Jake Quickenden #116 Using charities for his own agenda; the soulless, minging, desperate bender 🤬

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1

CrazyBaldhead

VIP Member
Thank you so much for your votes for my new thread title! 😘

Short recap:

The desperation is off-the-scale for both Fakey and Flapz. He is still grappling for any 5 minutes TV exposure to get his ugly face on TV although nobody wants to see him at all. Flapz is blatantly begging for gifted baby accessories and it looks like no companies give a tit thankfully!

Their priorities, as usual, are totally wrong. Instead of thinking about SpudRat, the new addition to the inbred Colchester Clampets, and actually organising for him, they yet again went on another pointless holiday which again looked painfully boring. He "modelled" for Next and River Island claiming it was an "ad" when it clearly wasn't and went on a brief slot on Sunday Brunch promoting SU2C's squat challenge. So far, he seems to have forgotten about it and has obviously used it for a TV appearance. 🤬 The New York Marathon has been and gone although he was apparently doing it. More bullshit.

Flapz is putting yet more tit on Vinted and telling people to put their old crap on there to make money for yourself instead of just giving it to Charity. Vile, selfish couple of bastards. 🤬

Gail is still away with the fairies, Freddie is still looking awkward around Fakey and Sophie has the pregnancy glow of Chernobyl at night.

Fakey and Spud are currently at Zelda's. Flapz obviously didn't go as they obviously hate each other. The end is nigh for these two. Getting more and more irrelevant each day although Flapz seems to think it's some kind of flex to be buying thousands of bots. It's not working you brainless mouthbreather!

Carry on Fakeys! 🌈

Previous thread:-

 
Thank you so much for your votes for my new thread title! 😘

Short recap:

The desperation is off-the-scale for both Fakey and Flapz. He is still grappling for any 5 minutes TV exposure to get his ugly face on TV although nobody wants to see him at all. Flapz is blatantly begging for gifted baby accessories and it looks like no companies give a tit thankfully!

Their priorities, as usual, are totally wrong. Instead of thinking about SpudRat, the new addition to the inbred Colchester Clampets, and actually organising for him, they yet again went on another pointless holiday which again looked painfully boring. He "modelled" for Next and River Island claiming it was an "ad" when it clearly wasn't and went on a brief slot on Sunday Brunch promoting SU2C's squat challenge. So far, he seems to have forgotten about it and has obviously used it for a TV appearance. 🤬 The New York Marathon has been and gone although he was apparently doing it. More bullshit.

Flapz is putting yet more tit on Vinted and telling people to put their old crap on there to make money for yourself instead of just giving it to Charity. Vile, selfish couple of bastards. 🤬

Gail is still away with the fairies, Freddie is still looking awkward around Fakey and Sophie has the pregnancy glow of Chernobyl at night.

Fakey and Spud are currently at Zelda's. Flapz obviously didn't go as they obviously hate each other. The end is nigh for these two. Getting more and more irrelevant each day although Flapz seems to think it's some kind of flex to be buying thousands of bots. It's not working you brainless mouthbreather!

Carry on Fakeys! 🌈

Previous thread:-

🤣🤣🤣🤣love this thread title..absolutely brilliant @CrazyBaldhead
 
Thank you so much for your votes for my new thread title! 😘

Short recap:

The desperation is off-the-scale for both Fakey and Flapz. He is still grappling for any 5 minutes TV exposure to get his ugly face on TV although nobody wants to see him at all. Flapz is blatantly begging for gifted baby accessories and it looks like no companies give a tit thankfully!

Their priorities, as usual, are totally wrong. Instead of thinking about SpudRat, the new addition to the inbred Colchester Clampets, and actually organising for him, they yet again went on another pointless holiday which again looked painfully boring. He "modelled" for Next and River Island claiming it was an "ad" when it clearly wasn't and went on a brief slot on Sunday Brunch promoting SU2C's squat challenge. So far, he seems to have forgotten about it and has obviously used it for a TV appearance. 🤬 The New York Marathon has been and gone although he was apparently doing it. More bullshit.

Flapz is putting yet more tit on Vinted and telling people to put their old crap on there to make money for yourself instead of just giving it to Charity. Vile, selfish couple of bastards. 🤬

Gail is still away with the fairies, Freddie is still looking awkward around Fakey and Sophie has the pregnancy glow of Chernobyl at night.

Fakey and Spud are currently at Zelda's. Flapz obviously didn't go as they obviously hate each other. The end is nigh for these two. Getting more and more irrelevant each day although Flapz seems to think it's some kind of flex to be buying thousands of bots. It's not working you brainless mouthbreather!

