Jack Monroe #459 That westboro baptist church penis wig will haunt her forever

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Today‘s fantastic title is brought to you by @blurstoftimes and nominated by the fragrant @Brian Butterfield

You each win a 10 year old tweed jacket from Tesco.

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Chaos continues! In an attempt to bury the completely absurd lie that she was in a bath full of coins for That Photoshoot for the Guardian, Jack is living her BEST LIFE with LOADS of offers of new interviews, festivals and events. She may or may not have posted out Patreon postcards. And that tweed jacket was cheap as chips and hasn’t pilled anywhere despite being made of polyester.

Virgin Radio are taking the piss out of her stellar money saving tip to write a shopping list before you go to the supermarket.
 
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i’m honoured!
but i’m afraid that i’ve had to bring in security - if any fraus dare to bring up salt pigs again burglar bill will be sorting you out. WARNED.

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I had a post deleted which was a hellsite screenshot because it was “taken from tattle”. Sorry I keep falling foul of the rules! Does this mean the squig had taken something from Tattle because I hadn’t?! Newish here so getting to grips with it and don’t want to duck up again dear hearts.

mod edit: That squig used to be a Tattle member and has a long history with Jack. Best to leave them to it.
 
Coming from the previous thread, about Content's weight, she did make a ludicrous claim about how heavy she would end up being. The canal quickly shut it down.

Our dog is a Ridgeback Mastiff cross, at one point, he had a bit of a weight problem, and my mum had to put him on a diet. He was 62kg, which is very nearly 10st. He now weighs in at between 45-47kg, which is still a big but no longer overweight. Even that would be obese for a Goldendoodle though
 
Birditer29 said:
I had a post deleted which was a hellsite screenshot because it was “taken from tattle”. Sorry I keep falling foul of the rules! Does this mean the squig had taken something from Tattle because I hadn’t?! Newish here so getting to grips with it and don’t want to duck up again dear hearts.

mod edit: That squig used to be a Tattle member and has a long history with Jack. Best to leave them to it.
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Ah! I see, noted!! thanks for explaining 😀
 
Men who look like Stone Cold Steve Austin old enough to be Jack's father defending her and sending encouragement and support publicly is bleeping haunting.

It reminds me of a girl in my hometown who had a career as a pub singer. Nothing to write home about, just her own terrible songs and some Oasis/Foo Fighters covers. Her entire fanbase was her Mum, her Gran and a load of 'family friends' at the front, wearing t shirts with her face on and rubbing their knees like Vic Reeves
 
Whiffy McBiffy said:
Men who look like Stone Cold Steve Austin old enough to be Jack's father defending her and sending encouragement and support publicly is bleeping haunting.

It reminds me of a girl in my hometown who had a career as a pub singer. Nothing to write home about, just her own terrible songs and some Oasis/Foo Fighters covers. Her entire fanbase was her Mum, her Gran and a load of 'family friends' at the front, wearing t shirts with her face on and rubbing their knees like Vic Reeves
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She liked this this morning

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So Jack had fulfilled all her patreon obligations in The Guardian interview conducted on 11th or 12th Dec (even though on the 20th Dec she had JUST done it, but anyhoo).
And not one person has piped up to say they have received anything? Not one? It is inconceivable a Jack fan wouldn't be all over twitter gushing about how lucky they were to get the stuff with photo.
If I was Jack and had genuinely sent out all that stuff I'd be getting quite anxious about what had happened and would be chasing it up. Surely she must have proof of posting somewhere. Which might lead one to believe........
 
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