Jack Monroe #46 Patreon Saint of waifs and strays.

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Jelly Bean said:
Thanks to @MancBee for thread suggestion.

Recap of #45.
Well sadly the inevitable happened and kitten died.
Jack made a video about this and is milking the sad event for all it is worth across SM.

(If anyone could post @Passive_Aggressive_Lemon terrific 'Jack for Dummies' post it would be most appreciated! x)
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I thin’ I would add to this : after 3 vet advised her to put it down she refused the “easy way out” and it died 😢😢😢
 
She is absolutely dyinggggg to have an Onlyfans. The amount of times she's *joked* about it or threatened to get her yabbos out. For an alleged ex sex worker she's very jokey about the whole idea, like it'd be unacceptable or something. News flash Jackie...it's 2020, this is not edgy behaviour. A stream of people telling her how hot she is would be her absolute dream, and she could keep all the other attention seeking tit off Twitter where innocent bystanders get sucked into her head games.
 
ChickenPorridge said:
She is absolutely dyinggggg to have an Onlyfans. The amount of times she's *joked* about it or threatened to get her yabbos out. For an alleged ex sex worker she's very jokey about the whole idea, like it'd be unacceptable or something. News flash Jackie...it's 2020, this is not edgy behaviour. A stream of people telling her how hot she is would be her absolute dream, and she could keep all the other attention seeking tit off Twitter where innocent bystanders get sucked into her head games.
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She can’t show her breasts! They are covered in boiling fat burns from naked pancake making apparently! 🤮
 
Here is @Passive_Aggressive_Lemon ‘s ‘Jack for Dummies’ post (edited to include updated info)

Thought it might be useful for new followers to have a post at the start of each thread with some info.
Limegoss article about Jack v Jamie Oliver : https://limegoss.com/jack-monroe-jamie-oliver/

Thread no 31 is the infamous thread on which Jack turns up to talk to us directly. She makes her appearance on page 17.

For anyone wanting to re-live the glory days of her 2 week stint on Daily Kitchen Live (DKL) : Threads 2 - 9

Jack’s most oft used reply to questions on recipe substitutions: yes, absolutely x

Some other favourite quotes by Jack:

‘Babe, same’

‘I did a chaos’

‘my maverick brain’

‘my sad little face’

‘I’m BUSY’

‘I HOOTED / I am FIZZING’

‘I laughed up a lung’
🥴

One of Jack’s followers once referred to Tattlers as sad hausfraus and Jack herself has likened us to a cabal. Therefore we have become the Cabal of Hausfraus™️

To ‘GrunkaLunka’ your way through a thread means to catch up on posts. Named after a member who rather epically caught up on many threads in a short period of time.

Jack once threatened to use her Liam Neeson skills to TRIANGULATE our whereabouts to intimidate us, so that’s what we mean by that.
Jack once sideboard modelled a Vivienne Westwood dress, seeming to infer that it’s what Viv would have wanted (as if she were dead), and then got snippy when corrected otherwise. There may be some ‘RIP Viv’ jokes (she is not dead, of course)

We sometimes joke about being on Vladimir Putin’s bitcoin payroll list for being evil trolls.

We are terrible for going off on tangents and using too many gifs, so there is another thread where we don’t discuss JM but instead talk about biscuits and stuff. This is good light relief when JM is doing too much chaos: https://tattle.life/threads/food-drink.7379/
 
The Jack x chaos ratio is about 1 chaos + 1 meltdown x 1 flounce per thread isn’t it? It’s actually hilarious that we’ve almost forgotten about her fire of a thousand suns against David Walliams. The chaos sure does come thick n fast.... unlike her béchamel <drops mic>
 
Just had a Grunka of the last thread. @heretoreaditall2019 is a data machine! Vlad will be proud.

What. The. Actual. duck was that Jackanoshy book reading all about? Does she think she’s actually already written children’s fiction to rival Walliams’?

OT thank you to those who recommended the Out To Lunch podcasts. Listened to some on a long drive today and they are fabulous (you had me hooked in at the mention of Grayson Perry
 
PoorPatrol said:
The Jack x chaos ratio is about 1 chaos + 1 meltdown x 1 flounce per thread isn’t it? It’s actually hilarious that we’ve almost forgotten about her fire of a thousand suns against David Walliams. The chaos sure does come thick n fast.... unlike her béchamel <drops mic>
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I’m sure there’ll be another in a week or so, sadness over poor kitten having been forgotten about/ milked for all its worth 😞
 
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GothPrincess said:
She just stopped all that with David Walliams didn’t she. I suspect there was a lawyer involved.
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If there was a lawyer involved, we'd have heard allllllll about it. Nah, she just did her usual and got bored and didn't follow through, possibly her acute *self awareness* kicked in (LOL) and she eventually realised she was making a right tit of herself as the likes and retweets dried up.
 
I’ve just caught up about the kitten. Her son is still a child isn’t he? I know he’s not really young but he’s not a teen? If you have a child, why on earth would you adopt a sick animal with a poor prognosis very shortly after your partner walks out? The poor poor kid. The constant drama must be unbearable. I hope his dad is able to provide some consistency and security in his life.
 
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