Jack Monroe #476 Avec Dangereux Dave and Les Pantalons of Beaucoup Grandes Humiliations

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Welcome to our new thread SHE’S BACK!

Congratulations to @Valiofthedolls for the words & nominated by @Shimmering - you both win a 30p meal from Lee who is also OBSESSED with Jack.

Jack reactivated yesterday but had us all on tenterhooks waiting for the first tweet. We waited and waited and much wine was drunk and she didn’t tweet. Then early this morning she came out fighting.

Sorry for the crappy recap, I’m exhausted, please knock yourselves out. 😘

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In the last thread, fraus amused themselves by recounting terrifying PSA videos of decades gone by. The dramatic pause was shattered when Jack took legal umbridge at the Daily Express's political editor - over the lack of a vitally important comma.

It seems punctuation is only a design choice if Jack makes the call.
 
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recap:

[oh, and by the sounds of it she *still* hasn't moved]

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Jack caught in another whopper lie embellishing and exaggerating THE POV (TM)
Last May, Jack talks about the day she wrote Hunger Hurts. “Huddling on a mattress on the floor with a toddler” at the end of July 2012.
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She also says in that piece she sold “everything she owned”
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Except Jack didn’t have her sale of “everything she owned” until the following month on Saturday 18th August 2012, would have actually had a bed to sleep in on July 30th-31st, so wouldn’t have needed to be “huddled on the floor” on her “mattress”.
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Not only that, she told Xanthe Clay in March 2013 that she never actually sold her BED because nobody wanted it. So she actually had a bed for the whole of 2012 AND 2013 and never, ever once had to sleep “huddled on a mattress on the floor” with her young child.

AND also lies when she says she “sold everything she owned” because she still had both the bed and “a few (other) leftovers” furnishing her flat.
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She’s such a disgusting poverty tourist and MASSIVE bleeping LIAR
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Jack caught in another whopper lie embellishing and exaggerating THE POV (TM)
Last May, Jack talks about the day she wrote Hunger Hurts. “Huddling on a mattress on the floor” with a toddler at the end of July 2012. View attachment 1952120 qView attachment 1952121 qView attachment 1952123 q
She also says in that piece she sold “everything she owned”
View attachment 1952146 qExcept Jack didn’t have her sale of “everything she owned” until the following month on Saturday 18th August 2012, so would have actually had a bed to sleep in on July 30th-31st, so wouldn’t have needed to be “huddled on the floor” on her “mattress”.
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Not only that, she told Xanthe Clay in March 2013 that she never actually sold her BED because nobody wanted it. So she actually had a bed for the whole of 2012 AND 2013 and never, ever had to sleep “huddled on a mattress on the floor.

AND also lies when she says she “sold everything she owned” because she still had both the bed and “a few (other) leftovers”.
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She’s such a disgusting poverty tourist and MASSIVE bleeping LIAR
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In true Monroe style, tonight I might either sleep in the wood burner, or in a box, in preparation for being dead in about 50 years time.
 
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