Jack Monroe #597 Ghoul, Interrupted

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Thread title by @TrolleyParton, nominated by @Elsie Ben Felyn. You each win a fire blanket and bottle of holy water in case guest should ever darken your door.

Recap: Well this is her latest

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Which she says is being published in a couple of months. Pity it wasn't several months ago when Labour could have actually used it. She's also now trying to get attention from Reece Dinsdale.

Prior to that, she was quiet for a little while, but did resurface long enough to let us know the NHS says she's got a SEVERE mental illness. Briefly entering a spiral of ghoulish glee over the alleged details of her mental health, and outright lies about how she's best friends with her many therapists. Now that the guest cloud is darkening the blue sky again, will we be busy today? Strap in, ninnies!

We reminisced about the time guest stuck a pan of cold Mel Donte out the window and then claimed that the pan caught fire and she had to stick it out of the window to prevent the bungamansion burning down. It'd be funny if there weren't a risk of a well-meaning neckbeard or rage nan thinking this would actually be safe to do.

Wiki up on the pink button!
 
There must’ve been someone asking her occasionally if she was nearly finished now and if she was sure she hadn’t taken on too much, hence the “I love spreadsheets, me! I do them for fun!” nonsense imho. I can absolutely believe she was meant to turn it in mid-June.
 
I’ve read and re read that pile of whiffle five times now and I’m still none the wiser about what it actually is.

What is she forecasting?

For all we know it’s a cut out and keep guide to all the places she’s thrown imaginary objects at peoples heads, or the places she’s fallen over and broken eleventy million crumbly bones.

read at face value - “population forecasting street by street” - is she the ONS now?
 
My second thread title, wow, I officially have more gongs than Big Chocco!

Savethesauce said:
Assuming this spreadsheet malarkey is even true, who would all this meaningless data be for? The local Labour party at best. Did they even ask for it? Doubtful so long after the election. It's all quite sad really
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Yeah, it seems to have taken her since roughly the time of the election, if we assume she's worked the equivalent of a full-time job on it. Which is generous, I know. What's the betting she told the local Labour party that she could knock up some voter prediction figures 'over the weekend' and they've just agreed to it to get her out of their hair while they were actually busy?
 
Savethesauce said:
Assuming this spreadsheet malarkey is even true, who would all this meaningless data be for? The local Labour party at best. Did they even ask for it? Doubtful so long after the election. It's all quite sad really
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She very obviously speaks so much slop I'd check my birth certificate if she told me my name. Never mind the fact that anyone and I mean anyone would be better placed to do it, if IF this was something someone actually needs.

Shame she couldn't finish any of her own vanity boast ideas.
 
witchofwestbyfleet said:
Thread title by @TrolleyParton, nominated by @Elsie Ben Felyn. You each win a fire blanket and bottle of holy water in case guest should ever darken your door.

Recap: Well this is her latest

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Which she says is being published in a couple of months. Pity it wasn't several months ago when Labour could have actually used it. She's also now trying to get attention from Reece Dinsdale.

Prior to that, she was quiet for a little while, but did resurface long enough to let us know the NHS says she's got a SEVERE mental illness. Briefly entering a spiral of ghoulish glee over the alleged details of her mental health, and outright lies about how she's best friends with her many therapists. Now that the guest cloud is darkening the blue sky again, will we be busy today? Strap in, ninnies!

We reminisced about the time guest stuck a pan of cold Mel Donte out the window and then claimed that the pan caught fire and she had to stick it out of the window to prevent the bungamansion burning down. It'd be funny if there weren't a risk of a well-meaning neckbeard or rage nan thinking this would actually be safe to do.

Wiki up on the pink button!
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It’s Tuesday
 
Carefree said:
Cinnamon palmiers from M&S. They're beautifulllll 😍

And edible. Very important factor in the whole food idea 😂
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Gingerbread custard creams from Sainsbury’s mate, although there’s a shortage at my local 😂 just a giant empty space on the shelf next to the untouched banoffee custard creams sat there thinking about what they did.

I’d like to think she was talking about (and being politely ignored) doing this ‘project’ and turned up four months later with a big pile of dirty crumpled papers tied with twine like
“TAR DAAAAAAR!”
“Oh… Jack… you still work here?!”
 
Hold my beans said:
Can we add 'this' to the coming soon list please @kachoochoo

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Why? Who wants or wanted this? What’s it for? Did she get paid for it?
I have a feeling it’s going to be less an analysis and more a pointless exercise in data entry. What I do know is if it does get published somewhere that’s accessible the canal will be all over it like inexplicable egg on fish slop.
 
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