Jake Quickenden #30 Fake is a prick only Sophie would choose, can somebody burn those rank shoes

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Thank you to @turndownforwhat for the winning thread title with 32 votes 👏🏻 Had to edit it slightly to fit in - the original is Jake Quickenden #30: Fake is a prick only Sophie would choose, can somebody please burn those rank bleeping shoes!!!

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Jake Quickenden #29 #justiceforFred

I know jakes in desperate need of a draw set found him one at camber sands 😂😂👍
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Anyone able to post a recap please 😘
 
They don’t even classnjake as a star act 😂😂
they hired him as a normal entertainer. Tragic to say the least .

would you not be mortified that your husband on your wedding night has gone to pontins to do an act not even as a special guest 😂😂 shows how irrelevant he really is . Can’t Sophie see how much a laughing stock they both are …
 
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Xxcxcc said:
Omg how embarrassing 😅😅😅 there you go jake. That's what the majority of people think. They don't even k ow who you are. You are not even z list, you are a performer at the shittest holiday park in the UK where murders have occurred, 🤣🤣🤣
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Doesn’t get any worst does it ? I mean no panto lined up . Promised soph and boys he was home for Christmas but clearly skint and had to do Cinderella at Xmas . Now pontins not even as a star guest just a “ has been “ 😂😂
 
Moomin12 said:
Have they done a magazine deal, is that why they're not posted anything?
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The fact it was only them and a couple of friends (non celeb) can’t see a mag being interested. If they had other z listers there or they were higher up the z scale themselves maybe but unless you’re a Jakey fan, why would anyone be interested in him and his fame hungry missus getting hitched in a registry office? No party, reception, nothing. They are obviously planning some big announcement for the gram but would be shocked if it is because of a mag deal. He has said countless times they weren’t prepared to sell their wedding and we know he never lies 😉
 
The audience patiently waiting for jakeys set ..
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Think it was defo today, she’s wearing her ring now. I think it may be the engagement ring but she’s not been wearing it since it was “sent to be resized” so I recon they used it today for the “real wedding” and then will use the wedding rings for Ibiza
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Her skin is awful. Looks like the dark side of the moon with all those craters ...🌓🌓🌓
 
Rosie_and_Jim said:
Imagine thinking you’re the dogs bollocks but then spending your wedding night in a disgusting hovel for a few £.

Utterly embarrassing 😂
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Can’t actually believe it 😂😂 I dont Know any man that leaves his wife on his wedding night especially for a “ gig” in pontins . That is seriously sad . Just shows this marriage is fake and all for attention . He must be really desperate to go to these lows !! #skint
 
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