Jake Quickenden #100 1 Million Followers, 100 Threads, 1% Engagement & 0% Likeability!

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A huge congratulations to @JazzFan , @Cleopops and @Hayze2384 who all contributed to our new 100th thread title!

This is indeed a momentous day for the Fakeys as we have reached our 100th thread! 🥂🍾🥂

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We started the last thread still in Bournemouth where we saw a blurry Michael Jackson lookalike sitting in a hot tub. We are still yet to see Squidward on camera as she is still hiding but is OK to go out in public. 🤔

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We've had reels upon reels of utter shite, endless begging, attention-seeking and he's even mentioned his "Tinnitus" again! 🙄 We've had an advert for family holidays, although he hates going on them, filming himself when he appeared for two seconds on TV, a tent in the living room for content and filming Gail endlessly. 😴 PopEye Dan even took some new headshots that are perfect for this year's Halloween to stick on your front door and scare the kids away! 🤢

He's finally at an all-time new low by bringing out an ADHD diagnosis. He seems to be suffering from memory loss though as he was "diagnosed" back in February 2018 with THREE articles being written! 🤬

We even saw Squidward's vile trotters again!

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A full recap can be found in Wiki 10/11.

Keep on grinding Fakeys! 🌈

Previous thread:-

Jake Quickenden #99 He's got 99 problems but a job isn't one!

A huge congratulations to @plonkington for our new thread title! You have won the dry chicken that was cooked whilst Zelda and DoorMatt were staying at Quickenden Towers!! The results of our poll are in. Nurse Ratchett will collect the crazy 5 at 7:30pm for admission into a secure unit...
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Congrats to our thread title winners and thanks as always @CrazyBaldhead for the new thread and fantastic recap ❤️
It’s amazing that so many z listers better known than him (not difficult I know) have threads on here but nowhere near the amount that he’s got. I mean he’s even got more than the likes of Skanky Solomon which is pretty amazing with all the shady stuff she does. I bet he’s gutted deep down that he can’t even brag about it because he doesn’t want people coming on here and reading the truth about him 😂
 
Turmeric123 said:
The physio calling him out on his fake injury is one of my all time favs 🤣
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PrincessJeanie said:
For me, when Pete pushed him in the mud or when he fucked up on Ninja Warrior 😂
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ShowMeThe Money said:
Excellent & worthy title for thread 💯 And the usual fantastic opener from Crazy🙌

Not sure if it was a reel or photo but Fakey looking angry at being late for the gym & NikNak left crawling in the gravel.
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Philimena cunk said:
Ooh ...so much cuntage to choose from, but my personal favourites are getting ripped to shreds on the OK live, make some noise, and the epic, it's all inclusive mate, you've got to get your money's worth...
In the scheme of things, fake prickenden is the biggest bleep on earth.....
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mollyann said:
There really is some sad twats on Twitter😳No show from the pair of idiots and Zelda moaning her husband took her to the pictures and she nodded of😳She is so like her hole of a son and can see where he gets his lousy attitude from.
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If this idiot was such a fan of Fakey, she would know the sensitive soul came off Twitter ages ago. Another ‘fan’ that sounds suspiciously like him. Why would anyone suddenly tweet about him getting criticism when stories on him are non existent at the moment? As for him being so successful and all his shows are hits 😂😂😂

She’s also put this 🤦🏻‍♀️😂
 

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mollyann said:
There really is some sad twats on Twitter😳No show from the pair of idiots and Zelda moaning her husband took her to the pictures and she nodded of😳She is so like her hole of a son and can see where he gets his lousy attitude from.
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Oh shut it Whitney, you utter twit. 🤡
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They're far too quiet for my liking. Is this all we're gonna get today?

 
Philimena cunk said:
Ooh ...so much cuntage to choose from, but my personal favourites are getting ripped to shreds on the OK live, make some noise, and the epic, it's all inclusive mate, you've got to get your money's worth...
In the scheme of things, fake prickenden is the biggest bleep on earth.....
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Hahahahahaaaaa

*** angry boat-race *** " YOUVE GOT TO GET YOUR MONEYS WORTH, MATE..."

😆😆😆😆😆😆💀
 
When his mask slips he is actually quite uncomfortable to watch, I've always got abusive vibes from him. His mask only ever slips around women though.... funny that.
Which leads me to my favourite fakey moment... when some fella called him out on social media for being desperate or whatever, and instead of fakey clapping back like he would with Sophie, he cried troll and tagged the fellas father in law 🤣🤣🤣
 

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