Jake Quickenden #58 What is the Meaning of Life? Said the 'RaRa' at Butlin's who has a beard wife! 🦕

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I'm on a roll guyssss and thanks for the votes for our new thread title. I changed it to incorporate the piping hot tea we had about Fakey being a dinosaur in The Masked Singer at Butlins!






Recap to follow.

Previous thread:

Jake Quickenden #57 He's constantly dragging up the past but just how long will his fake marriage last? 🤔

Thanks so much for my thread title which at the moment is very appropriate! 😘 He's definitely come back from the 'Moneymoon' with a bang! 😂 Recap to follow and Crazy's clip collection...
tattle.life
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Original suggestion which I changed with the excitement of today!! 😅

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CrazyBaldhead said:
I'm on a roll guyssss and thanks for the votes for our new thread title. I changed it to incorporate the piping hot tea we had about Fakey being a dinosaur in The Masked Singer at Butlins!

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Recap to follow.

Previous thread:

Jake Quickenden #57 He's constantly dragging up the past but just how long will his fake marriage last? 🤔

Thanks so much for my thread title which at the moment is very appropriate! 😘 He's definitely come back from the 'Moneymoon' with a bang! 😂 Recap to follow and Crazy's clip collection...
tattle.life
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Original suggestion which I changed with the excitement of today!! 😅

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Omfg Fakey's 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have just caught up and am absolutely 💀💀💀💀 at the Butlins tit😆😆😆😆😆 just brilliant work for finding this😂😂😂😂
Acting like Billy big balls saying he's got an early start at 5am, and it's driving to Butlins for a 5 minute cameo 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
bleeping creased up at this thread🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's he gonna do when he finds out we know what his work is🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I joined the ra ra baby dino club😂😂😂😂
 
Recap:

After a brief silence on IG, Fakey was back with a bang. Yes, you've guessed it, yet another clip from his grief podcast with the disgusting and vile Cashley Cain. One of the quotes from Cain was "The most beautiful thing I have in my life is grief". Says it all really doesn't it - the sick, money-grabbing, vile heathen. 🤬

We then had a loft conversion update which was absolutely hilarious. Perfect for midgets and we all cannot wait until this cowboy-botched, little shoe box is furnished. That's if they can fit anything up there let alone have the money! 😂

Fakey then questioned "What is the Meaning of Life" and is waiting for the 'best day of his life' to yet happen. Well, most normal people consider their marriage or the birth of their children as the happiest day of their life so that perfectly sums this hole up for saying such a thing!

We then had him and Flapz sitting in bed with her eating a bagel and calling herself a 'chef' and him sniping at her calling her 'mate' again. FFS love get a bleeping grip you silly witch. She has put a block on Sky as he's been buying certain movies and it's been coming out of her own account. About the only excitement going on in that bed judging by the massive bolster between them. It was as high as a prison wall! 😂

His new 'prescription glasses' made an appearance which made him look like Penfold out of Danger Mouse and still no proper training has been done for the Marathon. All has gone quiet on the OK front so has he been dropped after the public's IG and Facebook comments? We certainly hope so!

We then had absolutely piping hot tea about him working at Butlin's as Baby Dino in The Masked Singer alongside 'Barry from Eastenders'. One of our brilliant Fakey's spotted the clips and we now have receipts on here! 'Barry' had a huge applause when unmasked but when Fakey was, nobody knew who the hell he was. You could hear a pin drop! 😅

Flapz is doing #aff links about absolutely everything, posing in underwear looking like Max Wall (insult to Max Wall) and doing TikToks about how to make Hot Chocolate. Just duck off 'mate'.

Carry on Fakeys. 👍






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CrazyBaldhead said:
Recap:

After a brief silence on IG, Fakey was back with a bang. Yes, you've guessed it, yet another clip from his grief podcast with the disgusting and vile Cashley Cain. One of the quotes from Cain was "The most beautiful thing I have in my life is grief". Says it all really doesn't it - the sick, money-grabbing, vile heathen. 🤬

We then had a loft conversion update which was absolutely hilarious. Perfect for midgets and we all cannot wait until this cowboy-botched, little shoe box is furnished. That's if they can fit anything up there let alone have the money! 😂

Fakey then questioned "What is the Meaning of Life" and is waiting for the 'best day of his life' to yet happen. Well, most normal people consider their marriage or the birth of their children as the happiest day of their life so that perfectly sums this hole up for saying such a thing!

We then had him and Flapz sitting in bed with her eating a bagel and calling herself a 'chef' and him sniping at her calling her 'mate' again. FFS love get a bleeping grip you silly witch. She has put a block on Sky as he's been buying certain movies and it's been coming out of her own account. About the only excitement going on in that bed judging by the massive bolster between them. It was as high as a prison wall! 😂

His new 'prescription glasses' made an appearance which made him look like Penfold out of Danger Mouse and still no proper training has been done for the Marathon. All has gone quiet on the OK front so has he been dropped after the public's IG and Facebook comments? We certainly hope so!

We then had absolutely piping hot tea about him working at Butlin's as Baby Dino in The Masked Singer alongside 'Barry from Eastenders'. One of our brilliant Fakey's spotted the clips and we now have receipts on here! 'Barry' had a huge applause when unmasked but when Fakey was, nobody knew who the hell he was. You could hear a pin drop! 😅

Flapz is doing #aff links about absolutely everything, posing in underwear looking like Max Wall (insult to Max Wall) and doing TikToks about how to make Hot Chocolate. Just duck off 'mate'.

Carry on Fakeys. 👍

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Best recap ever. Excellent.
 
PrincessJeanie said:
Less than 2 weeks away and still 12 tickets left 🙄 He’ll be taking out another loan at this rate to pay people to go 🤭
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Omg he must realise now he isn't popular. No one knows him at Butlins and he can't sell tickets for a. Haritu event. Wonder if his ok live goes ahead today
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To the sound of hokey cokey
Oh fakey fakey fakey
Oh fakey fakey fakey
He's bent
Can't pay the rent
RA RA RA
 
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CrazyBaldhead said:
I'm on a roll guyssss and thanks for the votes for our new thread title. I changed it to incorporate the piping hot tea we had about Fakey being a dinosaur in The Masked Singer at Butlins!

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Recap to follow.

Previous thread:

Jake Quickenden #57 He's constantly dragging up the past but just how long will his fake marriage last? 🤔

Thanks so much for my thread title which at the moment is very appropriate! 😘 He's definitely come back from the 'Moneymoon' with a bang! 😂 Recap to follow and Crazy's clip collection...
tattle.life
---
Original suggestion which I changed with the excitement of today!! 😅

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Love the title 🤣
 
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