Carry on Fakeys! 🌈

Previous thread:-

Brilliant thread title 😂 and great recap as always 😊 I particularly like ‘has the pregnancy glow of Chernobyl at night’ 😂
 
Thank you so much for your votes for my new thread title! 😘

Short recap:

The desperation is off-the-scale for both Fakey and Flapz. He is still grappling for any 5 minutes TV exposure to get his ugly face on TV although nobody wants to see him at all. Flapz is blatantly begging for gifted baby accessories and it looks like no companies give a tit thankfully!

Their priorities, as usual, are totally wrong. Instead of thinking about SpudRat, the new addition to the inbred Colchester Clampets, and actually organising for him, they yet again went on another pointless holiday which again looked painfully boring. He "modelled" for Next and River Island claiming it was an "ad" when it clearly wasn't and went on a brief slot on Sunday Brunch promoting SU2C's squat challenge. So far, he seems to have forgotten about it and has obviously used it for a TV appearance. 🤬 The New York Marathon has been and gone although he was apparently doing it. More bullshit.

Flapz is putting yet more tit on Vinted and telling people to put their old crap on there to make money for yourself instead of just giving it to Charity. Vile, selfish couple of bastards. 🤬

Gail is still away with the fairies, Freddie is still looking awkward around Fakey and Sophie has the pregnancy glow of Chernobyl at night.

Fakey and Spud are currently at Zelda's. Flapz obviously didn't go as they obviously hate each other. The end is nigh for these two. Getting more and more irrelevant each day although Flapz seems to think it's some kind of flex to be buying thousands of bots. It's not working you brainless mouthbreather!

Carry on Fakeys! 🌈

Previous thread:-

Epic recap, crazy. Love the inbred Colchester clampetts.
Will be looking for the munter bunch when I venture over into redneck country.
Won't say when I'm going, as brave old Cunty goes to ground when he knows tattlers are around....
---
With just over 14 thousand likes🤣🤣his long drive to be able to post his vile mother didn’t work👌👍Honestly I can’t get over how the pair of them film other people children while at the garden centre.So disrespectful if my child was in a clip would tell the stupid cow to delete it.😡
She probably bunged him a few quid and told him to duck off home. I know I would.
 
"....HERES THE STORY.....
OF THE CLAMPETT FAMILY;
GREEDY , STUPID & ENTITLED.........
WITH A DIM-BULB BRAT
AND A SYRUP WORN LIKE A HAT -
AS FOR FLAPZ, EVEN EYAL KNEW SHE WERENT ALL THAT........
THE QUICKENDEN BUNCH....
THE QUICKENDEN BUNCHHHH.........."

😆😆😆😆

Screenshot_20240705_204224_Gallery.jpg
 
He has started following Laura Norton who plays Kerry on Emmerdale 😂 can you imagine the inbox message? Dear Laura please can you get me the number of the show's producer i know i would be great if i got a part on Emmerdale i have already done lots of acting in Footloose, The Full Monty and even Hollyoaks i just need my big break in one of the big soaps 😂
 
He has started following Laura Norton who plays Kerry on Emmerdale 😂 can you imagine the inbox message? Dear Laura please can you get me the number of the show's producer i know i would be great if i got a part on Emmerdale i have already done lots of acting in Footloose, The Full Monty and even Hollyoaks i just need my big break in one of the big soaps 😂
Hahahahahaaaaa, bleeping hell. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆💀
 
He has started following Laura Norton who plays Kerry on Emmerdale 😂 can you imagine the inbox message? Dear Laura please can you get me the number of the show's producer i know i would be great if i got a part on Emmerdale i have already done lots of acting in Footloose, The Full Monty and even Hollyoaks i just need my big break in one of the big soaps 😂
She was probably doing the 1% club infact because his such a dikwad we should of worked out most of them before it airs 🤫
 
With just over 14 thousand likes🤣🤣his long drive to be able to post his vile mother didn’t work👌👍Honestly I can’t get over how the pair of them film other people children while at the garden centre.So disrespectful if my child was in a clip would tell the stupid cow to delete it.😡
Sam Thompson put up a post for Pete Wicks after SCD last night. It had over 60,000 likes within 30 mins of posting it and it's now on 192,000. Fakey could only dream of engagement like that 😂 Oh and Sam is now in Australia on the countdown to present an actual TV show seen by millions, whilst this year Fakey has managed to host the hair and beauty awards in Birmingham 😂
 
Excellent thread title & opener Crazy🙌 He has got a very fat arse & certainly wouldn't get a rear of the year award. So even his mum says he has to be the centre of attention & only rings when he wants something. We've been saying this all along! I wonder what she thought, if she saw it, of Flaps's suspect comment about the dad & brother??
 
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top