Jack Monroe #44 Spoiler

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Can't quote as an old thread but...good food for ruff days?? I'll get my coat
 

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skronkywildcat said:
It's 44 not 34! I just saw all the twitter about tit everywhere. It's like a HUGE bleeping METAPHOR for her life. Shame it's a living (suffering) being.
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What I don't understand about the tit 'everywhere' part is what the living duck she is letting it roam freely around for. Surely that can't be good for its poorly legs. It should be somewhere lovely and soft and contained.
 
Thought it might be useful for new followers to have a post at the start of each thread with some info.

Limegoss article about Jack v Jamie Oliver : https://limegoss.com/jack-monroe-jamie-oliver/

Thread no 31 is the infamous thread on which Jack turns up to talk to us directly. She makes her appearance on page 17.

For anyone wanting to re-live the glory days of her 2 week stint on Daily Kitchen Live (DKL) : Threads 2 - 9

Jack’s most oft used reply to questions on recipe substitutions: yes, absolutely x

Some other favourite quotes by Jack:
‘Babe, same’
‘I did a chaos’
‘my maverick brain’
‘my sad little face’
‘I’m BUSY’
‘I HOOTED / I am FIZZING’
‘I laughed up a lung’ 🥴

One of Jack’s followers once referred to Tattlers as sad hausfraus and Jack herself has likened us to a cabal. Therefore we have become the Cabal of Hausfraus™️

To ‘GrunkaLunka’ your way through a thread means to catch up on posts. Named after a member who rather epically caught up on many threads in a short period of time.

We are terrible for going off on tangents and using too many gifs, so there is another thread where we don’t discuss JM but instead talk about biscuits and stuff. This is good light relief when JM is doing too much chaos: https://tattle.life/threads/food-drink.7379/
 
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Passive_Aggressive_Lemon said:
Thought it might be useful for new followers to have a post at the start of each thread with some info.

Limegoss article about Jack v Jamie Oliver : https://limegoss.com/jack-monroe-jamie-oliver/

Thread no 31 is the infamous thread on which Jack turns up to talk to us directly. She makes her appearance on page 17.

For anyone wanting to re-live the glory days of her 2 week stint on Daily Kitchen Live (DKL) : Threads 2 - 9

Jack’s most oft used reply to questions on recipe substitutions: yes, absolutely x

Some other favourite quotes by Jack:
‘same, babe’
‘I did a chaos’
‘my maverick brain’
‘my sad little face’
‘I’m BUSY’

One of Jack’s followers once referred to Tattlers as sad hausfraus and Jack herself has likened us to a cabal. Therefore we have become the Cabal of Hausfraus™️

To ‘GrunkaLunka’ your way through a thread means to catch up on posts. Named after a member who rather epically caught up on many threads in a short period of time.

We are terrible for going off on tangents and using too many gifs, so there is another thread where we don’t discuss JM but instead talk about biscuits and stuff. This is good light relief when JM is doing too much chaos: https://tattle.life/threads/food-drink.7379/
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This is brilliant. We should definitely have it at the start of every thread. x
 
Passive_Aggressive_Lemon said:
Thought it might be useful for new followers to have a post at the start of each thread with some info.

Limegoss article about Jack v Jamie Oliver : https://limegoss.com/jack-monroe-jamie-oliver/

Thread no 31 is the infamous thread on which Jack turns up to talk to us directly. She makes her appearance on page 17.

For anyone wanting to re-live the glory days of her 2 week stint on Daily Kitchen Live (DKL) : Threads 2 - 9

Jack’s most oft used reply to questions on recipe substitutions: yes, absolutely x

Some other favourite quotes by Jack:
‘same, babe’
‘I did a chaos’
‘my maverick brain’
‘my sad little face’
‘I’m BUSY’

One of Jack’s followers once referred to Tattlers as sad hausfraus and Jack herself has likened us to a cabal. Therefore we have become the Cabal of Hausfraus™️

To ‘GrunkaLunka’ your way through a thread means to catch up on posts. Named after a member who rather epically caught up on many threads in a short period of time.

We are terrible for going off on tangents and using too many gifs, so there is another thread where we don’t discuss JM but instead talk about biscuits and stuff. This is good light relief when JM is doing too much chaos: https://tattle.life/threads/food-drink.7379/
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Also for quotes 'laughing/hooting up a lung'
 
Flumps said:
She better not come for my Claudia.
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Mr LF works near either where Claudia lives or films (triangulation!!) And often sees her (and Hugh Dennis) in the local tesco express - she's apparently very beautiful and very smiley in real life and talks to the cashiers as if they are her friends. I want to dislike her cos she is mr LFs celeb crush but I just can't
 
LF519 said:
Mr LF works near either where Claudia lives or films (triangulation!!) And often sees her (and Hugh Dennis) in the local tesco express - she's apparently very beautiful and very smiley in real life and talks to the cashiers as if they are her friends. I want to dislike her cos she is mr LFs celeb crush but I just can't
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Of course she does, because she is a delight and an angel. I will never tire of her 'It's not my fault, I'm just reading out loud' jokes, and still miss Len Goodman trying to teach her to dance on It Takes Two.
 
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