Jack Monroe #576 All quiet on the guestern front

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Thread title by @MavisBeacon, nominated by @Flivver. You win something tasty baked by Candice Brown from random ingredients at Fareshare.

Recap: It was all quiet on the guestern front until today when it was announced guest is partnering with Fareshare for The Big Help Out 2024. So for once she wasn’t lying about something. They released a video that is light on guest and heavy on their other ambassador Candice Brown, at one point you can see guest looking visibly pissed off that she’s not the focus of attention! Guest’s account remains locked and she hasn’t commented on it yet. But has been busy dirty deleting dozens of tweets.

Frauen und herren noted her limited appearance in the video, the fact she is explicitly not mentioned as a cook or anti-poverty campaigner, and comments being turned off. Some of us suspect that Fareshare is doing damage control after inviting her on board without due diligence. After almost a year of no new pictures we saw what she looks like now; the nose is getting worse and the hair dyed an unflattering shade of blonde (not from a box either so she’s still bringing in some £££.) There was some mithering over her numerous past claims to have, or have started, various degrees.

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witchofwestbyfleet said:
Thread title by @MavisBeacon, nominated by @Flivver. You win something tasty baked by Candice Brown from random ingredients at Fareshare.

Recap: It was all quiet on the guestern front until today when it was announced guest is partnering with Fareshare for The Big Help Out 2024. So for once she wasn’t lying about something. They released a video that is light on guest and heavy on their other ambassador Candice Brown, at one point you can see guest looking visibly pissed off that she’s not the focus of attention! Guest’s account remains locked and she hasn’t commented on it yet. But has been busy dirty deleting dozens of tweets.

Frauen und herren noted her limited appearance in the video, the fact she is explicitly not mentioned as a cook or anti-poverty campaigner, and comments being turned off. Some of us suspect that Fareshare is doing damage control after inviting her on board without due diligence. After almost a year of no new pictures we saw what she looks like now; the nose is getting worse and the hair dyed an unflattering shade of blonde (not from a box either so she’s still bringing in some £££.) There was some mithering over her numerous past claims to have, or have started, various degrees.

Onward! Wiki up on the pink button.
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Great thread title @MavisBeacon!
 
YerDa said:
As she said (while the cameraman was focussing on guest whose credentials were pointedly not given 🤭), she won Great British Bakeoff. She actually has cooking skills, can present and runs a business, so is guest’s polar opposite.
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She can also speak properly on camera, and I’ve never had to see her tits. Or her counting her tits. It’s mean they’ve made her hang out with Guest, who acts like a competition winner in5th form at WHGS, but looks like Aunty Pat when she started dating the age category below hers on PoF.
 
YerDa said:
And is actually engaged with the volunteers instead of manically flinging her arms around trying to find the implements she forgot, distractedly staring at her own t-shirt, or staring aimlessly at the ceiling with her thumb in her pocket.
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And her cookbooks don’t advise that you attempt to open a can with a knife and hammer, or use a glass bottle as a rolling pin
 
I wish I could say I was surprised that she wasn’t lying and was indeed working with Fareshare as she said, but sadly I’m not. Anything for a photo opp… on both sides of the fence.

Also plays into her hands yet again because the squigs who accused her of lying either directly or indirectly (eg “innocently” tagging fareshare) look like complete numpties now.
 
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