CrazyBaldhead
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Short recap:
The desperation is off-the-scale for both Fakey and Flapz. He is still grappling for any 5 minutes TV exposure to get his ugly face on TV although nobody wants to see him at all. Flapz is blatantly begging for gifted baby accessories and it looks like no companies give a tit thankfully!
Their priorities, as usual, are totally wrong. Instead of thinking about SpudRat, the new addition to the inbred Colchester Clampets, and actually organising for him, they yet again went on another pointless holiday which again looked painfully boring. He "modelled" for Next and River Island claiming it was an "ad" when it clearly wasn't and went on a brief slot on Sunday Brunch promoting SU2C's squat challenge. So far, he seems to have forgotten about it and has obviously used it for a TV appearance. The New York Marathon has been and gone although he was apparently doing it. More bullshit.
Flapz is putting yet more tit on Vinted and telling people to put their old crap on there to make money for yourself instead of just giving it to Charity. Vile, selfish couple of bastards.
Gail is still away with the fairies, Freddie is still looking awkward around Fakey and Sophie has the pregnancy glow of Chernobyl at night.
Fakey and Spud are currently at Zelda's. Flapz obviously didn't go as they obviously hate each other. The end is nigh for these two. Getting more and more irrelevant each day although Flapz seems to think it's some kind of flex to be buying thousands of bots. It's not working you brainless mouthbreather!
Carry on Fakeys!
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Short recap:
The desperation is off-the-scale for both Fakey and Flapz. He is still grappling for any 5 minutes TV exposure to get his ugly face on TV although nobody wants to see him at all. Flapz is blatantly begging for gifted baby accessories and it looks like no companies give a tit thankfully!
Their priorities, as usual, are totally wrong. Instead of thinking about SpudRat, the new addition to the inbred Colchester Clampets, and actually organising for him, they yet again went on another pointless holiday which again looked painfully boring. He "modelled" for Next and River Island claiming it was an "ad" when it clearly wasn't and went on a brief slot on Sunday Brunch promoting SU2C's squat challenge. So far, he seems to have forgotten about it and has obviously used it for a TV appearance. The New York Marathon has been and gone although he was apparently doing it. More bullshit.
Flapz is putting yet more tit on Vinted and telling people to put their old crap on there to make money for yourself instead of just giving it to Charity. Vile, selfish couple of bastards.
Gail is still away with the fairies, Freddie is still looking awkward around Fakey and Sophie has the pregnancy glow of Chernobyl at night.
Fakey and Spud are currently at Zelda's. Flapz obviously didn't go as they obviously hate each other. The end is nigh for these two. Getting more and more irrelevant each day although Flapz seems to think it's some kind of flex to be buying thousands of bots. It's not working you brainless mouthbreather!
Carry on Fakeys!
Previous thread:-
Jake Quickenden #115 Fakey the rancid bloodsucker of both death and charities
Title by @ShowMeThe Money nominated by Bluecaps Shoutout to @Justdee for this very apt suggestion And the grief drones on,and on. As sophs pregnancy enters month 2076 RECAP - I probably should put this behind a spoiler in case people don't know- Flaps is Pregnant Fakey is still...
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