Jack Monroe #547 Bung it in a Curry's

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Thread title by @Clarends, nominated by @Lazarus. You each win a printed-out copy of guest's slow cooker recipes stapled together. You don't get the actual slow cooker because she's donated it to a food bank :(

Recap: While we all thought guest was sitting on her Mediterranean, she was actually softly, gently, working behind the scenes with Currys to end the cost of living crisis by showing people how to make food in a slow cooker or air fryer. Retail Times (trade publication) promised this would save us all thousands, but that strangely wasn't mentioned on Currys' website that features guest's recipes. That, however, is their only mention of guest as they haven't promoted the brand deal on their otherwise active social media. Neither has she, cuz she's still hiding but continues dirty deleting her tweets. However she didn't think to remove the one from earlier this year that said she gave away two gifted air fryers because they're not accessible to The Poors so she doesn't use them for her recipes. Which might be just as well, because the recipes she shared for Currys contain very little in the way of flavour or adequate nutrition for an adult. The air fryer, and the chicken, are too embarrassed to be seen with her so they had to be Photoshopped in.

Squigs have been getting a little irate at the lack of due diligence and flaming Currys/Retail Times, but that's OK, we've saved the announcement before they pull it :)

Mer(espace)ci! Curry on mitherin! Wiki up on the pink button as always.
 
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This one @Lazarus? Electric kettle on a gas hob for that homely, cosy feel
For the kettle collective @RandomFishOils

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witchofwestbyfleet said:
Thread title by @Clarends, nominated by @Lazarus. You each win a printed-out copy of guest's slow cooker recipes stapled together. You don't get the actual slow cooker because she's donated it to a food bank :(

Recap: While we all thought guest was sitting on her Mediterranean, she was actually softly, gently, working behind the scenes with Currys to end the cost of living crisis by showing people how to make food in a slow cooker or air fryer. Retail Times (trade publication) promised this would save us all thousands, but that strangely wasn't mentioned on Currys' website that features guest's recipes. That, however, is their only mention of guest as they haven't promoted the brand deal on their otherwise active social media. Neither has she, cuz she's still hiding but continues dirty deleting her tweets, such as the one from earlier this year that said she gave away two gifted air fryers because they're not accessible to The Poors so she doesn't use them for her recipes. Which might be just as well, because the recipes she shared for Currys contain very little in the way of flavour or adequate nutrition for an adult. The air fryer, and the chicken, are too embarrassed to be seen with her so they had to be Photoshopped in.

Squigs have been getting a little irate at the lack of due diligence and flaming Currys/Retail Times, but that's OK, we've saved the announcement before they pull it :)

Mer(espace)ci! Curry on mitherin! Wiki up on the pink button as always.
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Small correction, @Marmalade Atkins in the previous thread said her “giving away air fryer” tweet was still present and correct.

Jack Monroe #546 Kerridge = fingers, Sir Matt = forearms

The state of North Korea carries out many human rights abuses. One of which is that only state sanctioned hairstyles are allowed. Personally, I think it’s great Jack has decided to raise awareness of this by having a North Korean hairstyle herself. All hail Kim Jong Jack, daughter of a...
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Her tweet count has been going down by one on random days but it’s unclear whether that’s her actively deleting (with more restraint than she’s ever shown if it’s one at a time) or things she’s retweeted being deleted.
 
CabalofBolorneaise said:
Small correction, @Marmalade Atkins in the previous thread said her “giving away air fryer” tweet was still present and correct.

Jack Monroe #546 Kerridge = fingers, Sir Matt = forearms

The state of North Korea carries out many human rights abuses. One of which is that only state sanctioned hairstyles are allowed. Personally, I think it’s great Jack has decided to raise awareness of this by having a North Korean hairstyle herself. All hail Kim Jong Jack, daughter of a...
tattle.life

Her tweet count has been going down by one on random days but it’s unclear whether that’s her actively deleting or things she’s retweeted being deleted.
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Amended, thankspaceyou!
 
Couple of bangers (not degloved) on the Hellsite:

"I'd rather eat Lidl chilli cold out of the can than any despair on a plate catastrophe concocted by Jack Monroe."

"The biggest problem with Jack Monroe is that she doesn’t know herself........She’s painfully lacking in her own personality."
 
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Nonah said:
Please for the love of Slop can we stop saying degloved. I know she started it but it makes me wince every single time.
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Spoilered, apols.


ETA just spent under 2 mins reading currys X account. You'd never buy from them ever with all the complaints on there. How are they still in biz?! Or are they gonna use guset as the reason for the final nail in their coffin?
 
Kittypops said:
This one @Lazarus? Electric kettle on a gas hob for that homely, cosy feel
For the kettle collective @RandomFishOils

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She spends a lot of time up on kitchen countertops and sideboards doesn't she? How does someone in the height range of 5'1.7” - 5'2.3" manage to hop up there? Ah yes, now the purpose of the kitchen footstool becomes clear. It's for rubbing her arse on the food prep areas.
 
witchofwestbyfleet said:
Thread title by @Clarends, nominated by @Lazarus. You each win a printed-out copy of guest's slow cooker recipes stapled together. You don't get the actual slow cooker because she's donated it to a food bank :(

Recap: While we all thought guest was sitting on her Mediterranean, she was actually softly, gently, working behind the scenes with Currys to end the cost of living crisis by showing people how to make food in a slow cooker or air fryer. Retail Times (trade publication) promised this would save us all thousands, but that strangely wasn't mentioned on Currys' website that features guest's recipes. That, however, is their only mention of guest as they haven't promoted the brand deal on their otherwise active social media. Neither has she, cuz she's still hiding but continues dirty deleting her tweets. However she didn't think to remove the one from earlier this year that said she gave away two gifted air fryers because they're not accessible to The Poors so she doesn't use them for her recipes. Which might be just as well, because the recipes she shared for Currys contain very little in the way of flavour or adequate nutrition for an adult. The air fryer, and the chicken, are too embarrassed to be seen with her so they had to be Photoshopped in.

Squigs have been getting a little irate at the lack of due diligence and flaming Currys/Retail Times, but that's OK, we've saved the announcement before they pull it :)

Mer(espace)ci! Curry on mitherin! Wiki up on the pink button as always.
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Great thread title peeps!

 
BeardyBap said:
She spends a lot of time up on kitchen countertops and sideboards doesn't she? How does someone in the height range of 5'1.7” - 5'2.3" manage to hop up there? Ah yes, now the purpose of the kitchen footstool becomes clear. It's for rubbing her arse on the food prep areas.
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Hasn’t got room for an air fryer, but finds space for TWO microwaves as well as herself for arseprinting purposes.
 
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