistant was needed for 😝
 
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