Jake Quickenden #109 Up the duff with this absolute waster but it's all the work of a turkey baster 🌈

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1
Shesaidwhat?

Shesaidwhat?

VIP Member
Congratulations to @CrazyBaldhead for the new thread title
She's up the duff with this absolute waster but it's all the work of a turkey baster! 🌈
Had to be edited slightly to fit
Carrying on from

Jake Quickenden #108 They're pretending she's up the duff but we all know he's not into the muff! 🌈

A huge congratulations to our lovely @Vanilla Ice for our new thread title. 😘 Short recap because it's been so embarrassing. He did an abseil for Sarcoma UK and made it all about himself. In fact, the other abseilers were completely forgotten about. He literally jumped on this event for...
tattle.life
Mini recap to tide us other until Crazy returns
Flaps & Fakey try desperately to cling on to their Z list lifestyle by announcing Flaps is pregnant. Unfortunately for them, Margot Robbie & Jack Grealish and Sasha also chose the same day to reveal the same quickly eclipsing Flaps & Fakey’s news.
 
Last edited:
She looks miserable. Like dead behind the eyes miserable. I suspect the baby is a boy. She’s stuck with this wet wipe and life is just a load of shite. I’d be so embarrassed if neither of us had a job and we had another mouth to feed.

I’ve got PMT rage and I want to ripe that ridiculous little earring from the ear of that greasy little ick.
 
A little ode to keep us tattlers smiling and what a great thread title 🤣



Another jolly without them poor kids
No flash restaurants as they all cost quids
Everything cultural your giving it a miss
You are only happy when taking the piss
Walking unclothed to everyone’s despair
Don’t get me going with that so called hair
Ambling along with no friends in tow
Hand in hand with a wife that is so slow
Showing a bump that’s suddenly appeared
Another rude bleeping potato do we all fear
Her being so ill your only pregnant my dear
Maybe for a while you will stay off the gear
Everything about the baby news was so fake
Even down to the uneaten revealing cake
Crinkly Chip is cooking in her skinny oven
The other brat is with the witches coven
Golden child manners are really quite bad
Him being an hole just like his dad
Poor doormat right now looks really sad
Living with that lot they all seem quite mad
Seems most days being daddy is just a fad
When the freebie’s stop we will be quite glad
I love these people who constantly say
We love our kids but - yet prefer being away
All this look at me will end one day soon
And they will have nothing only this loon
So carry on with your pretend flash life
3 - kids and 2 - cats and a dim bulb wife
Our popcorn is ready we are happy to wait
And still you have no one to actually call your mate !!

Sad to think Fakey that you are more popular here on Tattle than anywhere else 🤣🤣
 
Was just looking at his grid and noticed how many times Flappy has featured in the last 12 posts, compared to the previous 24 posts before that, and she only featured at all then, cos he was using her for pathetic challenge reels. How anybody falls for this sudden lovey dovey couple tit is beyond me. It is so clear there is no physical attraction between them. He grimaces whenever he fake kisses her and she just looks bleeping miserable all the time.
Funny how she’s now pregnant, she’s being used as his content maker rather than Spud 💁🏻‍♀️
 

Attachments

  • IMG_1968.jpeg
    IMG_1968.jpeg
    81 KB · Views: 10
  • IMG_1969.jpeg
    IMG_1969.jpeg
    84.6 KB · Views: 8
  • IMG_1970.jpeg
    IMG_1970.jpeg
    81.6 KB · Views: 10
Turmeric123 said:
I'm kinda disappointed you didn't capture the over exaggerated arm/hand movements they really show how natural he is as well as a fabulous actor - they adapt to any itv win comp 🤣🤣🤣
Click to expand...
Just for you 😂😂😂 the arms are the only part of him, barring his mouth, he ever overworks 😉
 

Attachments

  • mollygram.com_InstagramStory_jakequickenden_3413571825003899276.mp4
    4.7 MB
  • mollygram.com_InstagramStory_jakequickenden_3413571987675743547.mp4
    7.8 MB
  • mollygram.com_InstagramStory_jakequickenden_3413572112825281821.mp4
    2.9 MB
  • mollygram.com_InstagramStory_jakequickenden_3413572298020647102.mp4
    3.1 MB
  • mollygram.com_InstagramStory_jakequickenden_3413572675835059983.mp4
    3.1 MB
Thanks for the thread votes guys. Yesterday was manic ffs.

The results of the last thread vote!

Screenshot_20240717-044835~2.png

---
So, the Grief Thief forgot to post about Oliver's anniversary yesterday? Well, that says it all.

Screenshot_20240717-052731~2.png

---
Yesterday's clips. So fake it made my stomach churn. 🤢 I'm already sick to death of this bleeping pregnancy tit. 😴😴

download (1).jpeg
download (2).jpeg



download (3).jpeg



download (5).jpeg
download (6).jpeg


 
Last edited:
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top