Jack Monroe #584 Location Location Location with Thirsty Allslop

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Winning thread title by a squig, nominated by @Lucy Aeroplane. You each win a large box of Kleenex and a life coaching session cuz guest ain't gonna use them :)

Recap:
  • Carp man's on the warpath
  • Guest paid an exclusivity deposit, so while she wasn't obliged to complete the sale, it was certainly nasty and thoughtless behaviour to just "ghost" the sellers without a word
  • Looks like a certain "Fake Arms" is not guest - although she's definitely used socks with variations of that name before
  • She's still posting endless tit Facebook memes
  • And we reminisced about the many times guest didn't understand what the "anonymous" part of Alcoholics Anonymous means
Wiki up on the pink button!

Mod edit: as addressed on last thread, no thread titles using words from unhinged Twitter folk. Next highest thread title, courtesy of @CrackingOwlSanctuary
 
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What a lovely new thread!
Anyway I was having a lovely read through the wiki, and then got sucked into the archived blog of hers… did she say she wrote her first book on a Jurassic phone?? Wellll…
Here in this blog she’s talking about writing her first book and look how she signs off…
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She is referring to throwing her computer out the window.
Lying bleep
Here’s the link
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Monroe v Goode? It's not a competition...

I've been in bed for over an hour but can't get to sleep as my head is too busy, so I need to make something clear so I can put it - and me - to bed. My previous post re celebrity chefs and fancy i...
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Only read a few pages of the last thread, but for her to have reached exchange on the flat, she will have spent much more than £1000 with the estate agent - searches, solicitor's fees etc. Pulling out would only make sense if there was a huge issue (which she supposedly said the short lease wasn't), or she no longer had the money.
 
To go back to the last thread, I wasn’t saying Jack didn’t owe Carp an explanation merely that at this stage all he can realistically get from her by going to the press is an apology (that contains an explanation perhaps but she doesn’t have to and he cannot make her).

She doesn’t owe him money and she cannot give him back the time she wasted so in real terms he is getting no tangible benefit other than stressing himself out and getting upset when people, truthfully, say it happens all the time because lots of people are shits.

It wasn’t defending her merely being clear about what he can gain - and his time back is not a realistic expectation no matter how much of a shite she was to waste it. If he had actually been scammed and was out money or assets, then yes perhaps going to the press and continuing to pursue it would be worth it as he’d get something from it.
 
jiggy_girl said:
Only read a few pages of the last thread, but for her to have reached exchange on the flat, she will have spent much more than £1000 with the estate agent - searches, solicitor's fees etc. Pulling out would only make sense if there was a huge issue (which she supposedly said the short lease wasn't), or she no longer had the money.
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Or she realised too late that her offer was too high.
 
Seaford Haggington said:
That's because she is a dick head.
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A dick head, but a head who it turns out can allegedly swim but not swim, except when she stops swimming and sinks.
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Imagine that.

this particular moronic attention seeking ss @Veronicaaa

Also a program on the radio about someone not floating but swimming. Riveting. No wonder Hollywood were offering her seven figure sums for the story of her wild n cray cray life. How not to drown (keep your legs and arms moving, peeps!), featu Jack Monroe.
 
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CabalofBolorneaise said:
To go back to the last thread, I wasn’t saying Jack didn’t owe Carp an explanation merely that at this stage all he can realistically get from her by going to the press is an apology (that contains an explanation perhaps but she doesn’t have to and he cannot make her).

She doesn’t owe him money and she cannot give him back the time she wasted so in real terms he is getting no tangible benefit other than stressing himself out and getting upset when people, truthfully, say it happens all the time because lots of people are shits.

It wasn’t defending her merely being clear about what he can gain - and his time back is not a realistic expectation no matter how much of a shite she was to waste it. If he had actually been scammed and was out money or assets, then yes perhaps going to the press and continuing to pursue it would be worth it as he’d get something from it.
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QMLAT to add: And is really worth encouraging someone to stress themselves out and open themselves up to all the trolls on both sides of X and to people in general saying things that will distress them that they then have to clarify over and over in order to get an insincere apology from Jack and an explanation that would likely be a pack of lies? I wouldn’t want to invest time and effort to get that back.
 
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