Jake Quickenden #104 Fakey, Flaps, a brand new cat and Fakey's still begging off DoorMatt.

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1

CrazyBaldhead

VIP Member
A huge congratulations to @Turmeric123 for our new thread title! 🍾🥂

In the previous thread we were introduced to Boo, the new cat and Flaps is treating it like a substitute baby. Meanwhile, Fakey ran down to mummy and DoorMatt on the beg again.

Bambi and Boils finally went tits up (no surprise there) and she is having a closing down sale for the rest of her Ali Express tit.

We saw Gail kick him in the face repeatedly which was horrific and quite enjoyable at the same time!









Fakey had one day at work for ITV Win because no other fucker wanted it! 😂 Then he went racing with his little boyfriend Chris with only £25.

Flaps' lip flip looks ridiculous, as does her whole face and both are completely desperate, annoying and gormless.

The results of the poll are below!

Screenshot_20240510-141459~2.png




Keep on grinding Fakeys! 🌈

Previous thread:-

 
A huge congratulations to @Turmeric123 for our new thread title! 🍾🥂

In the previous thread we were introduced to Boo, the new cat and Flaps is treating it like a substitute baby. Meanwhile, Fakey ran down to mummy and DoorMatt on the beg again.

Bambi and Boils finally went tits up (no surprise there) and she is having a closing down sale for the rest of her Ali Express tit.

We saw Gail kick him in the face repeatedly which was horrific and quite enjoyable at the same time!

View attachment 2926883 q







Fakey had one day at work for ITV Win because no other fucker wanted it! 😂 Then he went racing with his little boyfriend Chris with only £25.

Flaps' lip flip looks ridiculous, as does her whole face and both are completely desperate, annoying and gormless.

The results of the poll are below!

View attachment 2926880 q



Keep on grinding Fakeys! 🌈

Previous thread:-

Haha the results of the poll say it all
 
Did the hole compare Alice to the character who plays Martha😡His awful personality makes me sick.Sat trying to get noticed looking like bleeping Tom jones with his shirt undone and cheap arse jewellery🤢🤢Out on another jolly his wife is a complete idiot putting up with his tit.
 
Is he actually that thick or does he just act it? So the beard says now you're at home more you need to help with the housework and kids his response? I tidied the other day and when do I ever go out? Firstly he must know there's a bit more to running a household especially with kids than just a tidy secondly when do I go out when is he at bleeping home? Just hours after saying that he is out again! This is where all his followers are going more and more people can see him for the selfish prick he is someone needs to keep track of how often he's been at home since they got back from holiday. Family man bleeping moron more like
 
Out again in London for a Full Monty cast reunion and only three turned up! Nice of him to compare Alice to the character Martha in Baby Reindeer. 🤬

Has he been electrocuted today as his syrup is looking beyond ridiculous.





 
Did the hole compare Alice to the character who plays Martha😡His awful personality makes me sick.Sat trying to get noticed looking like bleeping Tom jones with his shirt undone and cheap arse jewellery🤢🤢Out on another jolly his wife is a complete idiot putting up with his tit.
It’s the fact he said to her that yesterday was ‘work’. How was that work unless he’s got another ad coming up with CH to show us. OL haven’t mentioned the day out on their grid. Then again they’ve only just announced he’s ‘supporting’ Soccer Aid this week, when it was announced weeks ago. Never know such a self proclaimed family man, spend as much time away from them as he possibly can.
 
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top