Jake Quickenden #67 Nik nak shat his pants, Fakey is a bone. Bet Flapz wished she'd stayed at home

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1
plattyjoobs

plattyjoobs

VIP Member
Well done to @Sarivng2022 for an excellent thread title, you win a slightly used tooth sanitary towel bone costume.

The marathon is over but Fakey is now talking about it more now that it’s done, and has tit on a whole loads of people’s finishing times this morning. He managed to somehow exceed his fundraising target though so at least there is a positive for Sarcoma UK, although they really should be side eyed for supporting an ambassador who publicly said he hadn’t trained and barely promoted his JustGiving.
Polly Parrot is also out in force ramming ‘the most publicised talent in the media for this year’ down everyone’s throats. Nice one Pol, those 5 minutes slots on nanna TV must pay well….

Old thread here, carry on Fakeys:

Jake Quickenden #66 likes to pretend he's absolutely minted, so why is Soph selling stuff on vinted?

Well done to @Damocles for the title, you win Jake’s old wig! Five more sleeps until the marathon which Fakey has now admitted that he’s stopped training for, Sarcoma UK have really picked a top ambassador there. Full recap to follow, old thread here...
tattle.life
 
I bet Perrie going to love the fact he’s told all his followers about her going for a poo 🙄 and see he's still sharing tags from the hair and beauty awards 😴 If they think that’s handsome, they either need a guide dog or glasses 🤢 I wonder if he’s been doing more phone interviews today? We all know he’ll spin this out for weeks if he can.
Then tonight I’m a celeb starts so get ready for possible commentary, him tagging ITV, I’m a celeb insta accounts and possibly some of the contestants accounts as well 😴
 

Attachments

  • IMG_6185.jpeg
    IMG_6185.jpeg
    65.8 KB · Views: 67
PrincessJeanie said:
I bet Perrie going to love the fact he’s told all his followers about her going for a poo 🙄 and see he's still sharing tags from the hair and beauty awards 😴 If they think that’s handsome, they either need a guide dog or glasses 🤢 I wonder if he’s been doing more phone interviews today? We all know he’ll spin this out for weeks if he can.
Then tonight I’m a celeb starts so get ready for possible commentary, him tagging ITV, I’m a celeb insta accounts and possibly some of the contestants accounts as well 😴
Click to expand...
Omg has someone described him as handsome. Wtf he is bleeping horrid
 
Thatbird71 said:
Imagine sitting with your back to your child leaving him sat alone eating while you film yourself showing off your box of freebies let's hope he doesn't choke or anything eh? As for you fake shut the duck up with your look at me look at me look what i did nobody cares
Click to expand...
More skincare products 🤦🏻‍♀️ how many different products can one person use on their skin. Anyway I’ve reported her again for not marking it as ‘gifted’. The longer she stays on the non-compliant influencer list the better 👍🏻
 
Nixxs said:
I really think nanny qvc and flaps have fallen out
Click to expand...
Definitely problems there. Can’t remember the last time they were together. Zelda only comes down when Flaps isn’t about because he’s incapable of looking after his own son for more than an hour by himself but she used to visit quite often when they were all home. Obviously something has happened. Saying that it’s also blatantly clear Flaps family can’t stand him either.
 
Oy flappy, look what I spent £83 of my own money on in John Lewis today.
It works, because I stick with it, unlike you.
You'll never get a brand deal skin care because you've got no brand loyalty. You change the tit you put on your face as much as you change your knickers.
You'd be better off using tea tree and witch hazel....
IMG20230424174022.jpg
 
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top