Jake Quickenden #28 Dressed to impress in Ali Express. The Prickendens are just a Poundland Posh and Beck

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Congratulations to @Hayze2384 for the brilliant thread suggestion title with a whopping 46 likes 👏🏻 (More than fakey will ever get from his ‘fans’) 😂

the poll in the last thread has been decided and our collective name is now the fakeys, how apt 😉

let’s watch this tit Show of a wedding/honeymoon unravel my fellow fakeys. Enjoy the ride ✌🏻

anyone able to do a recap?

Last thread:

Jake Quickenden #27 Cancelling the kids holiday to Devon, whilst still glued to their phones 24/7

Massive well done to @Nahmate100 for the winning thread title🙌🏼❤️ I can’t really do an epic recap as I have been MIA lately🤦🏼‍♀️ but what I will say is they’re still massive cunts! Both still jobless, still beggars, still selfish and still so self absorbed that no one else figures in their life...
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I'll repost my last post because just as I pressed send the new thread started.
These pics are such a stark contrast to the current state of affairs. You can see the chemistry between them and they look genuinely happy.
How things have changed!

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Congrats @Hayze2384 for a cracking thread title and thanks to @stargirl23 for the new thread ❤️

So, poll results are in…… FAKEYS ASSEMBLE!!!!
 
bluecups said:
I'll repost my last post because just as I pressed send the new thread started.
These pics are such a stark contrast to the current state of affairs. You can see the chemistry between them and they look genuinely happy.
How things have changed!

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Congrats @Hayze2384 for a cracking thread title and thanks to @stargirl23 for the new thread ❤

So, poll results are in…… FAKEYS ASSEMBLE!!!!
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You can clearly see their happiness and romance has died. Guarantee if it weren’t for Nik Nak he’d be long gone
 
bluecups said:
I'll repost my last post because just as I pressed send the new thread started.
These pics are such a stark contrast to the current state of affairs. You can see the chemistry between them and they look genuinely happy.
How things have changed!

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Congrats @Hayze2384 for a cracking thread title and thanks to @stargirl23 for the new thread ❤

So, poll results are in…… FAKEYS ASSEMBLE!!!!
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Wow she looks so much better in those pics as well
 
stargirl23 said:
You can clearly see their happiness and romance has died. Guarantee if it weren’t for Nik Nak he’d be long gone
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If either of them could get in another relationship with somebody else that’s in the ‘public’ eye, they’d be off. It’s quite obvious her goal in life was to grab a z lister (celebs go dating) just unfortunately for her she didn’t realise just how bottom of that list he was/is. Even though he’d struggle with someone who was as ‘well known’ as him or maybe even more so, he would still love the attention of being in a proper z list couple. They’ve been in Santorini for 5 days and documentated it all over social media and still sites like the Daily Mail who stalk the Instagram accounts of any ex reality contestants going and write mundane articles on them, haven’t even bothered mentioning them. That really shows just how low down the scale they are
 
bluecups said:
I'll repost my last post because just as I pressed send the new thread started.
These pics are such a stark contrast to the current state of affairs. You can see the chemistry between them and they look genuinely happy.
How things have changed!

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Congrats @Hayze2384 for a cracking thread title and thanks to @stargirl23 for the new thread ❤

So, poll results are in…… FAKEYS ASSEMBLE!!!!
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Before all the horrid tats.
 
So now we have a reel of Leo behaving like a 'normal' baby. All of these things seem to be before he reached one. Some children do reach certain milestones but then stop, so it doesn't prove anything. And how sad when Leo is lying on Fake's chest, and he's cuddling him with one arm because he can't let go of his phone.
 
If it wasn't for Grandad matt saving the day, Leo would be just as bored with nanny QVC as he is with his actual "parents"

Can we get matt set up with a fit, successful, younger, witty, funny and charming woman... so he can leave that turkey teefed, moaning, miserable, sponging, workshy twit with a son that's an utter bellend. (Imagine her tone in bed, "no Matthew I don't like it like that!" 🤢)

also, has Nanny QVC EVER worked, ever done an actual job?? She seems to have landed pretty cushty for a bint that rides her mediocre sons coattails.
 
Twinkal86 said:
If it wasn't for Grandad matt saving the day, Leo would be just as bored with nanny QVC as he is with his actual "parents"

Can we get matt set up with a fit, successful, younger, witty, funny and charming woman... so he can leave that turkey teefed, moaning, miserable, sponging, workshy twit with a son that's an utter bellend. (Imagine her tone in bed, "no Matthew I don't like it like that!" 🤢)

also, has Nanny QVC EVER worked, ever done an actual job?? She seems to have landed pretty cushty for a bint that rides her mediocre sons coattails.
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Just imagine when Leo goes home~ she will be shattered and worn out and documenting the lot. Thank god for Matt entertaining Leo cuz Su is the same as her son filming every little thing … no interaction with Leo he ignores her totally. Matt looks a lot younger thst Su as well espesh with his new teeth- perhaps it was BOGOF 🦷 🦷
 
Think she retired early now on the books for Matt and the gormless one so maybe gets a slice of cash (tax fiddle) She’s very passive aggressive like her arse wipe son .Remember her doing a dog ad Matt did something out of line and shouted not like that stupid .She soon deleted I bet she will never have a word said against fakey as how else has she got her slice of z lister fame
 
mollyann said:
Think she retired early now on the books for Matt and the gormless one so maybe gets a slice of cash (tax fiddle) She’s very passive aggressive like her arse wipe son .Remember her doing a dog ad Matt did something out of line and shouted not like that stupid .She soon deleted I bet she will never have a word said against fakey as how else has she got her slice of z lister fame
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The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
 
mollyann said:
Think she retired early now on the books for Matt and the gormless one so maybe gets a slice of cash (tax fiddle) She’s very passive aggressive like her arse wipe son .Remember her doing a dog ad Matt did something out of line and shouted not like that stupid .She soon deleted I bet she will never have a word said against fakey as how else has she got her slice of z lister fame
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Retired early from what though, parenting?!?!

And matt I think is 13 years younger. He could defo do better even at his age!
 
Excuse me Fakeys before I come across as insane again I have to clarify that I meant boulder tits are probably 500 or 600cc’s volume but now im thinking more like 400cc (I had my done pre covid and im only slight frame and my surgeon would not do anything that would make me (or more importantly his reputation and work look shite, you cannot park a truck through mine unlike LF’s, shes needs to sort them boulders out they are bleeping ridiculous, anyone know where she got them done as she needs a refund, LF’s make QVC’s look good :oops: moving swiftly on she is unrecognisable in this picture , the chin snd jaw:eek:
 

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bluecups said:
I'll repost my last post because just as I pressed send the new thread started.
These pics are such a stark contrast to the current state of affairs. You can see the chemistry between them and they look genuinely happy.
How things have changed!

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Congrats @Hayze2384 for a cracking thread title and thanks to @stargirl23 for the new thread ❤

So, poll results are in…… FAKEYS ASSEMBLE!!!!
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He's clearly sucked the happiness out of her. She looks so much better, happier and healthier there

Twinkal86 said:
If it wasn't for Grandad matt saving the day, Leo would be just as bored with nanny QVC as he is with his actual "parents"

Can we get matt set up with a fit, successful, younger, witty, funny and charming woman... so he can leave that turkey teefed, moaning, miserable, sponging, workshy twit with a son that's an utter bellend. (Imagine her tone in bed, "no Matthew I don't like it like that!" 🤢)

also, has Nanny QVC EVER worked, ever done an actual job?? She seems to have landed pretty cushty for a bint that rides her mediocre sons coattails.
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I heard she worked at asda?
 
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