Jack Monroe #587 Reverse Anna Delvey

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Thread title by @RandomFishOils, nominated by @Emmapism.

She’s a reverse Anna Delvey. Anna Delvey was poor but ripping off people to appear rich; Jack Monroe is rich but ripping people off to appear poor.

You each win a month's Netflix subscription to watch that glossy documentary about Anna Delvey, which will inevitably be more entertaining than watching guest do anything.

Recap: Guest still quiet but she's lurking. When the Guardian posted about "cheapflation" there was a soft, gentle, behind the scenes fall of snow in Southend and she returned to Twitter for a late night rant about how SHE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG, only to hastily delete it by morning. Meanwhile there are murmurings that Markmate's been a very naughty boy and told some lies, frauen und herren suggested he go to guest for some help with his future porkies? A squig was so unhinged they turned Content into a jigsaw, so it seems she has a flying monkey or two still flapping about. Mitherings on the past included the Satanic Easter cake; DKL; guest's past lies about her housing and feeling entitled to own a home; and FORENSIC assessments of food inflation.

But then we ended with a cliffhanger! @Ralphiegirl has spotted guest in Central London ...

 

[SendReceive]

@Ralphiegirl sleeves up, I assume?

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Guest spotted in central London? Impossible! She cannot afford the train fare and her budget will only stretch to visiting Dublin for £5.

 

[Phillipa78]

Guest spotted in central London? Impossible! She cannot afford the train fare and her budget will only stretch to visiting Dublin for £5.

She must have borrowed Big Choccy Delight's embarrassing trousers and thumbed a lift there!
She was stocking up on jellied eels.

 

[MurielSnark]

Thread title by @RandomFishOils, nominated by @Emmapism.



You each win a month's Netflix subscription to watch that glossy documentary about Anna Delvey, which will inevitably be more entertaining than watching guest do anything.

Recap: Guest still quiet but she's lurking. When the Guardian posted about "cheapflation" there was a soft, gentle, behind the scenes fall of snow in Southend and she returned to Twitter for a late night rant about how SHE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG, only to hastily delete it by morning. Meanwhile there are murmurings that Markmate's been a very naughty boy and told some lies, frauen und herren suggested he go to guest for some help with his future porkies? A squig was so unhinged they turned Content into a jigsaw, so it seems she has a flying monkey or two still flapping about. Mitherings on the past included the Satanic Easter cake; DKL; guest's past lies about her housing and feeling entitled to own a home; and FORENSIC assessments of food inflation.

But then we ended with a cliffhanger! @Ralphiegirl has spotted guest in Central London ...

Great thread title!

 

[Potatoes O’Houlihan]

Wait a minute, I thought Mark Pal had moved to 1 Israel Street, Israel and that’s maybe why guest couldn’t Sue Lee et al
If he’s back in the UK now, does it mean that Sue Lee could be on ?!

edit just for the record: Miriam Margolyes is a horrible auld clarty bastart and James O’Brien is the very worst tosspot

 

[Hollaaa]

She must have borrowed Big Choccy Delight's embarrassing trousers and thumbed a lift there!
She was stocking up on jellied eels.

Sorry to mention the C word on the first page of a shiny new thread, but it's a sure sign that Xmas isn't too far away.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

The more I hear about Mark pal, the less surprised I am that guest worked with him.

 

[rage naan]

Big Choccy Delight

I forgot, I made a very slightly better version of this, because it makes me laugh like a googly eyed rock

 

[FrumpyCat]

@Ralphiegirl sleeves up, I assume?

Are you sure it wasn't Natalie Portman? I hear they look alike.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Are you sure it wasn't Natalie Portman? I hear they look alike.

With or without their sleeves rolled up?

 

[Carefree]

Maybe guest is doing some reconnaissance and will be bringing out an abhorrent variation of curry goat? Because it's carnival starting this week, as seen by the huge exodus of trustafarians who've left the area.

 

[MistyWindows]

I need to know about guest in London, has she found a new wallet to shag?

 

[YerDa]

Just agog to know which corporate’s failed to do due diligence and hired her as a spokesperson

 

[Grifty Mc]

Just agog to know which corporate’s failed to do due diligence and hired her as a spokesperson

I really hope it is my old workplace as they deserve her!

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I'm still trundling through the memes threads and that one about the second wedding that made Jack laugh so much was posted in thread 35.. September 2023...

Hiya Jack!

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Noooo! Someone’s only gone and written to Miss Manners about Jack!

Spoiler: Here’s today’s column

Vigorous Application.

Spoiler: Further Mither:

Unless Spaniel Friend’s gone rogue again, it’s pretty safe to conclude from the underlined that it cannot possibly be about ~our~ guest.

mind you, (*taps sign, checks notes*) she does indeed “seem to consider herself very well-mannered”.

I'm Going On A Job Hunt

I'm going on a job hunt, I'm going on a job hunt, I'm not scared, i'm not scared... So, for what feels like the millionth time since I left the Fire Service, I'm trawling the Internet and the High ...

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And as always, ❤to sister of Bolorneaise @CabalofBolorneaise for screenshatting the entire Grifty Kitchen shitshow.

Jack Monroe #448 The first ebook to be pulped in history

Thanks to @Geetbo for the thread title, nominated by @heretoreaditall2019. You both win a book of your choice from Jack’s 2022 reading list. Jack had a lovely relaxing new year with a hundred sausage rolls and a party of people who definitely weren’t imaginary. Grifty Kitchen is IN THE SHOPS...

tattle.life

and to @Marmalade Atkins for Jackie Sloppins.

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Having now read that Miss Manners column, I wish to rescind the statement that it’s not about Jack.

Spoiler

Do we think Stevie Yale wrote the Miss Manners letter?!

to @rage naan for Stevie Yale, who evidently has no wish to be renewed and relaxed by mouldy orange peels from a rusty tin blended up with Saxa table salt and garden ephemera while guest scampers about sullying the hand towels at Chateau Yale.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Wait a minute, I thought Mark Pal had moved to 1 Israel Street, Israel and that’s maybe why guest couldn’t Sue Lee et al
If he’s back in the UK now, does it mean that Sue Lee could be on ?!

I heard the man leaving the theatre at Reginald DH thing was disabled. This now makes perfect sense as didn't Mark mate walk with a stick at the Hopkins trial? Utterly coincidentally at the same time guest needed her stick
Whatever did happen to that?

 

[I'm not actually here]

Guest spotted in central London? Impossible! She cannot afford the train fare and her budget will only stretch to visiting Dublin for £5.

Grunking. 3 posts in and I am doubled up with laughter. Guest, stay home!!!! Venturing out may do us me in.

Fk moving house (sorry guest, but some of us can actually achieve such grandiose plans!), I wanna stay on the thread all day.

Power to the canal.

(I shall renounce all other threads immediately. Honest)

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I heard the man leaving the theatre at Reginald DH thing was disabled. This now makes perfect sense as didn't Mark mate walk with a stick at the Hopkins trial? Utterly coincidentally at the same time guest needed her stick
Whatever did happen to that?

It was just a temporary thing

Caused by a hernia (confirmed) from imaginary-lugging her gigantic makeup bag around the place to show off to all her friends on Mrs Gloss

And by a SEVERE chill on her kidneys cos she didn’t tuck her vest in on Christmas Day.

Spoiler

10 March 2017

Needless to say, she soon recovered. Phew.

Utter bleep.

Exhibit B walking stick @Mel Donte Gloss ss @VeniVidiVicki Shin Kicking @rage naan and sobriety @colouredlines