Jake Quickenden #101 Flakey Fakey's still workshy, he kissed the boys & made Flapz cry!

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Congratulations to @bluecups for our new thread title! You win Flapz's dirty old white trainers that she's selling for a tenner!

After celebrating our 100th thread with our favourite moments, it was business as usual! There were yet more dance reels, the brother got dug up yet again and Flapz finally showed her face! Her nose resembled a ski slope and we have acquired a new nickname: The Child Catcher! 😂

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Fakey wished everybody a GAPPY EASYER, whatever that means! 🤡 They were constantly trying to convince everybody that their 'relationship' is perfect and they even did a reel at The Marquis Pub. Somebody called them out that it was FORCED and Fakey called them a weirdo. How ironic coming from him! We all know they have as much chemistry between them resembling a bucket of cold sick but this photo took the piss! 😂

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We had more discussions about this backstage photo and we unearthed some photos that proved he has indeed enjoyed a few kisses with other men in the past and seemed to like it! 🌈

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The ITV Win from a dodgy Dunelm aired this week with his flappy hands nearly knocking his syrup off and he's currently sharing a room with Danny Hatchard.

Not long now until unemployment strikes again!

Keep on grinding! 🌈

Previous thread:-

Jake Quickenden #100 1 Million Followers, 100 Threads, 1% Engagement & 0% Likeability!

A huge congratulations to @JazzFan , @Cleopops and @Hayze2384 who all contributed to our new 100th thread title! This is indeed a momentous day for the Fakeys as we have reached our 100th thread! 🥂🍾🥂 We started the last thread still in Bournemouth where we saw a blurry Michael Jackson...
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Post about the brotherly love. 7 hours ago, about 6000 likes and 30 comments, half of which are bots (remember and report them so they get removed and his numbers drop) 😉
He must die a little inside each time considering he has over a million ‘followers’. A normal person would realise they must be so unpopular and boorrrrrriiiinnnggg to get so little response to his 70 billion posts per day. Just baffles me how he can be so deluded. Hideous creature.
 
Why is the Child Catcher asking for places to bring the boys??? Perhaps use google you beggy woman, you scrounged enough money off Zelda to to pay for that ridiculous crappy crappy bang bang child catcher snout to stay with her homosexual son so use youre own money (or Freddie’s Dad’s money) to bring youre children somewhere other than jimmys zoo! Anyone else thinking this upcoming holiday is a couples only ‘make or break holiday’ courtesy of Zelda of course and Zelda will mind Maris and Freddie is in school and lives with his Dad anyway 🤔 it seems Zelda will do/pay for anything for the Child Catcher to stay with her Fakey and not reveal his true identity but let’s be honest thats kinda obvious and her reaction to Mya’s ☕️ basically ‘cemented’ there was truth to Mya tea! And were not buying this untied front stunt or this fannying around with Danny all of a sudden to deflect in a weird reverse psychology way?? Polly is as tit a publicist as fakey is at practically everything! nice recap as usual @CrazyBaldhead and great title and even better new nickname for flapz as the ‘Child Catcher’ @bluecups 😂 anyway lets see what bore fest they have lined up for us this weekend….
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
Congratulations to @bluecups for our new thread title! You win Flapz's dirty old white trainers that she's selling for a tenner!

After celebrating our 100th thread with our favourite moments, it was business as usual! There were yet more dance reels, the brother got dug up yet again and Flapz finally showed her face! Her nose resembled a ski slope and we have acquired a new nickname: The Child Catcher! 😂

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Fakey wished everybody a GAPPY EASYER, whatever that means! 🤡 They were constantly trying to convince everybody that their 'relationship' is perfect and they even did a reel at The Marquis Pub. Somebody called them out that it was FORCED and Fakey called them a weirdo. How ironic coming from him! We all know they have as much chemistry between them resembling a bucket of cold sick but this photo took the piss! 😂

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We had more discussions about this backstage photo and we unearthed some photos that proved he has indeed enjoyed a few kisses with other men in the past and seemed to like it! 🌈

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The ITV Win from a dodgy Dunelm aired this week with his flappy hands nearly knocking his syrup off and he's currently sharing a room with Danny Hatchard.

