Jack Monroe #453 she doesn’t need a colander. There are enough holes in her story

[Smol Pixel]

Congrats to @noweverythingsucks and @jenny2603 for bringing us this banger from a squig. You both win a colander to save you from the carabiner and s-hook hack.

It’s been a wonderful day on the canal. Grifty Kitchen is barely over 24 hours old and Pan MacMillan and Trussell Trust have distanced themselves from it. Twitter is the bin fire to end all bin fires. DocStock wrote a mean and vengeful gentle and generous piece about Jack because she’s a horrible terf so Jack has of course been waving her trans flag around for several hours. Her agent foolishly revealed that her public speaking bookings are in the £10-15k range before quickly deleting. And Jack’s just got the contract for her forever home (CONFIRMED by Spaniel Friend).

Tl;dr


Wiki is the pink button above. Thread titles should be nominated after page 40-ish with the words thread/title/nomination.

Let the chaos continue. As you were.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

With friends like spaniel, her agent and the publishers/editors, Jack doesn’t need enemies the trolls. Either she’s surrounded by people as equally useless as she is or she’s really getting hit by the karma stick from all angles at that moment.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Don’t have the social justice vocab to describe why this feels really off, but isn’t this quite a weird and body/slut shaming comment for an alleged left leaning ex sex worker body positive disability/health activist to be making? Like sexual health is health right there shouldn’t be this sneering attitude to it?

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Twitter is still giving the joy…

 

[Deeznutslol]

Don’t have the social justice vocab to describe why this feels really off, but isn’t this quite a weird and body/slut shaming comment for an alleged left leaning ex sex worker body positive disability/health activist to be making? Like sexual health is health right there shouldn’t be this sneering attitude to it?

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It also sounds a bit

Spoiler: TW

rapey

bleeping weirdo she is.

 

[jf99]

Happy new thread frauen. Before the most recent house buying chaos, I was about to report that I'd just got back from my local Asda ().

It was lovely to see Grifty Kitchen in pride of place next to THAT MAN and Pinch of Nom, at eye level.

Oh, sorry, no....it was actually on the bottom shelf.

I also hadn't noticed in real time but I very much when I looked at the picture and saw it was in a section titled "Favourite Characters"

 

[Jelly Bean]

Ah. About that. I think the fact she is BUYING might give them some mileage squig.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

She is buying a houst during a really stupid time. The market is tit. Good luck pet, i mean it sincerely.

 

[Lucky Escape]

Don’t have the social justice vocab to describe why this feels really off, but isn’t this quite a weird and body/slut shaming comment for an alleged left leaning ex sex worker body positive disability/health activist to be making? Like sexual health is health right there shouldn’t be this sneering attitude to it?

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Very much so. And even ignoring that, it's a terribly old fashioned word - she really does talk like a character from a 1980s sitcom.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

She is buying a houst during a really stupid time. The market is tit. Good luck pet, i mean it sincerely.

Do we think she’s telling the truth about it being a one bed flat? Or will we have a reveal similarly to the one in bungalow where she posts her stairs?

 

[Sketchy]

Loving the title!

I see she's trending again btw - for all the wrong right reasons.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Looking forward to some Land Registry sleuthing from the Canal in the near future.

 

[Smol Pixel]

Do we think she’s telling the truth about it being a one bed flat? Or will we have a reveal similarly to the one in bungalow where she posts her stairs?

It will be a one-bed flat in the sense that she only has one of the rooms set up as a bedroom.

 

[Lucky Escape]

Do we think she’s telling the truth about it being a one bed flat? Or will we have a reveal similarly to the one in bungalow where she posts her stairs?

Possibly. But I'd not be remotely surprised if it turned out to be 1 bedroom (en-suite, of course) with separate kitchen, dining room, study, living room, bathroom, large hallway, and garden with a garage or large shed.

 

[SnowyCal]

Jesus. Like others, I did expect her to be buying but this should end her. HH2, the bin fire book & then those appearance fees. What a day.

strange that move date is June, wonder if it’s a new build?

@Justacatindisguise will put this in spoiler cause OT. Paul& Idaho

Spoiler: OT

paul met up with a 19 year old to take photos, she went live & it she clearly very vulnerable. Thread 59 from page 38 should give you a good idea.
The Idaho affidavit is a grim read & that’s just the basics to get a warrant. I feel for the surviving roommate but I cannot get my head round her hearing what she heard… seeing a guy wearing a mask walk past her & out the house (plus the male voice saying “it’s ok, I’ll help you” must’ve been Bryan or she would’ve recognised Ethan’s voice?) & went to bed for 8 hours & phoned friends round before the police. I could get it if she waited an hour or so but 8 hours is mind blowing

 

[Mrs Peel]

Welcome to home ownership, Jack, and everything that goes with it.

It isn't all painting the walls a jolly colour, you know. Everything is now on you, and you alone. Anything needs repairing? It's on you. Home insurance? It's on you. Unexpected house related bills? They're all on you. Nobody to blame when anything goes wrong. It's all on you now.

Oh, and if you ever have the nerve to rattle your tip jar again there will be plenty of people to remind you that you are a homeowner who appears to command quite a large sum for speaking gigs. The pov game is well and truly over.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Our second new thread in 24 hours, I'm so proud of us.

I reckon she's buying a two-bed.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

TBF, of she is buying, she will honestly be able to say she isn't paying a mortgage... Bought cash mate..

 

[RamblerOfLandandMouth]

Just came to hold my place here because threads are moving fast, grunks need to be done and I was BUSY working even though I wasn't supposed to be but some wally has got Strep from all his Christmas party snogging so I am earning extra cashos to pay off so xmas debt because I don't have a tip jar to rattle....and I definitely don't earn 10k just to turn up and waffle about myself...anyway can't wait to see how all the chaoi continues....it's *chef's kiss*

 

[jenny2603]

Don’t have the social justice vocab to describe why this feels really off, but isn’t this quite a weird and body/slut shaming comment for an alleged left leaning ex sex worker body positive disability/health activist to be making? Like sexual health is health right there shouldn’t be this sneering attitude to it?

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Funnily enough I was just thinking about posting along those lines but you've expressed it beautifully so I'll add something else. I've noticed that Jack keeps posting about her detractors being sad and alone with a smirk but also claims to have suffered from umpteen breakdowns and crappy mental health. I do wonder given her own 100% genuine experiences if she thinks stigmatising self isolation which is a widely known and common symptom of depression is particularly helpful to people experiencing it. To me it's that type of attitude that puts people off going for help and I think it would be better if people could frankly explain to their GP that they've become completely isolated as they're likely to need much more help than pills and pat on the head.