Jack Monroe #585 Zak Dingle The Early Years

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Winning thread title by @DinosaurSenior , nominated by @rage naan. You each win a packet of crumpets and a packet of digestive biscuits because they're supposed to be separate things.

Recap: Little is going on in the world of guest, Carp Man tried commenting on her Facebook so she blocked him and deleted or made private a bunch of recent posts. The Conservative Councillor for Southchurch ward in Southend suggested that Labour's association with guest does not reflect particularly well on them. We also discovered her Wikipedia page has been surreptitiously edited to remove any mention of the VBI. In her absence we revisited the time she faked a crumpet by trying to pass off Warburtons as homemade. Other discussion included her beloved Mr Boogly (who she says is supposed to be in a mirror); sideboard or slop roulette; her many Jaccidents and ouchy bits; and the Yorkshire puddings you could've played hockey with.

Wiki up on the pink button!
 
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A quick reminder mither about the £160k she's apparently accumulated (an unknown amount of which is likely Big Chocco's. I would give my right arm to hear her explanation of how she accumulated this when her living expenses are £3k/ month, and she boasts about spending money she saved by eating smartprice pasta on a horrible leather hat etc etc etc.
Just do the maths.
Her basically living expenses are going to be £24-36k a year (based on what she has said publicly about the Bungamansion and what she told Shattenstone). She's spent thousands on sideboards and trammiez and pigskin hats etc etc etc. Then there's tax. And on top of that she's managed to save up to £160k which would mean putting away £2.5k every month for five years, if it's all hers. Plus tax and NI.

Either her income/grifting over the years has been MUCH higher than she's claimed, in which case her claims of ongoing poverty are disgraceful.
OR
Most of it came from her family, in which case she's just another pov cosplayer from a well off family.

And for her and the other Guardianistas and middle class mean-wells who think that £160k isn't that much and you too could save up for a Forever Home if you lived on cheap toffees and tinned tomatoes, get to duck. She's managed to save a larger amount of money than the people who she's been claiming to "help" with her slop concoctions might ever see in one place in a lifetime. She deserves to be cancelled forever for being a tit cook, a harmful liar and fantasist, and a grasping grifter.
 
Did we get that she updated her facebook cover photo last night 🙄

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Just wanted to thank @I'm not actually here from the last thread for the idea of a LiveLifeMice wall sign! 😂

I'm seriously tempted to try to make one.

Cheers, bonny lass! (y)
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You own the shed. The hedges. The randomly dumped garden parcels. That weird light that said LiveLifeMice. Prob all 50ft of the eucalyptus....

< having been given legal authority of ownership by @I'm not actually here, writes name on all of the above with a sign saying "MINE! WARNED"

<feels strangely satisfied>
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RandomFishOils said:
Some interesting edits to Wikipedia:

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But Sue Lee is still there, despite “update needed” over two years later.

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But these say it all, really.

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Wiki has a lot of complex rules about what can and can't be included. Nothing she says in her blog or on the hellsite can be used. I don't think even her ancient "bylines everywhere" can be used because they are her talking about herself. It needs to come from a reliable third party. VBI never existed, so can't be included.
 
witchofwestbyfleet said:
Winning thread title by @DinosaurSenior , nominated by @rage naan. You each win a packet of crumpets and a packet of digestive biscuits because they're supposed to be separate things.

Recap: Little is going on in the world of guest, Carp Man tried commenting on her Facebook so she blocked him and deleted or made private a bunch of recent posts. The Conservative Councillor for Southchurch ward in Southend suggested that Labour's association with guest does not reflect particularly well on them. We also discovered her Wikipedia page has been surreptitiously edited to remove any mention of the VBI. In her absence we revisited the time she faked a crumpet by trying to pass off Warburtons as homemade. Other discussion included her beloved Mr Boogly (who she says is supposed to be in a mirror); sideboard or slop roulette; her many Jaccidents and ouchy bits; and the Yorkshire puddings you could've played hockey with.

Wiki up on the pink button!
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her Wikipedia page has been surreptitiously edited to remove any mention of the VBI.

Have you tried putting tha VBI back on? Wikipedia, in my experience, can become a duelling ground . . . 😁
 
MavisBeacon said:
A quick reminder mither about the £160k she's apparently accumulated (an unknown amount of which is likely Big Chocco's. I would give my right arm to hear her explanation of how she accumulated this when her living expenses are £3k/ month, and she boasts about spending money she saved by eating smartprice pasta on a horrible leather hat etc etc etc.
Just do the maths.
Her basically living expenses are going to be £24-36k a year (based on what she has said publicly about the Bungamansion and what she told Shattenstone). She's spent thousands on sideboards and trammiez and pigskin hats etc etc etc. Then there's tax. And on top of that she's managed to save up to £160k which would mean putting away £2.5k every month for five years, if it's all hers. Plus tax and NI.

Either her income/grifting over the years has been MUCH higher than she's claimed, in which case her claims of ongoing poverty are disgraceful.
OR
Most of it came from her family, in which case she's just another pov cosplayer from a well off family.

And for her and the other Guardianistas and middle class mean-wells who think that £160k isn't that much and you too could save up for a Forever Home if you lived on cheap toffees and tinned tomatoes, get to duck. She's managed to save a larger amount of money than the people who she's been claiming to "help" with her slop concoctions might ever see in one place in a lifetime. She deserves to be cancelled forever for being a tit cook, a harmful liar and fantasist, and a grasping grifter.
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All of this, and I do keep wondering how far up the Lidl or McDonalds management chain you’d have to be to have six figures squirrelled away.
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