Not long now until unemployment strikes again!

Keep on grinding! 🌈

Previous thread:-

Jake Quickenden #100 1 Million Followers, 100 Threads, 1% Engagement & 0% Likeability!

A huge congratulations to @JazzFan , @Cleopops and @Hayze2384 who all contributed to our new 100th thread title! This is indeed a momentous day for the Fakeys as we have reached our 100th thread! 🥂🍾🥂 We started the last thread still in Bournemouth where we saw a blurry Michael Jackson...
tattle.life
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Brilliant thread title @bluecups 👏, excellent recap as always Queen Crazy 👌 and @Katewinsletsknee I hope you're okay, sending love and hugs your way ❤️
 
trine said:
Post about the brotherly love. 7 hours ago, about 6000 likes and 30 comments, half of which are bots (remember and report them so they get removed and his numbers drop) 😉
He must die a little inside each time considering he has over a million ‘followers’. A normal person would realise they must be so unpopular and boorrrrrriiiinnnggg to get so little response to his 70 billion posts per day. Just baffles me how he can be so deluded. Hideous creature.
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The likes have dropped I see. I’ve reported about 5 accounts but do wonder if Instagram actually do anything.

I seriously can’t get the child catcher from Chitty out my head every time I see Flaps haha 😜 Do people not see through the fact she’s on the beg?!
 
Does this fucker not get sick.of deleting posts nobody likes and resharing as if new. Nobody wants to see Maris or read your BS story. I'd rather hear about your reasons for remaining in Xfactor instead of being with your dying brother 🤬

Anyway flaps when you are finished catching kids any chance you'd be a doll and pop up the jeans reel 🤣
 
Jessica_Rabbit said:
Why is the Child Catcher asking for places to bring the boys??? Perhaps use google you beggy woman, you scrounged enough money off Zelda to to pay for that ridiculous crappy crappy bang bang child catcher snout to stay with her homosexual son so use youre own money (or Freddie’s Dad’s money) to bring youre children somewhere other than jimmys zoo! Anyone else thinking this upcoming holiday is a couples only ‘make or break holiday’ courtesy of Zelda of course and Zelda will mind Maris and Freddie is in school and lives with his Dad anyway 🤔 it seems Zelda will do/pay for anything for the Child Catcher to stay with her Fakey and not reveal his true identity but let’s be honest thats kinda obvious and her reaction to Mya’s ☕ basically ‘cemented’ there was truth to Mya tea! And were not buying this untied front stunt or this fannying around with Danny all of a sudden to deflect in a weird reverse psychology way?? Polly is as tit a publicist as fakey is at practically everything! nice recap as usual @CrazyBaldhead and great title and even better new nickname for flapz as the ‘Child Catcher’ @bluecups 😂 anyway lets see what bore fest they have lined up for us this weekend….
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BIB - if what us Fakey’s think in that Freddie is living with his Dad and is there more, the child catcher will have to pay Freddie’s fit Dad maintenance 😂
 
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Of course sharing Leo on his stories as with just over 4000 likes his posts are being ignored.So boring is this twit and his downtrodden wife that I see this year as the downfall of the prickendens.Zelda still doing her soap scoops and cleaning non stop while having digs at Matt.I bet she’s a nightmare to live with like her son.
 
MrsLonely said:
He annoys me so much when he deletes his old post and reposts it again like we don't notice. So annoying!! Lol I'm easily annoyed today lol
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It’s the fact he’s said on so many different occasions that engagement on Instagram doesn’t bother him because it’s all ‘fake’ but then precedes to prove like everything else that comes out of his mouth, that he’s talking bullshit.
 
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